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Anonymous #1

I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... * 1
    #7996274 - 02/08/08 01:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

It's been really chaotic this past 3 days... I can't leave my house without anywhere from 3-5 cars following me and parking in random spots wherever I go. It's pretty funny when 4 cars park in seemingly spacious, yet recognizable areas together, because I'll recognize the same dudes from the previous parking lot, and they'll all be on their "cell phones" each time they park or exit the area. And then I see the same white truck following us to the gas station. My friend who's been hanging out playing poker with me in random bars/casinos all night has noticed the exact same thing.

Law enforcement agents have been showing up at my school, bringing sniff dogs, asking teachers and students about me. They are REALLY stupid and make it sooo obvious when they are about to corner someone too. I even managed to find out the exact date and time they were planning to raid my house. I've studied the laws, I know my surroundings, so by the stroke of luck I have prepared for any conundrums WELL in advance, and they have no REAL evidence against me. :-D ... (nothing for hard time, anyway). so i was sitting there in my apartment, knowing they had already talked to my landlord and gotten the master keys and most likely bugged my place... and i was basically sitting there saying "IM READY FOR YOU GUYS" so they would dash in and see the biggest disappointment of their lives.

well, i guess they had already taken a look at my place while i was gone considering they had the master key. i could tell, because my computer desk was WAYYYY too organized when i came back one night. im NEVER that organized, and this shit was set up perfectly symmetrical, with the webcam pointing right at me, i'm like "what the fuck is this shit" and rip the cam out.

I know that they are tracking me down now most likely with my GPS, and they arranged something with my cable guy who was installing my phone and internet when he came this thursday--They think I'm a heavy-time dealer or chemist or something (seriously, they're wasting their time and LOTS AND LOTS of taxpayer's money on me, and the way they talk they seem rather proud of that fact)... well, I haven't bothered to stash my cell phone or look for any bugs in my room or anything... cause uh, I'm here to prove that they're not the ones always one step ahead of everybody???

Well, I'm not really going to talk much about the details... maybe in a few years, when this has blown over. It'll make another good read.  :laugh:

I doubt I'll fuck this one up, but if I disappear for a bit, y'all will know why. Just a heads up. Or who knows, maybe I'll be in Chicago or something living it up. LOL

The police think they win just because they arrest somebody. but just remember kids: It's not the actual arrest that matters, but the final evidence and the court hearing & decision that does. :laugh: 

thats all folks

PS: never give your real address or contact information to any pharmacy. ever. ever. ever.


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Anonymous #2

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7996306 - 02/08/08 01:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

LOL

Dude, seriously, you need to put down the meth. Law Enforcement will do that kind of shit if you are pablo escobar, but you're just buying nickle bags of schwag.


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Anonymous #3

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7996426 - 02/08/08 02:03 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

mefffff


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Anonymous #4

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7996430 - 02/08/08 02:05 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

step away from the crack pipe son


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Anonymous #5

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7996439 - 02/08/08 02:07 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Paranoia
Will destroy ya
guitar riff


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Anonymous #1

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7996462 - 02/08/08 02:18 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

it's not meth you dumbasses, it's because i'm getting refilled numerous scheduled items at a single pharmacy (one of them for opioid dependency) and 10 minutes later i went and made a lazy mistake and asked them for rigs. the next time i went to pick up my meds, they had made a 911 call so i bolted, but my address was in their files.


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Anonymous #1

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7996489 - 02/08/08 02:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
it's not meth you dumbasses, it's because i'm getting refilled numerous scheduled items at a single pharmacy (one of them for opioid dependency) and 10 minutes later i went and made a lazy mistake and asked them for rigs. the next time i went to pick up my meds, they had made a 911 call so i bolted, but my address was in their files.




if they think that you're selling your meds or abusing them, that will warrant investigation for a potential raid. i know people who have lost lots of methadone and oxycontin that way.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7996574 - 02/08/08 02:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

All this because of rig and Rx's?
I call meth or schizophrenia

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I can't leave my house without anywhere from 3-5 cars following me and parking in random spots wherever I go




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Law enforcement agents have been showing up at my school, bringing sniff dogs, asking teachers and students about me.




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gotten the master keys and most likely bugged my place




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webcam pointing right at me




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tracking me down now most likely with my GPS




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LOTS of taxpayer's money on me, and the way they talk they seem rather proud of that fact).




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Anonymous #7

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7996619 - 02/08/08 03:02 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Grandiose delusions are nice.


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Anonymous #1

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7996650 - 02/08/08 03:09 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:

Quote:

Law enforcement agents have been showing up at my school, bringing sniff dogs, asking teachers and students about me.




and this is hard to believe because...?

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gotten the master keys and most likely bugged my place




LOL i had doubts about this one because i'm pretty sure it's illegal to do this without probable cause

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webcam pointing right at me




I always turn my webcam far, far away from myself. its just out of habit. it was sitting on top of the monitor, desk completely organized and clean when i came back. thats not me.

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tracking me down now most likely with my GPS




dude. you CAN track people with GPS in newer model cell phones. even my relatives could do it over the internet if they really wanted to


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Anonymous #8

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7996720 - 02/08/08 03:27 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

unless he's talking about a standalone GPS. A garmin won't give your location to anyone.


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Anonymous #2

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7996762 - 02/08/08 03:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

even if you are selling your prescription pills and/or making out fake prescriptions, none of this shit still would not happen.

why the fuck would cops stalk a pill dealer? especially someone at your level. no offence, but you're at the bottom of the barrel son.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7996770 - 02/08/08 03:38 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Ok, OP explain this:
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I can't leave my house without anywhere from 3-5 cars following me and parking in random spots wherever I go



Schizophrenia, or meth or crack


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Anonymous #9

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7996822 - 02/08/08 03:51 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

if you got nothing to hide right now...no illegal activity happening, then don't be so scared. If you got legit prescriptions, and asking for needles isn't against the law either, then what crimes have you commited that they can prove??

Fuck it, be arrogant about it. Go up to one of those suspicious cars next time you see them parked, and knock on the window. start bullshitting with the dude, fucking blow his cover, trip them up. Start doing really weird ass shit right out in plain view for em, lol. Might as well have a little fun with them right? lmao


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Anonymous #2

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7996846 - 02/08/08 03:58 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I think the best way to prove if these guys are agents is to stop your car, get out, and take a shit in the middle of the street.

if they really were cops, they'd arrest you for shitting. better to get arrested for shitting than drug dealing, right?

damn, I'm so fucking smart sometimes.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7996893 - 02/08/08 04:08 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I think the best way to prove if these guys are agents is to stop your car, get out, and take a shit in the middle of the street.

if they really were cops, they'd arrest you for shitting. better to get arrested for shitting than drug dealing, right?

damn, I'm so fucking smart sometimes.



That is very bad advice because if anyone else sees that you could be charged with an L/L offense and be forced to register as a sex offender for the rest of your life.

Roll up tobacco in a rolling paper and smoke it in public if you want to know if youre being watched, don't risk a sex offense.


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Anonymous #10

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7996945 - 02/08/08 04:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
webcam pointing right at me




The only logical thing to do is masturbate frequently in front of the computer, as well as other lewd acts, and act like you have no idea what's going on. In the mean time, slowly smuggle everything out of your apartment in your butt.


Or better yet, order a body bag from the internet, then stuff heavy things in there like a cpr dummy. Load it into your trunk, and drive out of town.

These are cops man, you gotsta keep them on their toes.


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Anonymous #10

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7996949 - 02/08/08 04:22 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

In fact, let's dedicate this thread to weird shit you can do in front of your webcam to throw them off. I'll offer up sex with stuffed animals, and penis exercises.


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Anonymous #2

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7997001 - 02/08/08 04:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

you should make a habbit of shitting your pants everytime you get off the computer like it's some kind of ocd ritual.


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Anonymous #11

Re: I'm being HEAVILY investigated by police right now... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7997062 - 02/08/08 04:52 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Without pictures, it didn't happen.


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