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Anonymous #1

Secrets you would never admit to
    #7825424 - 01/02/08 09:11 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

I let my brother masturbate me when I was 12. It was pretty fucked up, but whatever everyone does stupid shit.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7825468 - 01/02/08 09:19 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

Not like that. That is really fucked up.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7825471 - 01/02/08 09:20 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

hhmmm...no...I don't have any of those  :craven:


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Anonymous #3

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #7825481 - 01/02/08 09:21 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

deep dark hidden secrets are like poison to the soul ya know  :muppet:


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Anonymous #4

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7825765 - 01/02/08 10:34 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I let my brother masturbate me when I was 12. It was pretty fucked up, but whatever everyone does stupid shit.




Don't let anyone tell you anything different, everyone does stupid shit even if they don't admit it.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #7825795 - 01/02/08 10:47 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

My brother stuck his dick in my asshole when I was 14 and he was 16. We were watching HBO late night specials. He asked if he could stick it in my ass and I said sure why not.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7825805 - 01/02/08 10:50 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

When I was in like 3rd grade or something I used to let my friend "go down" on me and vice versa. At that time we had no concept of "gay" or "straight" so we didn't think it was a big deal or anything but we soon learned what "homosexual" was and quit pretty quick.


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Anonymous #7

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7825810 - 01/02/08 10:52 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

I still sleep with my mom. I'm 32 years old.

By sleep, I mean I do her dirty, I don't just fall asleep next to her.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7825813 - 01/02/08 10:52 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

Back when I was 14 or so my friends and I would all get together on each others birthdays and have a slumber party. Later in the night we would have big pussy eating parties. We would have about 4-6 girls getting eaten out at once. My parents never found out.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7825821 - 01/02/08 10:57 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

why the fuck wouldn't you admit that?

I fucked some bitch in my father's bed and im proooud of it.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7825880 - 01/02/08 11:12 PM (16 years, 30 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I still sleep with my mom. I'm 32 years old.

By sleep, I mean I do her dirty, I don't just fall asleep next to her.




Yeah right. :rolleyes:


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Anonymous #8

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #7826624 - 01/03/08 08:19 AM (16 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Back when I was 14 or so my friends and I would all get together on each others birthdays and have a slumber party. Later in the night we would have big pussy eating parties. We would have about 4-6 girls getting eaten out at once. My parents never found out.




I bet you're just an old ass male pedophile.

Or a 12 twelve year old boy that's curious about his sexuality and heard about shrooms on YouTube.


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Anonymous #9

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7826675 - 01/03/08 08:50 AM (16 years, 29 days ago)

I just think he was making a joke. :shrug:  I LOL'ed.


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Anonymous #10

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #7826735 - 01/03/08 09:20 AM (16 years, 29 days ago)

Almost every after noon we'd play forbidden games. At 9 years old there's no such shame


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Anonymous #11

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7826779 - 01/03/08 09:35 AM (16 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Almost every after noon we'd play forbidden games. At 9 years old there's no such shame




steal lyrics much?


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Anonymous #10

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7826785 - 01/03/08 09:36 AM (16 years, 29 days ago)

I think most people can relate to those lyrics


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Anonymous #11

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7826796 - 01/03/08 09:40 AM (16 years, 29 days ago)

damn straight, i know i can, cept she lived next door not upstairs

either way thats a good song


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Anonymous #12

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7827025 - 01/03/08 10:58 AM (16 years, 29 days ago)

lol i just downloaded that song


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Anonymous #12

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7827029 - 01/03/08 11:00 AM (16 years, 29 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Quote:

Anonymous said:
Almost every after noon we'd play forbidden games. At 9 years old there's no such shame




steal lyrics much?




Yes- I know what degregation feels like


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Anonymous #13

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7827063 - 01/03/08 11:23 AM (16 years, 29 days ago)

I sometimes masturbate.

Oh God, I'm so ashamed.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7827065 - 01/03/08 11:24 AM (16 years, 29 days ago)

I sometimes listen to NOFX.

Oh God, I'm so ashamed.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7829044 - 01/03/08 07:15 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

I was about 12, 13 years old and chilling in the bathtub when my mom got an odd call.

Apparently a pedophile called her to ask whether it was OK by her if he approached me for whatever he intended. According to my mom he was very polite and had a thing for me and wanted my parents approval before moving in on me. Apparently it was someone who saw me around a lot (teacher? who knows) and who I apparently knew, and who liked me quite a bit.

I'll never know how she worded it but her response amounted to: "no, it is not OK and don't call again" :grin:

When she asked me about it I had not a clue who it could be. She was clearly weirded out by how polite and friendly he apparently was.

At the time I knew what a pedophile was but I had hoped I had picked up the phone. I wanted to know who it was and what he was up to or rather, what the plan was and whether I'd like it.

Now there you have it: that is so fucked up that I never told anyone.

Now, many years wiser I say THANK GOD NOTHING BAD HAPPENED, but at the time curiosity might have gotten the better of me.

Now how fucked up is that?


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Anonymous #8

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7829861 - 01/03/08 10:04 PM (16 years, 29 days ago)

I dated a 22 year old when I was 13.

We're getting married.

FTW.


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Anonymous #15

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7834256 - 01/05/08 12:36 AM (16 years, 28 days ago)

I had sex with my sock today


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Anonymous #16

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #15]
    #7835251 - 01/05/08 12:01 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

i mastubate into my socks all the time no big shit their


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Anonymous #17

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #7835988 - 01/05/08 03:07 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

i suck dick for crack...im a man....


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Anonymous #18

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7836051 - 01/05/08 03:22 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Sexual secrets are always taboo. I think that the admins. start these threads and jack off to them. We're all only human, get over it already.
(Except for that freak Zepplin who jacks off on frog eggs)


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Anonymous #19

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7836206 - 01/05/08 03:57 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

I've slept with my cousin, shh no one knows.. not even her.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7836270 - 01/05/08 04:12 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I've slept with my cousin, shh no one knows.. not even her.



:lol:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7836330 - 01/05/08 04:24 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

i've dosed over 80 women with GBL at random bars, thrown them over my shoulder and brought them home.


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Anonymous #19

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7836336 - 01/05/08 04:26 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Its not funny, I regret it everyday.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7836420 - 01/05/08 04:49 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
i've dosed over 80 women with GBL at random bars, thrown them over my shoulder and brought them home.



you, sir, are my hero  :smirk:


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Anonymous #20

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7836431 - 01/05/08 04:53 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

I slept with the chemistry professor... :shrug:


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Anonymous #19

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #20]
    #7836434 - 01/05/08 04:53 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

I think you just made that up, pal.


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Anonymous #21

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #19]
    #7836443 - 01/05/08 04:55 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

I pinch grimey lint off my balls throughout the day and then smell my fingers.


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Anonymous #19

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #21]
    #7836449 - 01/05/08 04:56 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

lmao, you love watching it dont you.


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Anonymous #22

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7836693 - 01/05/08 06:02 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

I've slept with some fat chicks. Not something I'd openly talk about. Also I've never tasted my sperm.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #7837201 - 01/05/08 08:43 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I've slept with some fat chicks. Not something I'd openly talk about.




Pfft. I've done that more than several times.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7837409 - 01/05/08 09:51 PM (16 years, 27 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Pfft.  I've done that more than several times.



you, sir, have my sympathy  :nonono:


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Anonymous #22

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7838083 - 01/06/08 02:17 AM (16 years, 27 days ago)

actually, in reference to my original fat chicks post, I lost my virginity to a fat chick.

Not only that, but the one after was so loose I didn't even feel anything.

But I've worked my way up.


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Anonymous #23

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #22]
    #7841932 - 01/06/08 11:29 PM (16 years, 26 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
actually, in reference to my original fat chicks post, I lost my virginity to a fat chick.

Not only that, but the one after was so loose I didn't even feel anything.




It's not the fat girls fault you have a tiny dick.

Unless she tired while you were fucking her and ate it for a snack.


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Anonymous #24

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #23]
    #7855406 - 01/09/08 07:01 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

touched the naughties of a female cousin and she touched my winky and i remember getting an erection and her laughing because it was sticking up.

meh we were like 9 or something so isn't really a big deal, definitely not something i'd bring up in a conversation with her, and am still a little weird around that cousin and just avoid her best i can, dont even know if she remembers or not.


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Anonymous #14

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #24]
    #7855448 - 01/09/08 07:08 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Perhaps if she's down you can cheer her up by showing her your erection again :awesome:

But seriously, you were nine. Even if she remembers you were little kids then.


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Anonymous #25

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #7856024 - 01/09/08 08:43 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

By age 9, I had prolly seen and touch most of my cousin's naughties (some I touched with me penor). What can I say, most of my family was white trash rednecks.


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Anonymous #26

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #25]
    #7856079 - 01/09/08 08:54 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

My secret is... I only fuck fat chicks

and i lost my virginity to one in a high school bathroom.

sad, but true

Oh yah, i also have a collection of homeless people i have raped and killed and left under my neighbors porch for the winter. I guess it won't really be a secret when it warms up...


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Anonymous #3

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #26]
    #7856088 - 01/09/08 08:57 PM (16 years, 23 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Oh yah, i also have a collection of homeless people i have raped and killed and left under my neighbors porch for the winter.



pah-lease...we've all had that secret  :rolleyes:


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Anonymous #27

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7886136 - 01/15/08 09:41 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

two years ago (I was 17 she was 19) messed around (to 3rd) with my second cousin went I went over to europe. We were both staying at my mom's cousin's place for a little bit. She wouldn't fuck cause I didn't have condoms. She had to leave the next day, haven't spoken to her since.


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Anonymous #28

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #27]
    #7886478 - 01/15/08 10:44 PM (16 years, 17 days ago)

when i was 5 i chased my babysitter around with my penis. at one point i was on my bed and i was trying to touch his face with it.

yes, HIS face. sad sad day..i might have been older, i don't really remember. no older than like 7.5 though


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Anonymous #1

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #7889981 - 01/16/08 07:51 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

I convinced a 5 year old that he was chasing me around with his penis, when in reality I shoved it into my mouth.


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Anonymous #29

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7890658 - 01/16/08 10:06 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

Me and my cousin masturbated in the same bed together a few times. On one occasion we actually moaned for each other so that we would cum faster. Very strange.


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Anonymous #29

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #29]
    #7890668 - 01/16/08 10:07 PM (16 years, 16 days ago)

he was my male cousin by the way!


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Anonymous #1

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #29]
    #7892454 - 01/17/08 10:54 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

I wear latex gloves whenever I take a shit. I only poor like twice a month though.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7892641 - 01/17/08 11:44 AM (16 years, 15 days ago)

must be nice  :smirk:


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Anonymous #30

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7892724 - 01/17/08 12:05 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

I made love to my stepsister, she's eight, I'm 19.

Stepdad found out about it, and raped me :frown:


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Anonymous #30

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #7894630 - 01/17/08 07:53 PM (16 years, 15 days ago)

I thought I was a sick pervert, untill finding out the whole world and his dog piss in the sink.

The thing is, as a plumber, you're fixing someone's s-bend on their sink, and you know that gunk that's in there is going to be manky. And there's a good chance that someone's piss has gone through it as well.

I wear gloves when I work.


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Anonymous #28

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #30]
    #7897181 - 01/18/08 12:23 PM (16 years, 14 days ago)

:lol: :lol:

Yeah I'm shocked at how many people piss in their sink. Or at least how many people sound convincing enough for me to believe them when they say they do.


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Anonymous #31

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #28]
    #7900533 - 01/19/08 05:13 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

hey i've pissed in sinks...  sometimes when you're at home drinking by yourself, you realize...  fuck!  i've never pissed in the SINK..  it all goes to the same place, so i'm good there, but.. i've never pissed in it!  YARR TIME TO PEE IN MR SINK!



I dunno, it wasn't half as fun as i had hoped.  pissing in the street's much better because you get to wobble around and pee EVERYWEHRE, walk around while pissing..  yeah that's fun  :awesome:


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Anonymous #32

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7900806 - 01/19/08 08:51 AM (16 years, 13 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I let my brother masturbate me when I was 12.  It was pretty fucked up, but whatever everyone does stupid shit.




if thats true, you're a fucking freak.


i lost my virginity in the bed of a johova's witness.
no, the girl i was with wasnt a god botherer, it was her friends mums bed :lol:
i'll always admit to that anyway.


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Anonymous #33

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #7905230 - 01/20/08 10:21 AM (16 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
Not like that. That is really fucked up.




yeah, really fucked up!

get help


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Anonymous #33

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #33]
    #7909287 - 01/21/08 11:43 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

i was nailing my gf doggystyle in her parents bed
and just above it on the wall is a huge wedding photo of her parents.
being fucked up on shrooms her dad in the photo yelled at me "GET THE FUCK OFF MY DAUGHTER!"

and i screamed like a little girl


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Anonymous #33

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #31]
    #7909291 - 01/21/08 11:44 AM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
hey i've pissed in sinks... sometimes when you're at home drinking by yourself, you realize... fuck! i've never pissed in the SINK.. it all goes to the same place, so i'm good there, but.. i've never pissed in it! YARR TIME TO PEE IN MR SINK!





"IT'S ALL PIPES!!!"

-Costanza


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Anonymous #3

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #33]
    #7909529 - 01/21/08 01:00 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
i was nailing my gf doggystyle in her parents bed
and just above it on the wall is a huge wedding photo of her parents.
being fucked up on shrooms her dad in the photo yelled at me "GET THE FUCK OFF MY DAUGHTER!"

and i screamed like a little girl



that made me laugh  :lol:


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Anonymous #3

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7909949 - 01/21/08 02:45 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

after my whole Magic The Gathering phase - I went through a YuGiOh! phase for a little while there too  :nonono:


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Anonymous #3

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7909952 - 01/21/08 02:45 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

and what's even worse is that fact that I still actually miss it from time to time  :lol:


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Anonymous #34

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7912354 - 01/21/08 09:36 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

i still have my m:tg gathering cards... but im not ashamed <.<


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Anonymous #35

Re: Secrets you would never admit to [Re: Anonymous #34]
    #7912549 - 01/21/08 10:13 PM (16 years, 11 days ago)

You should be.


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