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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: teamkiller]
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Broke my arm playing football. The doc said it was the worst possible break one could have (there are degrees of breaks of course) with the longest recovery time. My right arm was completely unusable (and in a cast) for like damn near half of a year.


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Nifflerz]
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When I played hockey I fucked up my hip pretty bad. Some fucking retard didn't close the boards to penalty box all the way and I got checked into it. Was out for a couple weeks.


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Soluminia]
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Broke my collar bone, thought my arm popped out of its socket, and overlapped my collar bone. I was young and stupid.

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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Sheekle]
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I got hit by a car when I was 6. Was riding my bike in the street and neither of us was paying attention and hit me head on doing about 30 MPH

My head broke the windshield, bike went under the car and I went over.. flew and skidded and rolled through the pavement for about 40 feet.

I fractured my right leg. Had to wear a cast for a while. The worst part was that I had tons of gravel and dirt all embedded under my skin, all up and down my legs, butt, back. They had to manually pick it out with tweezers... took hours.

Funny that's the worst I've been injured, didn't even break anything. Could have been a lot worse.


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Shroomism]
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Az0th said:
The worst part was that I had tons of gravel and dirt all embedded under my skin, all up and down my legs, butt, back. They had to manually pick it out with tweezers... took hours.


Whoa man sounds awful


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Nifflerz]
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I got hit by a car when I was three, broke my femur in two places and had to relearn to walk.






Cars aint shit  :bubbles:

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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Sheekle]
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Fucked my knee up, flipping on a trampoline. I hit one of the springs. Got stitches. Yeah, that's pretty much the worst for me. :lol:

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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Robo]
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Me and a a bunch of friends were horseplaying on a trampoline and I fell and broke my pinky. I had to get 3 pins put in my finger. It didn't hurt, it just sucked to deal with


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Sheekle]
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Spiral fracture of my L2 vertebrae. Broken backs suck asshole!


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: GOATOAD]
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I was cutting up a frozen roast last winter, using a fresh Sharp. Filleting knife. I was being rammy and I cut right into my hand between my thumb and my big finger, the blood hit the ceiling:rockon: haha

Really it sucked, local hospital sitched me up, went to a big city hopsital abit later and got sugery a bit later :laugh:, fixed me up decent, but its never been the same!

Life is precious...:peace:
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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Shortknight]
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The blood hit the ceiling???:knockmeonmyass:

I'm halfway tempted to reenact this just so I can see that. :lol:


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Lizard Eyes]
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Tore 3 ligaments in my right ankle a few years back. Hurt like a motherfucker.

Went up for a layup and came down with all my weight on my right ankle and it just gave out. Spent 2 months in a boot and 4 months in physical therapy and my ankle is still fucked up 3 years later

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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Sheekle]
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Not an injury technically but close enough.

Once when I 2 years old I was being babysat by a huge fat bitch. At the time I was two I couldn't have thought such things. But anyways this bitch and I were out in my backyard playing by the pool. She was reading a newspaper and I was playing with my toys. She got a call then was infuriated to the maximum level!  :fork: She threw her phone and yelled at me I think I recall her calling me a little shit or she said something along the lines of you little fucking brat. So she stood up and threw me into the backyard pool and left. Luckily My dad got home just in time and got me out of the pool. Traumatizing stuff. :eek:

And if we are doing real injuries then I'd say its when I fell of my roof and cracked my head right open on the pavement.

I'm a pretty accident prone person. But the weedies and shrooms keep me safe. :mushroom2::rasta::stoned:


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Brethus]
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I was running down my hallway into a room....clipped my little toe on the corner of a door...Basicly ripped my little toe off....Got a few stitches between my toes....They wanted to put a pin in it because now my toe nail is on the outside instead of on top of my toe like the rest of them....I said no thanks because I can walk fine and it only looks funny but nobody is gonna see it unless I go swimming or something...:jah:


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Brethus]
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Brethus said:
Not an injury technically but close enough.

Once when I 2 years old I was being babysat by a huge fat bitch. At the time I was two I couldn't have thought such things. But anyways this bitch and I were out in my backyard playing by the pool. She was reading a newspaper and I was playing with my toys. She got a call then was infuriated to the maximum level!  :fork: She threw her phone and yelled at me I think I recall her calling me a little shit or she said something along the lines of you little fucking brat. So she stood up and threw me into the backyard pool and left. Luckily My dad got home just in time and got me out of the pool. Traumatizing stuff. :eek:
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what the fuck thats fucked up as hell dude


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