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No sex in 4 years HELP * 1
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So Im in a pretty fucked up place in life. Im currently 19 and only had sex once and it was when I was 15. Sure Ive gotten head a few times but never actually had a girlfriend. Been rejected probably 50+ times by now and it sucks.

Drugs has been a pretty big reason for this. There have been girls who had a crush on me throughout all of highschool and then I scared them away with my weed/psychedelic drug habits...

So Im in college right now and Ive been through 3 semesters and have not even kissed a girl from University. Tinder doesn't work either... And my personality seems to be dulling out thanks to the mushrooms.

How am I supposed to get laid when I got nothing to talk about except tripping balls. The biggest turnoff to a chick is a dude who is me. Lives with mommy, has no job, and trips sack all the time. But I dont see how getting a job at Dunkin Donuts is gona help... I have friends who have jobs and are still virgins.

My brain is stuck somewhere in the 5th dimension and cant get out of it. For reference, the 5th dimension is the coordinate space of your mind. The first 4 dimensions are space and time and the 5th is your perspective of those dimensions.

that red dot is where my mind is in the 5th dimension. Its stuck on a saddle point.


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Edited by CapnCook (12/14/18 01:33 AM)

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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: CapnCook]
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Well you gotta make bank regardless so fill out the dunkin donut app.  As far as talking about other things than tripping sack, just learn how to convo about things other than tripping sack.  You’ll be fine..


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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: Amanita86]
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Sex really is it is important as you think, learn 2 masturbate. That way in between relationships you got something. I only say this though because I am single at the moment and have been going through tons of surgeries which is not exactly check magnet for sex in particular.


In the grand scheme of things though I know it doesn’t seem like it it’s sexy really isn’t the most important thing in life. Damn it sure seems that way though


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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: Seriously_trippin]
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Go find a job

Dont be concerned

Whatever frustration you feel is normal it will pass soon for you I hope


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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: Amanita86]
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Amanita86 said:
Well you gotta make bank regardless so fill out the dunkin donut app.  As far as talking about other things than tripping sack, just learn how to convo about things other than tripping sack.  You’ll be fine..


Sex is not really that important when you are indeed having some.... But for sex deprived virigns like myself and op it's all we think about.. oh and drugs

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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: Kinko]
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He might work with some chick at the dought place though

Or is it all big fat old men working there :scaredturtle:


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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: watermelon mon]
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watermelon mon said:
He might work with some chick at the dought place though

Or is it all big fat old men working there :scaredturtle:


He already is in college .. if he doesn't get pussy there forget about them donut hoes

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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: Kinko]
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Kinko said:
He already is in college .. if he doesn't get pussy there forget about them donut hoes


Well I just started trying last semester and this girl I sat and ate with invited me to her apartment to smoke weed. So we're sitting on the floor and its getting awkward and she lays down. So I lay down on top of her and she gets up and calls her roomate in the room. She's all like "Chingwa come help me friendzone this guy!!!."  She wants to come over my house to see my "mushroom collection" but she's out of state rn. But we have like barely anything in common and don't really have chemistry tbh...


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Edited by CapnCook (12/14/18 02:40 AM)

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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: CapnCook] * 1
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Tell her the only mushroom you have is in your pants.

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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: Puddles84] * 1
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Get some new clothes


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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: Citizen X] * 2
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Stop beating it but once a week. Get a warehouse job. Take cold showers. Lift weights. Eat a bunch of lean meats and cruciferous veggies.


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Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
Psalm 12:6
The words of the Lord are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Hebrews 11:3
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.
Revelation 3:11
Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.

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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: Shiithead]
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Yeah man, start lookin good for the ladies, get a haircut too hippy :lol:

I mean seriously, how are you presenting yourself?



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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: Citizen X]
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Work on yourself. Get a haircut. Wear a hat. Buy some new clothes. Get a tattoo. Get a job. Start working out
These are all things that may boost your confidence. Confidence is extremely attractive.

Also how u gonna be alpha with a skinny neck? Lifting weights has multiple benefits, boosts ones confidence and makes you more physically attractive


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Edited by Straight Mush (12/14/18 06:49 AM)

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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: CapnCook] * 6
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CapnCook said:
“So Im in a pretty fucked up place in life. Im currently 19.....”


:smilingpuppy:


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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: CapnCook]
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Don't let media and social conditioning make you feel less then whole for not getting laid.  Think about all the std's you aren't catching in the meantime.  You are on the cusp now, things will change.

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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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I didn't have sex UNTIL I was 19. What are you planning on studying in college, OP?


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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: Corporal Kielbasa] * 1
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There are plenty of guys who are broke and still get layed. Its not about the lack of job or living situation or that you like getting high.  You have to learn how to carry yourself and talk to women with confidence.  At 19 you're competing with a lot of older, more experienced guys. As you mature and learn how to be more confident you will have more success.


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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: Ima Trooper]
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Ima Trooper said:
I didn't have sex UNTIL I was 19. What are you planning on studying in college, OP?



Right?  At least he got laid once already..

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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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People are attracted to someone who's got stuff going on, who's kicking ass in life.

It's really difficult to kick ass in life at 19. When I think back to who I was at 19...jesus christ.


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deCypher said:
Schizophrenia beats dining alone, you know.

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Re: No sex in 4 years HELP [Re: SARAtonin]
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Even making this post, you cognitively tunnled yourself further into this dimension where all you do is observe and speculate. 

You need to stop calculating odds and assuming outcomes regardless of how right you think you are, and you need to get out and make mistakes. Fail. Succeed. You are only 19.

Im 26 and just now going back to college and working shitty jobs because when i was 19 i was doing the same shit you are doing. Mentally in the same place. Getting high as shit watching everything happen looking at the next guy and thinking if hes not getting what i want doing what hes doing then why should i do what hes doing.  Guess what. The next guy isnt you. You have an individual power of will to make shit happen for yourself. You will do things your own way. And you will get your own results. This objective way of calculating outcomes is practical for things like fixed laws of physics to avoid car crashes and shit. Its useless and not based in reality whatsoever when it comes to other peoples lives and the decisions you should make. Just go do. 

You create this life.  Takes a long time to become accountable for that truth. But just think about it. Maybe eat some mushrooms and think about it. If you want to get laid, focus on getting laid as much as you focus on getting high and tripping.  Instead of smokin in the morning get up and make your bed. Make your life clean so youll be more confident. Go places where there are girls.get out of your comfort zone, or i should say, the observatory zone of the 5th dimension.      Also. If you live with your mom, and this girl is willing to come to your mothers house to check out your mushrooms...i mean, you might not see it now but thats a pretty big fuckin deal. Shes willing to look past the living with mom thing, shes interested in mushrooms, something that you claim has always been a dealbreaker with girls, and your saying theres no chemistry.    It sounds to me like this girl is pretty fuckable.  Have her come over.  By the time shes back in the state your shit will be clean, youll be more confident. She might not put out right away but it will happen. Just keep in mind your goal of getting laid. Fuck chemistry and all that shit, keep looking for other girls in the meantime.

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