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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Anonymous #12

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7997234 - 02/08/08 05:36 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Yeah, when you are getting rigs and drugs for opioid dependency, lots of red flags go off...


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Anonymous #13

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7997254 - 02/08/08 05:39 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

We are watching you


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Anonymous #14

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7997274 - 02/08/08 05:42 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I get those kinds of feelings from coke, too, don't deney its the dr00gz. Po po be followin my ass everywhere I go.

Next time, go up to one of the cars and try to talk to them. Bring a camera too, just have fun with it.:kingcrankey:


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Anonymous #15

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7997650 - 02/08/08 07:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Fuck the feds.


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Anonymous #16

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7998376 - 02/08/08 10:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

i would smoke a lot of rollies when you see them if i were you.

or smoke pipe tobacco out of a glass piece and act all sketchy.


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Anonymous #17

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7998726 - 02/09/08 12:20 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
webcam pointing right at me




The only logical thing to do is masturbate frequently in front of the computer, as well as other lewd acts, and act like you have no idea what's going on. In the mean time, slowly smuggle everything out of your apartment in your butt.


Or better yet, order a body bag from the internet, then stuff heavy things in there like a cpr dummy. Load it into your trunk, and drive out of town.

These are cops man, you gotsta keep them on their toes.




TRUE


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Anonymous #18

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #17]
    #7999075 - 02/09/08 03:01 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

There's no way around it son...

You've got to put that webcam in your pooper.


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Anonymous #19

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #18]
    #7999138 - 02/09/08 05:11 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:lovemeds:


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Anonymous #20

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7999292 - 02/09/08 07:17 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You sound paranoid and crazy. You said they are coming to your "school"?

Most cops don't waste their time investigating stupid high school kid dealers, unless you're in some buttfuck nowhere rural town.


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Anonymous #21

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7999420 - 02/09/08 08:55 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
We are watching you




:tokeeporder:


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Anonymous #22

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #11] * 1
    #7999467 - 02/09/08 09:25 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I've had this EXACT thing happen to me. What you'll want to do is to line all of your hats with aluminum foil and put ring pops on all of your fingers. Good luck to you!


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Anonymous #6

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #7999519 - 02/09/08 09:47 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I'm being HEAVILY investigated by the CIA and NSA and Homeland Security. When I leave my house I look up and can see satelites aimed at me, they are always there they never leave. There are invisible stealth drones filming my house 24/7 and using thermal imaging to see inside my house.

Ima scared, hold me.

:tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil:


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Anonymous #23

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7999605 - 02/09/08 10:31 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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Anonymous #9

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #7999780 - 02/09/08 11:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:paranoid:  :paranoid:  :paranoid:  :ashamed:  :sherlock:  :cop:  :chiefwiggum:  :tokeeporder:  :humpme:  :detectivescrotes:  :imspecial:


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Anonymous #24

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #8000182 - 02/09/08 01:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

If they were that hardcore about keeping tabs on you, then you obviously have no choice but to walk up to one of the cars and ask him what they are doing stalking you. Make them have to explain the whole section of the law based on stalking because your upset they have been following you.


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Anonymous #25

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #8003754 - 02/10/08 06:51 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you'll all stop laughing when they finally catch him and lock him up.


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Anonymous #21

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #25]
    #8003904 - 02/10/08 08:52 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
you'll all stop laughing when they finally catch him and lock him up.




no, I won't


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Anonymous #26

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #8004920 - 02/10/08 02:36 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
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Anonymous said:
I think the best way to prove if these guys are agents is to stop your car, get out, and take a shit in the middle of the street.

if they really were cops, they'd arrest you for shitting. better to get arrested for shitting than drug dealing, right?

damn, I'm so fucking smart sometimes.



That is very bad advice because if anyone else sees that you could be charged with an L/L offense and be forced to register as a sex offender for the rest of your life.

Roll up tobacco in a rolling paper and smoke it in public if you want to know if youre being watched, don't risk a sex offense.



actually if he is under investigation they will let alot of small shit like that slide. if you really want to know doing something that seems dangerous. like get a bb gun and in public out it to one of your friends heads and start cursing at him. or get a bunch of sugar and wrap it up like a KG of coke or something and walk out of the house and put it in your trunk in plain sight. that will make them blow their cover quickly.


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Anonymous #26

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #8004942 - 02/10/08 02:40 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
You sound paranoid and crazy. You said they are coming to your "school"?

Most cops don't waste their time investigating stupid high school kid dealers, unless you're in some buttfuck nowhere rural town.



Maybe he is in college :rolleyes:. i have had dogs drug dogs come through my class on one ocassion. the school claimed they picked 5 class rooms from every building at random to get searched.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #8004973 - 02/10/08 02:53 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

get a bunch of sugar and wrap it up like a KG of coke or something and walk out of the house and put it in your trunk in plain sight. that will make them blow their cover quickly.



That is also a crime, and pointing a weapon at somebody is also a crime, even if the victim refused to prosecute theres still LE witnesses so the state attorney could still prosecute.
Try something not illegal like smoking a tobacco joint.


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