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Worst injury you've ever had?
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Whats the worst injury you've had or what are some really bad ones youve gotten?


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Sheekle]
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when sheekle went to sleep at night and stopped talking to me.


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Sheekle]
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I broke my wrist rollerblading when I was a youngin'. I think on the whole, it hurt a lot less than the pilonidal cyst I had. That wasn't so much of an injury.


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Sheekle]
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A boxer's fracture from punching a fridge when I was 16.:cookiemonster:


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Darwin23]
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Fell off a roof and broke both my ankles :thumbdown:


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: B_BOY]
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Road rash. It wasn't that bad but hurt a lot worse than any broken bones.

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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Sheekle]
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I guess when they ripped my chest open to give me a coronary bypass, but it saved my life, so I ain't complaining too much.

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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: luvdemboomers]
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Broke both bones in my left forearm, one of the bones popped through the skin, it was horrible. Got a badass scar though!


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Sheekle]
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Gonna end up long, not sure which you'd really call worse. I'm clumsy as shit and heavily prone to injuring myself. This is just some of the most painful.

1. This one goes first because I nearly died. At around 5ish me and my cousin were playing in my room when my cat attacked me. This was a stray cat that we rescued, I guess it had been abused before we took it in because it was MEAN. It would literally chase my friends around the house like a pitbull, and you didn't want it to catch you because it would attack, not just bat at you and hiss. Don't ask why we kept it after this happened 10+ times. I have no idea. Anyways it jumps on my back and starts clawing at my head ripping everything up. I nearly bleed to death. I have to get a ton of stitches with no pain medication, I recall the doctor saying there was no time and that I would just bleed it out anyways. I now have a HUGE phobia of needles. Last time I went to the dentist, once she stuck me with the needle, I ended up having a seizure like episode after suffering a panic attack and passing out.

2. Jumping on a trampoline my friend super jumps me (where you end up getting propelled twice as high). My feet were above the top of my (1 story) house's roof. I came down back first, and the first thing to make contact was the back of my head, on the metal pipe that makes up the frame. This was after the padding had been long removed because it never stayed on. For weeks I swear my brain was shaking when I moved my head. It really felt like my brain was sloshing around and hitting the insides of my skull. Grandma didn't end up taking me to the hospital for this, don't remember why. I still suffer effects from that day (namely Occipital Neuralgia, self diagnosed but I'm 100% positive that is what it is, I didn't put these pieces together til recently though.)

3. I was climbing out of the attic when I slipped. I still still partly 'in' the attic when I fell, I was at the top of the ladder for the record. I fell backward and my back hit the closet door, the next thing to make contact, and to take the full brunt of my weight landing on the HARDWOOD floors, was my ass, specifically my tailbone. I have to imagine THAT is how painful child birth is. It is hands down the most painful thing I've ever experienced in my life, nothing else even comes CLOSE. I was 15 5'2'' and all of 120 pounds soaking wet and ended up chugging (and I do mean chug, it was gone in 20 mins) an entire fifth of Gold Rum that night. The alcohol poisoning was by far easier to tolerate than the pain. Even that drunk I still needed 3 pillows to sit on.

4. Swimming where I really shouldn't have been. The local bayou where people go to fish and get drunk and toss their broken beer bottles apparently. We were wading out through the mud (knee deep mud) and got about 20 feet out when I stepped on a bottle (or maybe a clam shell but I really think it was a bottle) and slice the SHIT out of my foot. The cut is about a half inch deep and 2-3 inches long on the ball of my foot. My big toe now points inward way farther than it should so I guess I cut a tendon or something? Anyways I get to wade back through 20 feet of knee deep mud with this HUGE GASH in my foot. Wonder I didn't die of infection. Oh I forgot to add, I have a bad habit of refusing to go to the hospital, probably because of entry 1. I treated this myself with hydrogen peroxide, butterfly stitches, neosporin and gauze.

5. Pissed off an lonely. I couldn't take it, was losing my mind. I hate being alone, I really, really hate it (which is strange because I'm also a VERY reclusive and solitary person). Ended up losing my temper and punched a window. My brother had just done it the day before and cut the shit out of his finger, I should have known better. Anyways, my hand goes through and I'm not cut or anything, but then I pull back and slice my wrist open. It's pretty damn bad, it looks like I tried to my hand off with a meat cleaver or something. When it happened I just starred at my wrist in shock, not sure what to do. My friend who was standing there started panicking. I was sure at any second it was going to start gushing blood and that I was about to die. I grabbed a towel and wrapped it tight. After 10 minutes passed and I saw no real blood (there was some, but it wasn't gushing like you'd expect from slashing your wrist) I opened the towel to inspect the damage.. I got lucky and didn't cut the vein. Again treated with butterfly stitches and shit.

Some of the other more painful ones I've gone through were a 2 inch catfish spine all the way through my hand (well nearly, it didn't piece the skin on the other side, but you could clearly see the point poking up), flayed open my thumb with the stupid punched metal wrench they give you with power tools (that edge from the punch is REALLY sharp) and had a peice of splintery 1/4inch thick wood under tension release and smack me right in the eye. I couldn't even open my eyes for a week. For the week after that I had to have sunglasses on in my room (which doesn't let sunlight in) with no lights on. I couldn't watch TV or get on the computer or anything.


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: 22Carat]
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22Karot said:
A boxer's fracture from punching a fridge when I was 16.:cookiemonster:


I had the same injury only I was 13 and punched THE FLOOR :facepalm:  I waited like 3 hours before I went to the hospital too, double :facepalm:

The worst physical pain I've ever felt was last year- a kidney stone after months of MXE abuse.  I thought I was dying and couldn't even walk.


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
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Hernia & ascended testicle when I was around 8 years old. The testicle ascended into the hernia. I don't even remember how it happened, but it required surgery.

Broken jaw- Got hit in the face with a mulberry tree while cutting them down in the snow. My boss took it down & it fell on his tractor. He had me hold it steady while he cut it up & off the tractor. It rolled & bounced up, hitting me in the face & him on the top of the head.

Lyme's Disease when I was in 7th grade. Not an injury, but it had a permanent effect on my body, so I say it counts.....and is also the worst of the three that I listed.


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
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MrBlueYoMind said:
22Karot said:
A boxer's fracture from punching a fridge when I was 16.:cookiemonster:


I had the same injury only I was 13 and punched THE FLOOR :facepalm:  I waited like 3 hours before I went to the hospital too, double :facepalm:

The worst physical pain I've ever felt was last year- a kidney stone after months of MXE abuse.  I thought I was dying and couldn't even walk.


Yeah, the funny thing is, at the time, I didn't pay attention to the pain.
Two weeks later I was roughhousing with a friend and my hand started to hurt like hell.
I really should have went to the doctor right after I punched the damn thing.
The doctor said that waiting made the injury worse and now one of the fingers on my right hand is shorter than the one on my left.
I can also no longer flick people off with my right hand.:facepalm:


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Dark_Star]
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hmmmmm

for me its a toss up between

1. severing my Achilles tendon when I was in 5th grade


2. Rolling a Rhino going ~45mph when I was in 8th grade. I compound fractured my pinky and had road rash all over.  The worst part was I had to go on a 6 hour car ride back to my home town with my friends family. worst car ride of my life.


Here are some pretty gnarly pics a couple weeks after the first surgery when they first took off all the bandages.
Kinda graphic thus the spoilers.
My fucked up pinky...Wish I still had the pic of the bone sticking out. (RIP my guitar playing days :frown:)


The worst of the road rash, still have some pretty ugly scars from all of this too :mad2:






3. Getting in a fight while drunk, got a pretty bad concussion.  Not really a bad injury but psychologically it was the worst hands down.


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Lizard Eyes]
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Gross,, :lol:. As i finish chewing my food.

Someone's heel split my eyelid open when i tackled him playing rugby, i had 2 stitches without anesthetic.

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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
Whats the worst injury you've had or what are some really bad ones youve gotten?


stabbed in the stomach.  operation to repair the damage.


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Sheekle]
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I have never been injured :shrug: But I have had my neck muscles get reaaaaal tight for about 6 days worst pain ever


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Sheekle]
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Sheekle said:
Whats the worst injury you've had or what are some really bad ones youve gotten?


I almost always win these.

Hit head on by International truck hauling a load of ice cream. Popped me out of the truck onto the road. Foot got caught on the way. Permanent ankle damage. Broken femur. 2 broken ribs, Torn Aorta, repaired with a Dacron graft. Cracked skull, 9 day coma. 9 weeks in traction. Torn diaphragm, stomach crammed partway into my chest cavity. Died twice, brought back. Doc told my mother I had a 6% chance of living and that if I did live, the odds were 50 - 50 that I'd never walk again. Used a walker for several months, cane after that for almost a year.


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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers

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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: luvdemshrooms]
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Yup.

Just read the rest of the posts. I "win".

:tongue:


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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers

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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: SunnyD]
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Sheekl3 please remind me to make a color to sound conversion chart for blind people.


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Re: Worst injury you've ever had? [Re: Sheekle]
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Definetaly dislocating my shoulder, although each dislocation is less painful than the previous.  The first time it was out for 4 hours, that was the worst

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