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Almond Flour
...get off my lawn!

Registered: 12/26/08
Posts: 11,343
Last seen: 1 year, 1 month

#21396824 - 03/12/15 09:47 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

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Mental Taco

Registered: 07/02/14
Posts: 2,290
Loc: Hell
Last seen: 9 years, 3 months

Re: Baptized by a Homeless dude!!!!

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#21396847 - 03/12/15 09:54 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Is it like a get into Heaven free card?

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Did you not know that the royal hunting grounds are always forbidden?

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T-Funkadelic
Hepatitis G

Registered: 05/14/13
Posts: 11,396
Loc: 2535 W Fairmont Ave MD 21223

Re: Baptized by a Homeless dude!!!!

[Re: Mental Taco]
#21396897 - 03/12/15 10:10 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Kind of like the Christians, you can just ask for forgiveness every time you fuck up and you're good.

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Spiritwalker_Faust
Hominid

Registered: 02/13/14
Posts: 879
Loc: In the Sky
Last seen: 2 years, 3 months

Re: Baptized by a Homeless dude!!!!

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#21396940 - 03/12/15 10:24 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Does god offer rollover prayer for all the times i could have asked for forgiveness but didnt?

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T-Funkadelic
Hepatitis G

Registered: 05/14/13
Posts: 11,396
Loc: 2535 W Fairmont Ave MD 21223

Re: Baptized by a Homeless dude!!!!

[Re: Spiritwalker_Faust]
#21397129 - 03/12/15 11:21 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know, God doesn't answer any of my questions. You should try asking him.

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Spiritwalker_Faust
Hominid

Registered: 02/13/14
Posts: 879
Loc: In the Sky
Last seen: 2 years, 3 months

Re: Baptized by a Homeless dude!!!!

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#21397143 - 03/12/15 11:25 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Is there a 1-800 number or something i can use?

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DividedQuantum
Outer Head

Registered: 12/06/13
Posts: 10,437

Re: Baptized by a Homeless dude!!!!

[Re: Spiritwalker_Faust]
#21397249 - 03/12/15 11:46 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

God ain't toll-free, dude.

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Vi Veri Universum Vivus Vici

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T-Funkadelic
Hepatitis G

Registered: 05/14/13
Posts: 11,396
Loc: 2535 W Fairmont Ave MD 21223

Re: Baptized by a Homeless dude!!!!

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#21397280 - 03/12/15 11:52 AM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I think you must dance with poisonous serpents to prove you love him and are willing to worship him for all eternity. Then mabe, just mabe he will talk to you. Also he's probably busy answering billions of other people's prayers so you might have to wait a while. I'm sure he answers in a first come first served type deal.

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Spiritwalker_Faust
Hominid

Registered: 02/13/14
Posts: 879
Loc: In the Sky
Last seen: 2 years, 3 months

Re: Baptized by a Homeless dude!!!!

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#21399038 - 03/12/15 05:55 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Worst customer service ever.

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Connoisseur

Registered: 05/13/11
Posts: 34,686
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months

Re: Baptized by a Homeless dude!!!!

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#21406095 - 03/14/15 12:25 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Almond Flour said:

even spit!

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