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Re: without my face doesn't your mother look like a fucking whore? [Re: OhMrJohnson]
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Keep your lips off my sack.


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Re: without my face doesn't your mother look like a fucking whore? [Re: Toe_Jam]
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what are the levels for? levels of hell what?
I got a story about a mother and child otter, We were trapping and they went into traps while we were there, and I was high on shrooms peaking and so we got them out of traps after listening to them die, then I cleaned the blood off them in the water and set the baby otter ontop of the mother, and kept them well respected until skinning.


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a soul of solitude
but a master of ecstacy
in waiting for my rebirth cycle i have hopes that when mushrooms find me it will occur then and i can go about the world as a medicine man
walking staff in one hand spaceship in the other
a journeyman of nature soon to be stepping up to novice hopefully i will have time to become an expert, and i believe only in death will i become a master

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Re: without my face doesn't your mother look like a fucking whore? [Re: TravelerOfSorts]
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Re: without my face doesn't your mother look like a fucking whore? [Re: 1234go]
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1234go said:



They bout dah get they fuck on.


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Re: without my face doesn't your mother look like a fucking whore? [Re: Toe_Jam]
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Imagine me and Oeric Mckenna banging?


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Re: without my face doesn't your mother look like a fucking whore? [Re: twighead]
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I was going to get my slave to toss my salad... but I realized ive wiped my ass with a wetnap before and it felt gross.

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Re: without my face doesn't your mother look like a fucking whore? [Re: abductee]
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So then, what do I do for claustrophobia? Eat a crowded elevator?


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These are not the answers you should be questioning.

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Re: without my face doesn't your mother look like a fucking whore? [Re: Invisible_Woe]
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The reference had taken our hero aback.

In what synchronous moment was it that he first realized she spoke of wind, water, and cloud ships, sailing through summer skies? Had he been sleeping? Was this a dream?

The words she chose had held no bearing on the message she was directing. She could have been talking about her methodology for trimming nails, or how she would get vertigo atop a pilot light.

The feeling behind those words..... How can one speak of the rain as the breeze does? How can one express the way a setting sun can create a feeling, the like of which cannot be conveyed with words. And when spoken of bizarre glances are the only response.

How can I let you into my dream?


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Re: without my face doesn't your mother look like a fucking whore? [Re: Toe_Jam]
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Kurami sees you.

Kurami knows the contents of your soul.

Kurami can hear the way your blood courses through your veins.

Kurami empathizes with your current predicament.

See your uncles razorblade? Take this pellet. It contains a highly concentrated, untraceable neurotoxin. Spit on the pellet and embed it next to the motor of his razorblade. That will be enough. Your problem solved.

Now for my end of the bargain. Your uncle wasn't always the pedophilic horror that he is today, he was once a scientist, for a project that never existed - developing psychotropic drugs which amplify psionic abilities. In his office is a painting on the wall, of Jean-Beau Baptist. No, do not move it aside... Spray the painting with a can of compressed air upside down - the frost will reveal a set of 24 codes set in a circular pattern. The top aligns with the full moon, and the bottom the new. Fortunately our job today is a bit simplified as it is indeed a new moon. Take that code, and meet me in Munich, in 3 days time. From there we will proceed to uncover the most extensive and secretive secret research that has ever been undertaken in the history of this planet. Ciao belle.


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Glafdein Meist Slappendappen Slorg Sleiper neisn Meioy... [Re: 1234go]
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"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

The ancient hag slipped a moist towelette into her mouth, and another into the pit of her arm. A misused glob of jelly slid out of her blue tinted hair.

"All those which enter there must leave by one avenue. It is not as refuse ridden as on might hope..."

She adjusted her bare flapping breasts so that they came out one at each side, like two thin, meager wings. Or the small, partially amputated arms of senior citizen Shiva.

One wrinkled, desiccated mammary extended, elongating itself and the nipple wiped away a tear from my cheeks.

"Fear not, resent only those who must nourish themselves on the fruit of the cattle."


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Re: without my face doesn't your mother look like a fucking whore? [Re: 1234go]
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:vaped:


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"She adjusted her bare flapping breasts so that they came out one at each side, like two thin, meager wings. Or the small, partially amputated arms of senior citizen Shiva.

One wrinkled, desiccated mammary extended, elongating itself and the nipple wiped away a tear from my cheeks."

lol awesome.

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