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Shroomerites Anonymous
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Tell us a secret



i'll start




i haven't showered in a week :awesome:

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #1]
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im your father.

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #2]
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my balls smell like mustard




and I :heart: SA  :awesome:

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I'm the OP

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I was the second shooter.

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #5]
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I killed Bambi's mother... :sad:

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #6]
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ok i will be the first to share a  real secret


one time when i was a kid i had to take a shit really bad but the toilet was busy. and i really had to shit bad, like im talking shit pants material. so i ran outside and went into the next door neighbours front yard , crouched down and pinched one off. all was fine and dandy untill their car loaded with their whole family arrived with me mid-shit and turtle necking a fresh turd on their lawn. i finished my shit, stood up, and walked off casually like nothing happened.

:uhoh:
:feelsweirdman:

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
ok i will be the first to share a  real secret


one time when i was a kid i had to take a shit really bad but the toilet was busy. and i really had to shit bad, like im talking shit pants material. so i ran outside and went into the next door neighbours front yard , crouched down and pinched one off. all was fine and dandy untill their car loaded with their whole family arrived with me mid-shit and turtle necking a fresh turd on their lawn. i finished my shit, stood up, and walked off casually like nothing happened.

:uhoh:
:feelsweirdman:


AHAHAHA! Good one, I loled hard.

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
ok i will be the first to share a  real secret


one time when i was a kid i had to take a shit really bad but the toilet was busy. and i really had to shit bad, like im talking shit pants material. so i ran outside and went into the next door neighbours front yard , crouched down and pinched one off. all was fine and dandy untill their car loaded with their whole family arrived with me mid-shit and turtle necking a fresh turd on their lawn. i finished my shit, stood up, and walked off casually like nothing happened.

:uhoh:
:feelsweirdman:


:lol:

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #8]
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I clean that all up for you for five dollas

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #9]
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:fearandloathing:

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #9]
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22, no friends, :lol:.  It's all good though people come and go.  If I find someone worthy of being my friend and/or companion then I'll jump on that oppurtunity.

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i had sex with my sister.i was 13 and she was 11.we still talk about it.I usually blackmail her with the incident if she doesnt do as i say.

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #8]
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fuck wrong thread lol

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #8]
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one time my sister scored some absinth from our cousins and i told her to give it 2 me.she didnt want 2 so i told her i would send naked pictures of her 2 our relatives if she didnt.bang!right away she handed the green bottle over.Im 32 now and i love having this shit over her head.shes pretty messed up because my dad molested us until he got locked up.dirty secret hey

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #10]
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The mods think less of you now because they can still see who's posting. :smile:

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #11]
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great they know my dirty secret

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #10]
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i like to wear ladies underwear under pants sometimes.

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #5]
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:smilingpuppy:  Where does your balls / cock go, sir?

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Re: Shroomerites Anonymous [Re: Anonymous #12]
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I have a dream. A dream that the world will be nigger free by 2050.

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