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Re: Farting during sex [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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LadyLittleZeppelin said:
One time I ate a few shitty hashbrowns @ McDonalds and they gave me the shits soooo bad.

Not for the weak of stomach :whacker:

So I was in the car, my mom was driving, and we were dropping my bro off for class. It hit me so quick. He got out of the car and I was like mom! Find a place for me to shit. I don't want to do it here. So she drives all the way to mother fuckin walmart across town. I wanted to cry. She got there and stopped the car and asked me why I wasn't getting out. I was like mom. I'm about to shit right now. She kinda laughed and walked in. The shit feeling passed and I made a run for it. I got all the way to the bathroom door and I thought I was through. I was so sure I was going to shit in front of everyone @ walmart :sad: Luckily that didn't happen. I got into the stall and as soon as I pulled my pants down it come spraying out. It hit the wall, the handle, the seat, and inside the toliet. I was so fuckin relieved after that. I tried to use a tissue to get the shit off the wall but it was plastered hard, too hard to get off. I took off running after that because the janitor came in. I didn't want to get in trouble for shitting everywhere :sad: Well that's my offical poop story.

There was this other time I couldn't shit and I had to put liquid stuff up my ass so I could go. I laid a towel on the bathroom floor and put my head on it, ass up, until I couldn't hold back anymore and I crawled to the toliet and let out 4 days worth the shit. It smelled like a dead kitty cat :sad:

I hope this doesn't get my ass temp banned :sad: This kind of stuff really does happen to me. Promise I'm no Coaster!  :tongue:


:rofldrunk:


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: kaste]
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that story is bbbuuullllll  :thumbdown:

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Re: Farting during sex [Re: PeaceMoodie]
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Has everyone in this thread except Rob Marley sharted before?  Holy fuck guys, that's ridiculous.

I never have, I am totally lost as to how that happens.

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Re: Farting during sex [Re: pwnasaurus]
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I've never sharted.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
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Me either. :shrug:


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: Eshu] * 1
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chicks farting = awesome.

i've had it all happen to me including a really messy anal incident. that was probably the only time that i was like wtf. otherwise:



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Re: Farting during sex [Re: pwnasaurus]
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pwnasaurus said:
Has everyone in this thread except Rob Marley sharted before?  Holy fuck guys, that's ridiculous.

I never have, I am totally lost as to how that happens.


I've never straight crapped my pants due to a rogue fart, but I know I've farted, and it was slightly wet and maybe left a small spot on my boxers. That's happened two times at most.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: millzy]
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millzy said:
i've had it all happen to me including a really messy anal incident. that was probably the only time that i was like wtf. =


Details, man, details. Don't leave us hanging.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: destructo_low]
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Never did, luckily!  :wowz:


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: atricoz] * 1
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I had a small wet mess slip out. Just a little tiny stiny turd.


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Crystal G said:
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Re: Farting during sex [Re: destructo_low] * 1
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destructo_low said:
pwnasaurus said:
Has everyone in this thread except Rob Marley sharted before?  Holy fuck guys, that's ridiculous.

I never have, I am totally lost as to how that happens.


I've never straight crapped my pants due to a rogue fart, but I know I've farted, and it was slightly wet and maybe left a small spot on my boxers. That's happened two times at most.


same here, ive never full on sharted, i'm not an old man with bowel problems.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: Legend]
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:rofl:

This thread is hilarious.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin] * 1
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I've only had the hersey squirts kind, luckily I was at home phew!

A co worker of mine told me the other week he was sitting at his desk reconciling invoices he let out a fart that didn't feel right haha, he proceeded to the restroom and guess what? He checked himself and had a slimly mess in his drawers lol, this man is 27 years old and still sharts!

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Re: Farting during sex [Re: RobMarley420]
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i was drunk throwing up and a poop slid halfway out my butt and slid back in. a small piece broke off and smeared into the rug on my bathroom floor. i scraped it up with my fingersand threw it in the toilet before i left.

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Re: Farting during sex [Re: Pedro D. Sanchez]
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:rofl: at the ad


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: Riboflavin]
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:awedance: Not if we're shittin our pants


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  its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.

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Re: Farting during sex [Re: destructo_low] * 1
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destructo_low said:
rogue fart


:lolsy::lolsy::lolsy:


Awesome. I imagine a rogue fart is the thing of legends. The kind of fucker you hear about on the news, stock up on essentials, and take shelter in your basement.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: destructo_low]
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destructo_low said:
millzy said:
i've had it all happen to me including a really messy anal incident. that was probably the only time that i was like wtf. =


Details, man, details. Don't leave us hanging.


man, lol, basically i met up with a girl i had been talking to online for a bit, we get back to her place and start fooling around and one thing leads to another and she wants me to come in her ass (i hadn't gone there yet). so goes well, both came buckets etc. we went into doggy when she wanted it in her ass and i didn't have a condom, but at that point had had a pretty illustrious anal career so far and wasn't sweating it. when i'm done i look down and it looked like i had taken one of those cheap chocolate cakes you get at the grocery store and basically pressed it into my whole pelvic region with an erection. she wasn't nearly as bad as i was, and i downplayed it and kinda got up to hit the bathroom really fast so she wouldn't be embarrassed. we never really talked about it for the rest of the night.

the thing that freaked me out wasn't the whole gross out factor. i can deal with farts during sex, in fact they can be kinda hot in some cases. like if you've just emptied your balls into your girls ass and she spreads her cheeks and noisily pushes it out for you - that's a party. but the thought of having actual shit in my urethra sent me into at least a level orange from an infection factor. i can safely say that she's the only person out there who's had my dick in her sink. it was okay and i'm fine and all, but still, it was pretty harrowing at the same time. i didn't and won't try to embarrass her over it. it's nobody's fault, just a harrowing sexual experience. lol. it happens.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: millzy]
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oh, and i will add that i have one group of close friends, guys and girls, where i'm in the minority for never sharting. or at least not doing it in the spectacular manner that some of my friends have (like while on the way back from lunch break for example).


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