" ...i think. No, I really did do it! Yeah, I posted all those nasty posts. Well, maybe not. Did you? "
Oh ok I getit. So you guys think I posted all that beastiality shit too. Well shit I dont blame you after how defensive I was about freedom. I know the webmaster has the right to do what ever but all I was doin was expressing my oppinion. Well heres my story and I dont giva flying ([[FUCK]]) if you dont belive me.
One day I was at my freind Joe's hoes. Joe is a nice guy so he lets anyone in. Well this kid named Dave came and told me a weird joke that made me laff my ass off (notice he told a joke, he didnt fart, farts are a little bit differnt from jokes). I told him a weird joke and he laffed then we got board and talked about somthin else. Now Joe heard this joke and thought Dave was serious so he kicked Daves ass. Now since Dave is a little kid hes a dick so Dave starts yelling some more wierd jokes just to make Joe mad and starts chuckin rocks at his house. Joe wants to kick Daves ass some more so I try to tell him that Dave was just joking and he could have avoided this if he just took it as a joke. Now Joe thinks Im into the weird stuff Dave joked about (or for some reason thinks I am Dave) and punches me in the noise. Now every time Dave passes by Joes house he throws eggs and yells weird jokes but doesnt bother my house. The moral to this story is theres always gonna be people who have a wierd sense of humor and you can either laff it off or kick his ass. Its your choice..
And look at you idiots you just gave me a perfect example of how you lack of sence of humor cuases problems:
hermit:
Good...cuz i didn't wanna hafta kik yo ass again.
hermit
(passive-aggressive Libertarian)
hermit:
GMC, no shit...i don't know what i was thinking...
hermit%-}
Gods Mad Clown:
Maybe it was that crank you've been smoking? Perhaps you should stop that, and drink boiling mineral water, while meditaing. It also might help the purification if Gunther here whips you lightly.
So shut tha fuck up.