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Anonymous #13

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7827065 - 01/03/08 11:24 AM (16 years, 29 days ago)

I sometimes listen to NOFX.

Oh God, I'm so ashamed.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7829044 - 01/03/08 07:15 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

I was about 12, 13 years old and chilling in the bathtub when my mom got an odd call.

Apparently a pedophile called her to ask whether it was OK by her if he approached me for whatever he intended. According to my mom he was very polite and had a thing for me and wanted my parents approval before moving in on me. Apparently it was someone who saw me around a lot (teacher? who knows) and who I apparently knew, and who liked me quite a bit.

I'll never know how she worded it but her response amounted to: "no, it is not OK and don't call again" :grin:

When she asked me about it I had not a clue who it could be. She was clearly weirded out by how polite and friendly he apparently was.

At the time I knew what a pedophile was but I had hoped I had picked up the phone. I wanted to know who it was and what he was up to or rather, what the plan was and whether I'd like it.

Now there you have it: that is so fucked up that I never told anyone.

Now, many years wiser I say THANK GOD NOTHING BAD HAPPENED, but at the time curiosity might have gotten the better of me.

Now how fucked up is that?


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Anonymous #8

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7829861 - 01/03/08 10:04 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

I dated a 22 year old when I was 13.

We're getting married.

FTW.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7834256 - 01/05/08 12:36 AM (16 years, 28 days ago)

I had sex with my sock today


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Anonymous #16

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7835251 - 01/05/08 12:01 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

i mastubate into my socks all the time no big shit their


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Anonymous #17

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7835988 - 01/05/08 03:07 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

i suck dick for crack...im a man....


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Anonymous #18

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7836051 - 01/05/08 03:22 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Sexual secrets are always taboo. I think that the admins. start these threads and jack off to them. We're all only human, get over it already.
(Except for that freak Zepplin who jacks off on frog eggs)


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Anonymous #19

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7836206 - 01/05/08 03:57 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

I've slept with my cousin, shh no one knows.. not even her.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7836270 - 01/05/08 04:12 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I've slept with my cousin, shh no one knows.. not even her.



:lol:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7836330 - 01/05/08 04:24 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

i've dosed over 80 women with GBL at random bars, thrown them over my shoulder and brought them home.


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Anonymous #19

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7836336 - 01/05/08 04:26 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Its not funny, I regret it everyday.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7836420 - 01/05/08 04:49 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
i've dosed over 80 women with GBL at random bars, thrown them over my shoulder and brought them home.



you, sir, are my hero  :smirk:


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Anonymous #20

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7836431 - 01/05/08 04:53 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

I slept with the chemistry professor... :shrug:


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Anonymous #19

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7836434 - 01/05/08 04:53 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

I think you just made that up, pal.


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Anonymous #21

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7836443 - 01/05/08 04:55 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

I pinch grimey lint off my balls throughout the day and then smell my fingers.


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Anonymous #19

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #7836449 - 01/05/08 04:56 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

lmao, you love watching it dont you.


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Anonymous #22

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7836693 - 01/05/08 06:02 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

I've slept with some fat chicks. Not something I'd openly talk about. Also I've never tasted my sperm.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #7837201 - 01/05/08 08:43 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I've slept with some fat chicks. Not something I'd openly talk about.




Pfft. I've done that more than several times.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7837409 - 01/05/08 09:51 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Pfft.  I've done that more than several times.



you, sir, have my sympathy  :nonono:


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Anonymous #22

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7838083 - 01/06/08 02:17 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

actually, in reference to my original fat chicks post, I lost my virginity to a fat chick.

Not only that, but the one after was so loose I didn't even feel anything.

But I've worked my way up.


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