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Anonymous #23

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #7841932 - 01/06/08 11:29 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

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Anonymous said:
actually, in reference to my original fat chicks post, I lost my virginity to a fat chick.

Not only that, but the one after was so loose I didn't even feel anything.




It's not the fat girls fault you have a tiny dick.

Unless she tired while you were fucking her and ate it for a snack.


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Anonymous #24

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #7855406 - 01/09/08 07:01 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

touched the naughties of a female cousin and she touched my winky and i remember getting an erection and her laughing because it was sticking up.

meh we were like 9 or something so isn't really a big deal, definitely not something i'd bring up in a conversation with her, and am still a little weird around that cousin and just avoid her best i can, dont even know if she remembers or not.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #7855448 - 01/09/08 07:08 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Perhaps if she's down you can cheer her up by showing her your erection again :awesome:

But seriously, you were nine. Even if she remembers you were little kids then.


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Anonymous #25

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7856024 - 01/09/08 08:43 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

By age 9, I had prolly seen and touch most of my cousin's naughties (some I touched with me penor). What can I say, most of my family was white trash rednecks.


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Anonymous #26

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #25]
    #7856079 - 01/09/08 08:54 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

My secret is... I only fuck fat chicks

and i lost my virginity to one in a high school bathroom.

sad, but true

Oh yah, i also have a collection of homeless people i have raped and killed and left under my neighbors porch for the winter. I guess it won't really be a secret when it warms up...


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Anonymous #3

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #7856088 - 01/09/08 08:57 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

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Anonymous said:
Oh yah, i also have a collection of homeless people i have raped and killed and left under my neighbors porch for the winter.



pah-lease...we've all had that secret  :rolleyes:


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Anonymous #27

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7886136 - 01/15/08 09:41 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

two years ago (I was 17 she was 19) messed around (to 3rd) with my second cousin went I went over to europe. We were both staying at my mom's cousin's place for a little bit. She wouldn't fuck cause I didn't have condoms. She had to leave the next day, haven't spoken to her since.


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Anonymous #28

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #27]
    #7886478 - 01/15/08 10:44 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

when i was 5 i chased my babysitter around with my penis. at one point i was on my bed and i was trying to touch his face with it.

yes, HIS face. sad sad day..i might have been older, i don't really remember. no older than like 7.5 though


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Anonymous #1

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #7889981 - 01/16/08 07:51 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

I convinced a 5 year old that he was chasing me around with his penis, when in reality I shoved it into my mouth.


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Anonymous #29

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7890658 - 01/16/08 10:06 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

Me and my cousin masturbated in the same bed together a few times. On one occasion we actually moaned for each other so that we would cum faster. Very strange.


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Anonymous #29

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #29]
    #7890668 - 01/16/08 10:07 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

he was my male cousin by the way!


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Anonymous #1

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #29]
    #7892454 - 01/17/08 10:54 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

I wear latex gloves whenever I take a shit. I only poor like twice a month though.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7892641 - 01/17/08 11:44 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

must be nice  :smirk:


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Anonymous #30

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7892724 - 01/17/08 12:05 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

I made love to my stepsister, she's eight, I'm 19.

Stepdad found out about it, and raped me :frown:


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Anonymous #30

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7894630 - 01/17/08 07:53 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

I thought I was a sick pervert, untill finding out the whole world and his dog piss in the sink.

The thing is, as a plumber, you're fixing someone's s-bend on their sink, and you know that gunk that's in there is going to be manky. And there's a good chance that someone's piss has gone through it as well.

I wear gloves when I work.


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Anonymous #28

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #30]
    #7897181 - 01/18/08 12:23 PM (16 years, 14 days ago)

:lol: :lol:

Yeah I'm shocked at how many people piss in their sink. Or at least how many people sound convincing enough for me to believe them when they say they do.


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Anonymous #31

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #7900533 - 01/19/08 05:13 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

hey i've pissed in sinks...  sometimes when you're at home drinking by yourself, you realize...  fuck!  i've never pissed in the SINK..  it all goes to the same place, so i'm good there, but.. i've never pissed in it!  YARR TIME TO PEE IN MR SINK!



I dunno, it wasn't half as fun as i had hoped.  pissing in the street's much better because you get to wobble around and pee EVERYWEHRE, walk around while pissing..  yeah that's fun  :awesome:


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Anonymous #32

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7900806 - 01/19/08 08:51 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

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Anonymous said:
I let my brother masturbate me when I was 12.  It was pretty fucked up, but whatever everyone does stupid shit.




if thats true, you're a fucking freak.


i lost my virginity in the bed of a johova's witness.
no, the girl i was with wasnt a god botherer, it was her friends mums bed :lol:
i'll always admit to that anyway.


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Anonymous #33

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7905230 - 01/20/08 10:21 AM (16 years, 12 days ago)

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Anonymous said:
Not like that. That is really fucked up.




yeah, really fucked up!

get help


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Anonymous #33

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #33]
    #7909287 - 01/21/08 11:43 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

i was nailing my gf doggystyle in her parents bed
and just above it on the wall is a huge wedding photo of her parents.
being fucked up on shrooms her dad in the photo yelled at me "GET THE FUCK OFF MY DAUGHTER!"

and i screamed like a little girl


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