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 Sex and Middle Management 
#995594 - 10/26/02 09:10 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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I work at one of those "Franchise Copy Places", and yes, I am not happy about it.
Today was my 6th day, and Im already sick of the place - My shift is only 5 hours long- cause I couldnt bear any more! - and I have to deal with a lot of bad stuff, namely CoWorkers losing shit (Job Orders) I took and having 19 yr olds scold me when I do something that isnt "Following Team Leader One's Protocol" Shut the fuck up is what I want to say "Ok" is what comes out.
Now, there are a few things that keep me stationary, most noteably the $60 bucks I crank out a day doing this inane task. The fact I have nothing better to do with my day, and I needed a reason to get up in the morning besides Modding my Book Club - Add to that I hate having to sell things I like to buy other things I like more - 
So, as I hover over my Trinitron monitor - bathed in its eerie radioactive blue glow, there seems to be of some Good Old Fashion flirting between me and a dude that works in my Dept - I dont know if it is coincidence , but this is the same dude that Interviewed me and then hired me on the spot.
The rub is (pardon the Pun) that he is Middle Management - I think he makes a dollar more than me or something- And hes the resident Tech Nerd - I dont know if you all know, but i really dig smart guys - and hes not bad looking, which is a plus - and tall! Oh my hes a big man, 6'3" at least, has nice big hands and wide wrists....- But I digress, hes my "Boss" for all intents and purposes. He has power over me at the job anyway. 
I will not lie you you Guys, I have dated from the Pool of Men at work in the past, but I try to avoid this, for when it goes bad, it is hard to show up to work - and I usually have to convince Them into transferring out - for I do not transfer. - But the job is so boring, I think the sexual tension is the only thing keeping me awake. I think it is the only thing keeping half the Employees there in the first place - Eveyone there is like 19, save me and the dude, and kinda ghetto, so they are hooking up with each other left and right - When do I get some?! - I think Toner has ancient chinese secret, with an aphrodiasic quality, involved in its making - I mean, as a New Hire I am the New Meat, and at least 4 guys are intrested, but the one I like seems to be a bit shy- I can tell he is no Romeo, and may not know how to talk to women - but hes a sharp as a whip, and may need a bit of coaxing - Of Course this is all conjecture, he may not like me at all, and thats why hes not asking me for my digits (I learned that slang from TV  )
Each day at High Tea, I flip through the CoWorker handbook, because it is based on a nazi prototype that would make Himmler proud - Rules and Regulations to follow rules and regulations- its madness - They actually have a section entitled "Romantic Relationships between Coworks and Management" - I think thats a blast - I TOLD you guys its the sex that keeps people coming to work - In the Bok it sez "Managemnet must Inform the HR Office of an Sexual or Personal realtions with a CoWorker beneath their Position of Said Manager " yeah. ok.
So, I suppose my dilemma are :
Is it wrong to date your Boss, whos the same age - and has the same interests as you, and is only 5 weeks into his new position?
-Its been so long that Ive been on a date - I dont even know if hes really interested, or just bored too - He seems to be genuinely interested in what i say, (which is strange for a man who isnt interested) - And seems to always be around with a quick joke, and a bit of innuendo for me , and im a sucker for innuendo - But its good hes always present, since I need to go to him every 15 mintues or so to ask a question or get some help - That makes it even worse, hes 10x smarter than me at the Job, and I hate to appear in a less than stellar light - not only am I a snob, im a VAIN snob !
- Guys - if you liked a Girl at work, how would you approach her, if she was giving you all the signals?
- Have we come to the Age when it is OK for a chick to ask a dude out? I dont know if that still a faux pas, as it was when I was in the Dating Scene. I dont just want to screw him, and then have to make him transfer out - Id actually like to get to know him better. THEN screw him.  you know how those quiet ones are....
Oh, and how do you find out if a Dude has a G/F - He never talks about her, and she has never been to the Store or called. Should I just say "Your G/F must be Proud" when he does something silly/embarrassing, and see if he admits hes alone?
So many things I cant convey - Ahhh, its bad when your a year shy of 30 and your asking a group of Strangers for Advice - But you Guys are kinda my Friends, and becuse Real People usually suck.
I wish I could see an Oracle! - OoD
Edited by OracleOfDelphi (10/26/02 09:22 PM)
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 Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#995682 - 10/26/02 09:41 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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*was going to post something realy intelligent but was too shy* 
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I say go for it.
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#995929 - 10/27/02 12:06 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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If you do not want add "complications" to a tedious job. I would not think dating him would be a good idea.
If you don't care about keeping the job. Go for it.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
6T
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#995989 - 10/27/02 12:39 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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I wouldn't expect him to transfer out.
If you do then don't.
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#996058 - 10/27/02 01:16 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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" Shut the fuck up is what I want to say "Ok" is what comes out."
yeah, that suxx. 
"Guys - if you liked a Girl at work, how would you approach her, if she was giving you all the signals?"
I would say, "wanna party sometime?"
I use the word party because it could mean almost anything from dinner and a movie to a rave.
"Have we come to the Age when it is OK for a chick to ask a dude out"
I for one, like aggressive chicks.
"Oh, and how do you find out if a Dude has a G/F - He never talks about her, and she has never been to the Store or called. Should I just say "Your G/F must be Proud" when he does something silly/embarrassing, and see if he admits hes alone?"
That would work. Or if you ask him to party and he says his girlfriend would object.
"I wish I could see an Oracle"
Well, I have a skrying mirror around here somewhere....
/me hunts for mirror.
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 Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#996062 - 10/27/02 01:17 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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I say ask him out theres nothing wrong with a girl asking a guy out i know there have been many girls that i may have missed out on being with because i was to afraid to ask them out and they probably thought it was wrong for the girl to ask the guy out. If he is a quiet one like i am he is probably afraid to ask you out for fear of rejection i know i always am, plus with some of the sexual harrasment stuff that goes on at work places he might be afraid it might comprimise his job if he is the one to ask you out. Then again ive never had a gf and have no real experience about being in relationships with people i work with. I hope everything goes good for you and you end up together and happy, i regret all the chances ive missed to be with someone that might have been my true love, you just gotta reach out there and get what you want. Good luck.
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#996130 - 10/27/02 01:02 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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you need to watch the movie office space
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Anonymous
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#996655 - 10/27/02 11:23 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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[tries to be objective while rustling through papers and shuffling file folders around]
First rule of thumb: You are outnumbered 4 to 1.
Obviously from the way you talk about him he is a paranoid schizophrenic with manic depressive tendencies and a borderline personality disorder. The fact is that he has probably stalked a lot of women in his time and has unusual collections of insects, like Moths, for instance. Aside from his physique and intellect he also has a job which is probably hanging by the thinnest tether.
He is also waiting for you to 'make a move'. That way he can invite you over to his pad and show you his 'etchings'. If you are anything like me, and I know I am, you need to slowly draw him in by making subtle references to sex like, "Wanna fxxx?" If this doesn't work start hounding him about whether he really cares for you. Lunge at him, in a subtle way, of course.
Start interesting conversations with stimulating lines like, "Pardon me, you're standing on my foot." Ask him if he likes the opera or if he is gay. Tell him you're too old to play these games anymore. Stuff like that.
Face it, he wants to use you. Let him and then get over it so you can move on to the next one. That's what I do.
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Seriously?
"Guys - if you liked a Girl at work, how would you approach her, if she was giving you all the signals?"
I would ask her if she wanted to go out sometime. I might suggest a movie or the proverbial "get a bite to eat". Younger crowds go with the "wanna party sometime" gambit which is a good start.
"Is it wrong to date your Boss, whos the same age - and has the same interests as you, and is only 5 weeks into his new position?"
Well aside from the fact that there are no moral absolutes (subtle dig) I would say no, there isn't anything wrong with it as long as you name your first child Plato. (always works for me)
"Have we come to the Age when it is OK for a chick to ask a dude out? "
Not at all if all you are interested in is sex. Ask him out, and that's probably all you'll get. Is that enough?
"Oh, and how do you find out if a Dude has a G/F - He never talks about her, and she has never been to the Store or called. Should I just say "Your G/F must be Proud" when he does something silly/embarrassing, and see if he admits hes alone?"
Difficult to say. I wouldn't say, "Your G/F anything" If he is as intelligent as you say he is he will see right through that. If he is interested he WILL know your intentions and may be flattered OR he might take that as prying and it might turn him off. I would let that detail iron itself out.
Know this:
These issues are indeed weighty ones. You know this instinctively or you would not have asked these questions. Above all take it slow. You have plenty of time whether you know that or not. Few women are truly interesting until they hit forty. You are an exception to that rule.
Yours,
Edited by Mr_Mushrooms (10/27/02 11:27 AM)
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#996844 - 10/27/02 12:40 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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just be all flirty and shit with him and uh just inquire if he has a gf. if he has one then oh well, nice try. if he says no then he might suspect you are interested in him and possibly make a move. but a chick asking a guy out is cool. =) and ya know...i fit the description of your type of male (except i'm not 30 or whatever) =P
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i would be to shy also, but i couldn't read all that =/
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#997274 - 10/27/02 04:13 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ask him if he's ever broken the Xerox machine while making copies of his dick. Then take him into the toner storage closet on your next 5 minute break.
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#997820 - 10/27/02 07:47 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Go after him, I know for a fact that I like a woman that comes after me. For one that way there is a lot less rejection on my part. Two she is going to be at least somewhat independent and not want to nest the fuck out of me from the start. (nesting is good, just not at first.)
I think most guys like women coming after them...
Take him out and pay for it, dear god, last time a woman did that I ate her out till she screamed and made her breakfast the next day.
Edited by shroomerylurker (10/27/02 07:48 PM)
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Well Fellows, I want to thank you all for your impute- You guys are the best.
Ok, heres the scoop if anyone is still listening.
He came up to me today and hit me with the "What kind of Music do you like" A great ice breaker, and it was Non-Sexual It was all very clean and innocent I feel like a little school girl - And it was all downhill from there - (Hes a big Peter gabriel fan - which sinched the deal for me) No G/F - No Kids, and hes trying to get a degree in Computer Science. I dont know what that is - but it sounds geekish/nerdish, which was a real turn on - we spoke at length about cranial neuro interfaces (?) , he is a social drinker and smokes grass and hash which is a plus, me being an Herbalsit and all - I need a man who can keep up with me - and a lot of other stuff I cant rememebr cause I was trying to get a look at his crotch - errgh , I mean his Eyes -So, this was really cool - I think i will wait it out a while, to see how things go - Its true I dont transfer out, EVER - and I dont see him doing it either, so maybe Dating could interfere with important Copy Business -
By his manners I can tell hes super shy, and i dont anticiapte any moves being made on his part - Im a Trapper of Men by nature, and he seems moderatley interesed in the sweet lure I have already lain down...it may be too easy, and I may pity the poor Beast and let him go - unless the tedium of the Store drives me to extremes - I give it 5 days - See what happens - If he doesnt make his move , I may call it the "One Who Got Away"
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: ]
#998194 - 10/27/02 08:54 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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ROTFL to your entire post Plato.
Your a Sage and a Cur. I suppose if I find myself in a 50 gallon Drum, i will think of you and this post and laugh before I black out. -OoD
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#999646 - 10/28/02 10:16 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well, the plot thickens.
It seems as if all is going according to plan.
I must caution you here though. You need to subtly ask about whether he has any collections of insects before you go any further.
If that subject is not broached the future may hold dire consequences.
Good luck,
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 Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#999662 - 10/28/02 10:22 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've dated a girl from work before. Everything went well between us, but it really fukked up our work situations. Luckily we broke on good terms a long time ago, and she doens't work here anynore. We tried keeping everything between us, but some things have a way of making themselves known. It really caused some hassles and problems at work.
-Bruiser
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Bruiser]
#1000123 - 10/28/02 01:32 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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I went out with a girl once from work, she was nice and all... but i didnt really like her much. I never called her after that one date and its a little akward at work. Well its not anymore, oh well fuck it.
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: baraka]
#1000185 - 10/28/02 01:55 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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My problem was that the girl I dated was very attractive. Since my work is comprised mainly of men, many of them wanted to date her/have sex with her/ imagine her naked/ etc, etc. We didn't tell anyone, but after awhile it became obvious. Once everyone basicly knew, every guy there was either jealous and hated me or was asking stupid questions like "Does she like it in the ass? What does she look like naked? Does she like this? Does she do that?" It just really sucked because it also made me mad at these people for being like that. She eventually moved on to another job, and then we ended up breaking up. I still talk to her once n a while. It's a shame it didn't work because she was definately special. (and not hockey helmet special!  )
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Bruiser]
#1001797 - 10/28/02 11:01 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thank you for sharing that Bruiser,
Its a shame Men can be ruthlessly inane at times - I do not fear that secenario - they are stupid, but not so much so as to talk bad abou the Boss's 'Girl' - but, since I am not that - i am putting the cart before the horse.
things are moving at a nice clip - i am sensing a chink in his armour - My charms my be working - today I fed him a certs, Via placing it on his tounge with my fingers, and then brushing his bottom lip with my thumb, he didnt pull back , and seemed to enjoy it and if that aint a good sign, I dont know what is -
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#1002465 - 10/29/02 03:35 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1002573 - 10/29/02 06:21 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Whatever you decide to do, I hope it works out well for the both of you! 
-Bruiser
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: MycoThaikoh]
#1002687 - 10/29/02 08:17 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thanks MycoT, and Bruiser -
I act like a Worldy Oracle, but really, Im just a young girl, and this secenario is very exciting, and mildly intimidting.
Last night he asked me if i was Pagan, I guess im pretty transparent - He said he was once Pagan but is now Apathetic - I laughed- he said he left Paganism becuase he was the only one he knew who was in that type of Lifestyle, and that it still held some interest for him, namely the "Forested Orgies" - I told him if he couldnt afford a room, dont bother to talk to me - He turned 3 shades of red - and then we had a good laugh - I need to laugh - and this Guy sems all too ready to accomodate me - Laughing for me is like breath, I cant enough of it, and the more I get the more elated I feel .
I think he is shy, and I have a very overpowering personality -which is hard to detect on line, and it may intimidate him - He swoops iin during the day, sometimes just to stand by me, not to really say anything - Last night he asked me to "Put a Spell on him" - I dont know if he was hinting a a 'Love Spell' or what - I wanted to say "Too Late" - But I didnt want to scare him -
I think I will make a move on Hallowen - Im coming dressed as a Girl , and he may see me for the first time as One - since I have to dress like im going into battle when I show up for my shift - My Plan is to come in with the cake I baked for the Store (I want to thank them all for helping the New Kid out) and then it will be a few minutes till his Shift is over - ahhh, See, Im not waiting for him - its a coincidence And then we'll take it from there.
Wish me luck Boys, The Oracle needs to get laid.
I mean, fall in Love, then get laid. - OoD
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1002690 - 10/29/02 08:21 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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 Good Luck OoD!! Your plan is sound. Now you just have to wait until Thursday! I hope you get laid..... I mean fall in love! (Then get laid!)
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1002789 - 10/29/02 09:18 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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I've been reading this thread for a couple a days and just want to chip in my .02. I sense good things on the horizon. If he doesn't make the move, you should. I get the "nice guy" rap because I'm shy at first. But once I'm in and feel comfortable, I begin to feel confident and take a more aggressive role. (don't know if aggressive is the right word, but I hope you know what I mean). And just a note, I only am shy with the ones I'm interested in, because there is something at stake. I'm not too shy with girls I could care less about. I hope that's the case with your new friend.
Of course you must now kiss and tell, with as much or as little detail as necessary. Good Luck, OoD!! 
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 Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Fred Garvin]
#1003172 - 10/29/02 12:04 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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- Hey Fred,
I hope your feelings bode true, im in need of some Lovin' -
And as for him being Shy, it may be due in part to the fact hes very tall and not 'classicly' good looking, so he may have reservations about dating someone as lovely as myself - I have never turned a Guy down based on looks - I screw with my Mind for a few months first before I do it with my Body, and if he cant handle that, it doesnt work . I am confident he has the necessary appetite for the Game - His Opening Moves are tentative, but belie abilities yet unseen.
I also get the feeling he is Shy around Girls, For he's quite surly with Others, but when he speaks to me, hes quiet and respectful - I think he doesnt want to say anything 'stupid' - You know how it is when you first meet a Person, you send your Representitive to greet them - I need to get him out of the Store to see how he really is . I dont see why hes so worried, Im a stumble bum, and have tripped 2x in his presence, which does not lend its self to my regal aire.
So, I am going to follow my Gut and just ask him to see a Live Show in the Area - its halloween night for christs sake, Mischeif Night - and threre are plenty of Shows that start right about the time he gets off - What the hell, the worst he could say is 'No'. It may give him an opportunity to say 'Yes' at a later date, now that the Question has been asked.
And dont worry, if anything happens, Ill give you all the PG13 version. I love to kiss and tell and kiss and kiss....-OoD
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1004544 - 10/29/02 09:14 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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I haven't posted much, but this title intrigued me...........
I say go for it. You aren't planning on making this "job" your career. You don't know how long the job will last, so have fun with it. He definitely wanted a love spell
Good luck to you
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1004564 - 10/29/02 09:22 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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sounds great Oracle! you seem to have this all planned out, a couple steps ahead of the prey. good luck hun.
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1005569 - 10/30/02 09:07 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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This thread makes me want to go get a job at a copy shop! Sounds like there are some quality chicks working there, and if quality women like OoD are not there, at least the rest sound easy!
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 Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1009004 - 10/31/02 02:39 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Being male it is difficult to tell you what to do. I for one would never ever screw a person I work with it does nothing but cause tension and makes it difficult to concentrate on the job. Believe me I have tried it before.........but if you think you can handle it go get it! Don't be shy tell him what you want! If you don't think it is gong to work then jump ship stay away from him it can only bring you GRIEF! Of course I'm the one who had thoughts of screwing my g/f''s daughter.......By the way thanks for the advice!
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 Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1009685 - 10/31/02 09:14 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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So OracleOfDelphi, did you find what you were looking for?
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Brukan]
#1009875 - 10/31/02 10:50 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not yet Brukan...
Tonight is the Night!
I have created all manner of epicurious goodies, under the auspice of "Halloween treats" - I have even created a 'special' dish just for Him....It contains a few select herbs known for their power in softening the heart - I am an accomplished cook and herbalist- and I know of 2 routes to a mans heart - I intend to take the high road - for I think This One is Important.
So, I am sitting here in curlers and my robe, with my outfit all laid out on the bed, I have a cute black feathered halo I will be wearing to complete my look - And I just wanted to look at this thread - and ask you all to
Wish your Oracle Luck in the Attainment of a New Beau " - Its been a while - and I need a new hobby.
And, if it doesnt work out, I can always eat some of the cupcakes I made - the secret ingreident is "Love" - -OoD
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1010233 - 10/31/02 01:08 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Good luck OoD! If it doesn't work out, give me a call! I'll share a few of those cupcakes with you!
-Bruiser
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Anonymous
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 Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Bruiser]
#1011365 - 10/31/02 08:23 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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/me drops an uneaten tray of cupcakes on the Collective Shroomery Table.
Hi Guys....it was not a good night.
Seems some assholes decided to throw a garbage can through the window of our Store - sending glass shrapnel all over the store.
Then 3 CoWorkers quit, and 4 called out 'Sick'( read, I want to go get drunk early) - So the few ppl who were left, were in a really bad mood - 
My Guy was there, he was dirty and had some glass cuts, since he was by the window when the incident occured.
I got to speak to him for about 30 seconds, gave him his chow and took off - He seemed happy to see me, but there was a weird/bad vibe in the air - Going out after work was SO not an option - I made a hasty exit - I didnt want to be in the Area any more.
I stopped byu a local barand had a friendly conversation with a very drunk Englishman, who bought me two drinks, then proceed to ask me if he could come back home with me - -Needless to say I was riding the J train by myself back home.
- Maybe tomorrow things will be better - For now, Im going to smoke this grass and eat some cupcakes.....Anyone want some?
-OoD
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1011389 - 10/31/02 08:33 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Mmm, homemade love cupcakes. I'll take two please.
Sorry to hear about your evening. Timings all wrong. Well I hope you don't give up, I'm waiting to hear about a succesful love connection. Keep us posted. Happy Halloween.
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1011502 - 10/31/02 09:16 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well that sucks!
I was saying hex, er I mean praying for you all day!
Tough luck, but good things come to those who wait.
Sorry to hear about the bad news.
See ya soon!
Cheers,
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1012449 - 11/01/02 06:27 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sorry your time was not a good one. I was pulling for ya. There's always next time, so all is not lost. In the meantime, hooks me up with a cupcake!
-Bruiser
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: SixTango]
#1012799 - 11/01/02 09:49 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Life is too short.
Your job sucks anyway.
I say you do the whole "your g/f must be proud" Not only will you uncover the truth, but just saying that is a big hint to the guy, When he answers no (and he will - if he had a g/f she would have called by now, trust me) you can follow up with some flirting. "no g/f? Oh, thats a shame!" If he doesn't ask you out on the spot, ask him there and then. That way, you're in like Flynn.
Whoever Flynn is.
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1013264 - 11/01/02 12:42 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sorry to hear about your night...
I hope you take another chance and that it will all work out
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 Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1013640 - 11/01/02 03:13 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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So sorry about your spoiled night "Best Laid Plans of Mice and (Wo)Men" Better luck next time..... Keep the faith your time will Come!
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 Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1013645 - 11/01/02 03:15 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Assholes who ruin dates are the worst kind. I hope they were arrested.
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And it was vandalism, too!
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Anonymous
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Newbie2000]
#1014424 - 11/01/02 09:26 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hi ya Guys,
I just came in, another banner night for your humble Oracle.
i was quite upset whe I went into the Store Fridge and saw my little tray of Love Food sitting thre - Yes, i almost dumped it out in the trash can, but decided I hate to waste food, and took it home - My Brother was thrilled - He loves my cooking - Anyway - Things were quite cool today to say the leas t- He 'noticed' but I dont think it matters anymore - I was kind of upset by things that happend in the Store, and a myrid of other Things (its my Time of the mOnth again) so I am complete menstral case - I have to try and not take it out on every male that crosses my path - I hope Saturday will bring forth new wonders, for I am just about out. I know Im not supposed to let People bring you down, but Im a sensitive oracle, and I let shit get to me too often -
Ahh well - OoD
/me passes around Love Cakes.
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1014455 - 11/01/02 09:36 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah you gotta wait for a better vibe for sure. Hopefully it'll come along shortly. What does a "girl" costume look like? I can imagine the halo, sounds cute. You should have rewarded us cheerleaders with a pic. Anyways it wasnt a total loss, you have pot and cupcakes.
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Anonymous
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Anyways it wasnt a total loss, you have pot and cupcakes.
-And in the End, thats all that really matters. - OoD
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Anonymous
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1019340 - 11/03/02 08:26 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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And if anyone is still reading this - Middle Mngt Guy is only 22.
Um.
Yeah. 
Explains a lot.
Boy was my face red.
I have never robbed the cradle before.
At least know he can keep up with me.
-OoD
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Anonymous
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1019444 - 11/03/02 09:11 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oops
Well where now from here?
Cheers,
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Anonymous
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: ]
#1019489 - 11/03/02 09:29 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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I dont know?
Ive never been with a Boy before. Is 22 still a Boy? or a Man? Hes built like a Man, so I was thrown off. - But then again, I havent been in physical contact with many Males as of late.
It is a unique and exciting opportunity to actually Learn some thing from a Person who is quiet 'New'.
He strikes me as a fast Learner.- OoD
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 Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1019497 - 11/03/02 09:33 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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> Is 22 still a Boy? or a Man?
He may still be a boy...mentally anyway. How does he carry a conversation with you?
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1019529 - 11/03/02 09:47 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Im 15 days away from 23. When do I get to be a man?
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Anonymous
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Brukan]
#1019585 - 11/03/02 10:07 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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How does he carry a conversation with you?
-Well like a very shy Man - Its not something Ive seen in captivity in a looong time. I was thinking he was 29 - 30 ish, very like those 'cool nerdy' guys you see on Tv - kinda like that.
I suppose I was drawn to Him like chum.
i was powerless to resist.
that and i was board as Hell.
OoD
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 Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1019604 - 11/03/02 10:13 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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> -Well like a very shy Man - Its not something Ive seen in captivity in a looong time. I was thinking he was 29 - 30 ish, very like those 'cool nerdy' guys you see on Tv - kinda like that.
Sounds like a man.
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Anonymous
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Brukan]
#1019607 - 11/03/02 10:14 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sounds like a man.
I was so hoping you'd say that.
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Anonymous
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Brukan]
#1020421 - 11/04/02 08:31 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Its 10:30am and Im all sexified thinking about going to work today.
I need a hobby.
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Anonymous
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1020536 - 11/04/02 09:40 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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This really is a tough one.
Personally I have met some young men that were in the early twenties that were quite mature for their age. However most men do not become interesting before they reach 40 either so I guess it will come down to your preferences.
At 22 a man can be very interesting sexually especially if they are the nerdy type. Nerdy means science and science means experimenting and experimenting means, well, you get the picture.
As a 'mature' woman I am sure you will have a few things to offer him as well.
Best of luck!
Oh, and what about the Moths?
Cheers from friend,
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1021318 - 11/04/02 02:11 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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In reply to:
And if anyone is still reading this - Middle Mngt Guy is only 22.
Um.
Yeah.
Explains a lot.
Boy was my face red.
I have never robbed the cradle before.
At least know he can keep up with me.
Hey darlin', am I missing something? Should we infer that you have made a physical type connection with this very lucky dude? Just confused. I'm happy to hear that you haven't given up on our boy just yet.
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1021405 - 11/04/02 02:35 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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OD,
If you plan on leaving soon, go for him. When I was in the military I had a girlfriend who was also a soldier, but we worked at different places. You seem to have an open attitude and wouldn't be bothered by all the hub-bub surrounding a relationship.
I also had a seargent, female type, that was a knockout. We went to the desert to train and I came real close to acting on my instincts, but chickened out. Damn! I probably missed out on the wildest sex of my life!
You go girl
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Fred Garvin]
#1022845 - 11/04/02 11:47 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hey darlin', am I missing something? Should we infer that you have made a physical type connection with this very lucky dude?
Sadly, No....I was just conjuring images of a virlie young stud out loud....
In the meantime, I have gathered some particular things that will help me gain insight to his personality.
My Mom is a bit of a graphologist (handwriting analyst) and she has come up with a positive profile for MMG - Plato will be interested in knowing he has a penchant for 'collecting' things... I hope it isnt Death's Head moths. - OoD
Edited by OracleOfDelphi (11/05/02 12:11 AM)
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Anonymous
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1023450 - 11/05/02 06:22 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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I KNEW IT!!!!!
Get the hella outta there now! Before it's too late!
Seriously, get out of there!
j/k
Well well, seems like things are, well, um, ok for the moment.
Keep us updated!
Cheers,
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1029516 - 11/06/02 06:39 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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bump
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Fred Garvin]
#1052482 - 11/14/02 12:55 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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UPDATE: 11/ 14/ 02
Ahh Kids, things are not any better or worse with Tech Boy - It seems the passion has 'cooled' off a bit as of late -
He infered he had a 'lady friend' over, I dont beleive him- I think he wanted me to be jealous - and boy howdy did it work - I was fuming and viscious (more so than usual) - His plan almost backfired - we got into several 'arguments' - Im not a 'Sharer' - But he is my Boss, so I let up towards the end of the Day.
I was also on the Rag - and it was late , which means im 'extra' crazy and so i calmed my self with these thoughts:
A- He is always at work, when would he find the time to meet people, besides the Internet. And people on the internet arent real.
B - Hes kind of a Nerd, i doubt he'd ask a girl out on his own.
C- Then id have to kill him
But it is possible he Met Someone, thats why hes not 'interested' - or hes GAY.  - Either way, nothing has happened. YET.
I have not given up hope - I have a distinct feeling hes a Virgin, (hes emmitting a virginy april fresh phermone) and I think Im the perfect person to tutor him. After all, I am very well read - And People have been telling me to get a hobby
On the Flip Side, a Guy I had a huge crush on yrs ago stopped by - and low and behold, he is Single again! Colour me extactic - Hes a 'Rock Star' (local ) and hes quiet a catch - Tall, artistic, and funny - so I am leaning into him hard - he seemd very interested, but then again, I have been wrong in the past -Either way - it could lead to some free tickets to his Shows, drinks and who knows what else.
If I get some tail, You all will be the First to know.
Pray for the Oracle - OoD
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1053372 - 11/14/02 05:36 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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I say go for it.... but if it doesnt work out it can mean big trouble for you, him being your boss and holding power over you...... ooh it can be nasty, I recently had a friend in the same dilemma, in reverse. She had a crush on a boy that worked for her... she ended up spending a few nights with him and a few dates. Well when he decided that he wanted to mess around with another girl that worked there and she found out.... OH BOY sparks flew... my friend now has daily practice at making this guys life miserable. But you only live once so you might as well go for it..... who knows there may be a multiple orgasm in it for you... and never give up a chance for one of those!!!
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Fiesty]
#1053375 - 11/14/02 05:38 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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disregard my last message im a stoner that didnt read all the way through the postings!!! ;]
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1053868 - 11/14/02 08:26 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Choices, choices. Rock star or Techno nerd. I vote for the techno nerd.
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Fred Garvin]
#1054182 - 11/14/02 10:48 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ahh Fred, it is true, i am sweet on the Nerdy Guy, but I have had a crush on Rock Star Guy for like 8 yrs.....But he is a Rock Star,..... I was looking for something more 'Normal'
- We'll see what pans out...I just need some Sex, errgh Affection.
-OoD
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1055289 - 11/15/02 10:19 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thanks for the update, I dont watch soap operas or wrestleing so I need these kinds of threads. Its cool you have a plan b going now. *gives OoD a little push* GO GET EM.
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Anonymous
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1056937 - 11/15/02 09:17 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nice to see you posting even if it is all about you.
You are missed. Without your pretty face to cheer me up Plato has been on a rag all of his own.
The elections sucked, in case you were wondering.
Good luck but that doesn't mean I'm not sulky.
Cheerio,
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You would have been proud of your Oracle today - I have gone out of my way to be shy and coquettish, apparently it works better than the flamethrower routine - He 'allowed' me to inspect his hand, after I casually mentioned I was a Palm reader, next thing I knew I was giving his big mits the once over - I alluded to a more 'throrough' reading at a later date.
I know its not 2nd base, but hey I takes what I can these days - Besides, I have sort of a hand fetish - but that is neither here nor there - Rock Star Guy has not shown himself - so I am hedging my bets on Tech Nerd Guy - He may be the first to cross the Finish Line.
The Bell has rung, Place your bets Boys....
OoD
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1057190 - 11/15/02 11:55 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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> I have gone out of my way to be shy and coquettish
I love that word, "coquettish!"
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1058711 - 11/16/02 06:33 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ten bucks on the Super Nerd to win.
Two on Rock Star Guy to place.
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Fred Garvin]
#1059188 - 11/16/02 10:51 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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A new Horse has been added to the Roster -
Big Joe, the Eyetalian Guy from Jersey is sniffing around the Oracle as well - Hes got those Tony Soprano 'good looks' but hes a hoot and seems very, energetic - Ummm, decisions decisions....
Its good to be the Queen - ooD
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Anonymous
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1059435 - 11/17/02 01:32 AM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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Is the Queen bored with some of her subjects?
Major postus interruptus.
[fritters away]
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Anonymous
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
#1063587 - 11/18/02 05:58 PM (22 years, 4 months ago) |
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The last novel in Tolkien's trilogy was called, "The Return of the King". Ages passed while Middle Earth hung in darkness, and the good people waited. Waited while grieving, waited while making merry, waited patiently and sometimes impatiently. In the end victory came to the good peoples of Middle Earth and there was much rejoicing.
In the words of Siddhartha, "I can think. I can wait. I can fast."
Or as Tom Bodett of Motel 6 said, "We'll keep the light on for ya."
Madness is not as troubling for one as it sometimes seems. It comes and goes like the wind, sometimes fresh, sometimes fetid. All things must pass. The circle is unbroken my dear Queen.
Be well and know that you are thought well of.
That's another, "absolute".
[bows in reverence and backs slowly towards the door]
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