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OfflineSuperficial
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
    #1013645 - 11/01/02 05:15 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Assholes who ruin dates are the worst kind. I hope they were arrested.

...

And it was vandalism, too!


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Anonymous

Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Newbie2000]
    #1014424 - 11/01/02 11:26 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Hi ya Guys,
I just came in, another banner night for your humble Oracle.

i was quite upset whe I went into the Store Fridge and saw my little tray of Love Food sitting thre - Yes, i almost dumped it out in the trash can, but decided I hate to waste food, and took it home - My Brother was thrilled - He loves my cooking - Anyway - Things were quite cool today to say the leas t- He 'noticed' but I dont think it matters anymore - I was kind of upset by things that happend in the Store, and a myrid of other Things (its my Time of the mOnth again) so I am complete menstral case - I have to try and not take it out on every male that crosses my path - I hope Saturday will bring forth new wonders, for I am just about out.  I know Im not supposed to let People bring you down, but Im a sensitive oracle, and I let shit get to me too often -
Ahh well - OoD

/me passes around Love Cakes.  :crazy:

 


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OfflineChemical_Smile
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Registered: 09/20/01
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
    #1014455 - 11/01/02 11:36 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah you gotta wait for a better vibe for sure.  Hopefully it'll come along shortly.  What does a "girl" costume look like?  I can imagine the halo, sounds cute.  You should have rewarded us cheerleaders with a pic.  Anyways it wasnt a total loss, you have pot and cupcakes.  :grin: 


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Anonymous

Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Chemical_Smile]
    #1014461 - 11/01/02 11:39 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Anyways it wasnt a total loss, you have pot and cupcakes.

-And in the End, thats all that really matters. :smirk: - OoD 


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Anonymous

Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
    #1019340 - 11/03/02 10:26 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

And if anyone is still reading this - Middle Mngt Guy is only 22.
Um.
Yeah. :shocked:

Explains a lot.
Boy was my face red.
I have never robbed the cradle before.
At least know he can keep up with me.
:smirk:-OoD 


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Anonymous

Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
    #1019444 - 11/03/02 11:11 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Oops :blush:

Well where now from here?

Cheers,


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Anonymous

Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: ]
    #1019489 - 11/03/02 11:29 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I dont know?
Ive never been with a Boy before. Is 22 still a Boy? or a Man? Hes built like a Man, so I was thrown off. - But then again, I havent been in physical contact with many Males as of late.

It is a unique and exciting opportunity to actually Learn some thing from a Person who is quiet 'New'.
He strikes me as a fast Learner.- OoD


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OfflineBrukan
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
    #1019497 - 11/03/02 11:33 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

> Is 22 still a Boy? or a Man?
He may still be a boy...mentally anyway. How does he carry a conversation with you?


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OfflineChemical_Smile
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
    #1019529 - 11/03/02 11:47 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Im 15 days away from 23.  When do I get to be a man? :laugh: 


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Anonymous

Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Brukan]
    #1019585 - 11/04/02 12:07 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

How does he carry a conversation with you?
-Well like a very shy Man - Its not something Ive seen in captivity in a looong time. I was thinking he was 29 - 30 ish, very like those 'cool nerdy' guys you see on Tv - kinda like that.
I suppose I was drawn to Him like chum.
i was powerless to resist.
that and i was board as Hell. :laugh:

OoD 


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OfflineBrukan
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
    #1019604 - 11/04/02 12:13 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

> -Well like a very shy Man - Its not something Ive seen in captivity in a looong time. I was thinking he was 29 - 30 ish, very like those 'cool nerdy' guys you see on Tv - kinda like that.

Sounds like a man.


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Anonymous

Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Brukan]
    #1019607 - 11/04/02 12:14 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Sounds like a man.
I was  so hoping you'd say that.  :smirk: :grin: 


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Anonymous

Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Brukan]
    #1020421 - 11/04/02 10:31 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Its 10:30am and Im all sexified thinking about going to work today.
I need a hobby.  :crazy:


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Anonymous

Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
    #1020536 - 11/04/02 11:40 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

This really is a tough one.

Personally I have met some young men that were in the early twenties that were quite mature for their age.  However most men do not become interesting before they reach 40 either so I guess it will come down to your preferences.

At 22 a man can be very interesting sexually especially if they are the nerdy type.  Nerdy means science and science means experimenting and experimenting means, well, you get the picture.

As a 'mature' woman I am sure you will have a few things to offer him as well. :wink:

Best of luck! :smile:

Oh, and what about the Moths?

Cheers from friend, 


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OfflineFred Garvin
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
    #1021318 - 11/04/02 04:11 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

In reply to:

And if anyone is still reading this - Middle Mngt Guy is only 22.
Um.
Yeah.

Explains a lot.
Boy was my face red.
I have never robbed the cradle before.
At least know he can keep up with me.





Hey darlin', am I missing something? Should we infer that you have made a physical type connection with this very lucky dude? Just confused. I'm happy to hear that you haven't given up on our boy just yet.



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OfflineBullfrog1
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Registered: 07/03/02
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
    #1021405 - 11/04/02 04:35 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

OD,
If you plan on leaving soon, go for him. When I was in the military I had a girlfriend who was also a soldier, but we worked at different places. You seem to have an open attitude and wouldn't be bothered by all the hub-bub surrounding a relationship.
I also had a seargent, female type, that was a knockout. We went to the desert to train and I came real close to acting on my instincts, but chickened out. Damn! I probably missed out on the wildest sex of my life!
You go girl  :grin:


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Anonymous

Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Fred Garvin]
    #1022845 - 11/05/02 01:47 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

Hey darlin', am I missing something? Should we infer that you have made a physical type connection with this very lucky dude?
Sadly, No....I was just conjuring images of a virlie young stud  out loud....

In the meantime, I have gathered some particular things that will help me gain insight to his personality.
My Mom is a bit of a graphologist (handwriting analyst) and she has come up with a positive profile for MMG - Plato will be interested in knowing he has a penchant for 'collecting' things...  I hope it isnt Death's Head moths.  :smirk: - OoD 


Edited by OracleOfDelphi (11/05/02 02:11 AM)


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Anonymous

Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
    #1023450 - 11/05/02 08:22 AM (18 years, 10 months ago)

I KNEW IT!!!!!

Get the hella outta there now! Before it's too late!

Seriously, get out of there!

j/k

Well well, seems like things are, well, um, ok for the moment.

Keep us updated!

Cheers,


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OfflineFred Garvin
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Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Anonymous]
    #1029516 - 11/06/02 08:39 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

bump



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Anonymous

Re: Sex and Middle Management [Re: Fred Garvin]
    #1052482 - 11/14/02 02:55 PM (18 years, 10 months ago)

UPDATE: 11/ 14/ 02
Ahh Kids, things are not any better or worse with Tech Boy - It seems the passion has 'cooled' off a bit as of late -
He infered he had a 'lady friend' over, I dont beleive him- I think he wanted me to be jealous - and boy howdy did it work - I was fuming and viscious (more so than usual) - His plan almost backfired - we got into several 'arguments' - Im not a 'Sharer' - But he is my Boss, so I let up towards the end of the Day.
I was also on the Rag - and it was late , which means im 'extra' crazy and  so i calmed my self with these thoughts:
A- He is always at work, when would he find the time to meet people, besides the Internet. And people on the internet arent real. :wink:
B - Hes kind of a Nerd, i doubt he'd ask a girl out on his own.
C- Then id have to kill him

But it is possible he Met Someone, thats why hes not 'interested'  - or hes GAY. :ooo: - Either way, nothing has happened. YET.
I have not given up hope - I have a distinct feeling hes a Virgin, (hes emmitting a virginy april fresh  phermone) and I think Im the perfect person to tutor him. After all, I am very well read - And People  have been telling me to get a hobby :grin:

On the Flip Side, a Guy I had a huge crush on yrs ago stopped by - and low and behold, he is Single again! Colour me extactic - Hes a 'Rock Star' (local ) and hes quiet a catch - Tall, artistic, and funny -  so I am leaning into him hard - he seemd very interested, but then again, I have been wrong in the past  -Either way - it could lead to some free tickets to his Shows, drinks and who knows what else.

If I get some tail, You all will be the First to know.

Pray for the Oracle :laugh: - OoD   


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