Home | Community | Message Board
You are not signed in.
Sign In New Account
Forum Index Search Posts Trusted Vendors Highlights Galleries FAQ User List Chat Store Random Growery


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.

Community > Shroomerites Anonymous
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Myyco.com Shop: Golden Teacher Liquid Culture For Sale

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
I fucked the babysitter this morning
    #24604435 -

Last night after taking the old lady out for dinner I was supposed to drop off the babysitter and then go to a party. But once we got in the car the babysitter wanted to come with so she did.

We went to an apartment complex party and about 3 am this morning I ended up popping her cherry and getting a bj in an empty apartment they were remodeling.

Virgins suk. I have rug burn on my knees because she was way too tiny for me, and I couldn't nut inside her so she finished me with a bj that was all teeth and now I've got scrapes all over my dick from it.

I found out about 6 months ago my old lady has been cheating for the last 2 years, and after finding out I've tried to bang as many of her friends as possible.

But this one with the babysitter wasn't in the game plan,  she came on to me after we were drunk and she initiated the sex. Not an excuse, just a statement of fact.

Man I fucked up, but at least I didn't nut inside her.

Edited by Anonymous (09/04/17 10:38 PM)

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24604444 -

:ohyeahdefinitely:

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #24604459 -

Sounds trashy.  And felonious.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #24604462 -

I feel trashy

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24604495 -

Good.  Quit fucking teenagers.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24604508 -

so you fucked a minor? and your also posting about it to tell us all?

thats fucked up.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #24605457 -

Couldve been a virgin adult baby sitter. You guys always jumping to worst conclusions.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #24605460 -

you didn't read the first post clearly

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #24605777 -

OP :pm:'d me, she was almost 14

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #24605821 -

Anonymous #6 said:
OP :pm:'d me, she was almost 14


Fukin lier

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24605833 -

"A few days until her birthday" is not 14, BRIAN.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #24605903 -

It's almost 14.  :shrug:

Seriously, why would an adult want to fuck anybody that young?  Fourteen year old girls are so fucking annoying.  There's also the whole lack of reciprocity going on.  Not to mention the fact that you'll be convicted of statutory rape and end up on the sex offender registry if anybody finds out that you're fucking eight graders.  At least the other inmates won't beat the shit out of you as if you'd been fucking seven year olds, I guess.  Then again I don't know fuck all about the average inmate, so whatever.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #24605975 -

Anonymous #6 said:
"A few days until her birthday" is not 14, BRIAN.


Hey Brian old pal, you have the wrong thread

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24606362 -

SHUT UP BRIAN. KEEP YOUR COCK OUTTA THE PRETEENS

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #24606622 -

OP is trolling.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #24606693 -

OP is wondering who Brian is and why hes shouting

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24606709 -

Apparently Brian fucks teenagers and then tells everybody about it on a clearnet forum that ostensibly frowns upon fucking minors.  :lol:

Quit fucking teenagers, Brian.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #24606809 -

Anonymous #4 said:
you didn't read the first post clearly


what did i miss>?

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Re: I fucked the babysitter this morning [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #24610671 -

the troll thread strongly implies that an underage teenager was fucked by the op, an adult

i give this troll job a 4/10, but you lose a point for bad taste so 3/10.

Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1

Myyco.com Shop: Golden Teacher Liquid Culture For Sale

Community > Shroomerites Anonymous
Threaded Mode Threaded  Previous topic Previous  View all topics Index  Next topic Next 

Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* law enforcement
( 1 2 3 all )		 Anonymous 1,440 47 02/19/08 09:45 PM
by Anonymous
* I'm finding it harder to connect with people than in the past Anonymous 634 2 03/04/18 01:59 AM
by Anonymous
* Sexually abused as a kid
( 1 2 all )		 Anonymous 1,677 35 12/29/07 04:27 AM
by Anonymous
* I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now...
( 1 2 3 4 5 all )		 Anonymous 4,198 81 11/10/09 11:17 AM
by Anonymous
* Secrets you would never admit to
( 1 2 3 4 all )		 Anonymous 2,401 65 01/21/08 10:13 PM
by Anonymous
* 75 pounds of Shrooms.
( 1 2 all )		 Anonymous 1,447 30 10/21/08 03:48 PM
by Anonymous
* Do Babies Need A Passport? Anonymous 374 11 02/14/08 01:49 AM
by Anonymous
* I am almost 26 and she is 17 Anonymous 496 19 05/09/08 10:57 AM
by Anonymous

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: trendal, Shroomism, george castanza, Alan Rockefeller, yogabunny
456 topic views. 0 members, 35 guests and 5 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2026 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.024 seconds spending 0.005 seconds on 14 queries.