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OfflineCrazy_Diamond
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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: chowhuahua]
    #5230160 - 01/27/06 08:24 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

yes i know...sometimes the first TRY is not good but the second one can REALLY SURPRISE YOU!...separating the first experiences is kind of difficult tough..


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"I embrace my desire to
feel the rhythm, to feel connected
enough to step aside and weep like a widow
to feel inspired, to fathom the power,
to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain,
to swing on the spiral
of our divinity and still be a human"




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InvisibleMasonsChild
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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Crazy_Diamond]
    #5230310 - 01/27/06 09:22 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Some girls love it some don't. But the ones that do, really love it.

This guy loves seeing which ones do and do not. I also seem to run into girls who are into anal or oral but not both.


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Truckin' ain't for Sally's

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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Scott Bennett]
    #5230392 - 01/27/06 09:47 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

A joke I heard recently:

Why do women fake orgasms?
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.
.
Because they think we care!




:thumbdown:

Booooo!

Shameless dumbed-down ripoff of a classic Seinfeld joke.





:crankey:


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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InvisibleIcelander
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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5230416 - 01/27/06 09:57 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

No smell! (except good ones) I and my partner love it.  Your girl can give herself an enema before hand to prevent a recurrance of the problem you experienced.

It can be amazingly good. In fact your post inspired us to use it last night. :thumbup:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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OfflineCrazy_Diamond
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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: MasonsChild]
    #5230468 - 01/27/06 10:13 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

offcourse NOT BOTH
aaaaggghhh  :eek:


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"I embrace my desire to
feel the rhythm, to feel connected
enough to step aside and weep like a widow
to feel inspired, to fathom the power,
to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain,
to swing on the spiral
of our divinity and still be a human"




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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Crazy_Diamond]
    #5230597 - 01/27/06 10:48 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Ass to mouth! Ass to mouth! oooo yea baby, taste your own ass....

:projectile:


Talk about a great way to introduce colonic bacteria back into your upper GI.    :puke:


All I know is that, for me, that's a one way street. I've already seen a few younger guys come to the hospital for raging UTI's they contracted from unprotected anal sex. They waited way too long to get treatment too because of how they contracted it... they were embarressed.  I like my urinary tract uninfected, thank you. If those bacteria migrate a bit too far north in to your kidneys, you've got yourself a serious problem.


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OfflineCrazy_Diamond
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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: mediman0078]
    #5230706 - 01/27/06 11:18 AM (18 years, 2 months ago)

i agree.....ass is NOT for that....
u can make  A LOT OF gooooooooooood things without going to the ass...and is dangerous...and for me is like THERE IS NOTHING SPECIAL IN DOING THAT :thumbdown:


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"I embrace my desire to
feel the rhythm, to feel connected
enough to step aside and weep like a widow
to feel inspired, to fathom the power,
to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain,
to swing on the spiral
of our divinity and still be a human"




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OfflineAkira
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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Crazy_Diamond]
    #5231146 - 01/27/06 01:40 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I eat my girls ass while eating her out. She is clean, she likes it, i like it. It's extremely boring in the bedroom if you only play penis to vagina games.


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"Our intention is our eternal fingerprint in the universe."

We know that God is good, and so are hamburgers and hot dogs. We know that hamburgers and hot dogs definitely do exist, so then by deduction of logic God too must also exist. Hamburgers + Hot dogs = God.... Duh

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InvisibleBoom
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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Akira]
    #5231184 - 01/27/06 01:48 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

:puke:

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Offlinemediman0078
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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Akira]
    #5231187 - 01/27/06 01:48 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

what about penis-in-the-armpit witha bit of lube games?







:rofl:
j/k!


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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Akira]
    #5231236 - 01/27/06 02:01 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

GodsEntelechy said:
I eat my girls ass while eating her out. She is clean, she likes it, i like it. It's extremely boring in the bedroom if you only play penis to vagina games.




My girl likes when I do that as well. I think it's hot, but it only happens when everything is clean like after we take a shower. :rolleyes:

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OfflineAkira
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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5231267 - 01/27/06 02:10 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

^^definately. I wouldnt even think of touching an asshole that isnt pre-washed. :smile:  Toilet paper doesnt sterelize contaminations.....


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Orissa India Bulk Grow (Tub Tek)
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"Our intention is our eternal fingerprint in the universe."

We know that God is good, and so are hamburgers and hot dogs. We know that hamburgers and hot dogs definitely do exist, so then by deduction of logic God too must also exist. Hamburgers + Hot dogs = God.... Duh

Edited by GodsEntelechy (01/27/06 02:10 PM)

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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: VoidOfsPg]
    #5231281 - 01/27/06 02:12 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Does she return the favor?  :naughty:

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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Veritas]
    #5231298 - 01/27/06 02:16 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

haha she told me not to tell anyone but she did once. That was back when I shaved everything on my body. It was pretty hot as well. But don't tell anyone. :grin:

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OfflineAkira
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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Veritas]
    #5231300 - 01/27/06 02:17 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Nah we have talked about it, but I havnt felt comfortable going there yet. Maybe one day, who knows.......


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Orissa India Bulk Grow (Tub Tek)
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"Our intention is our eternal fingerprint in the universe."

We know that God is good, and so are hamburgers and hot dogs. We know that hamburgers and hot dogs definitely do exist, so then by deduction of logic God too must also exist. Hamburgers + Hot dogs = God.... Duh

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OfflineAkira
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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Akira]
    #5231315 - 01/27/06 02:19 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

I have a friend who let his girl do it (ass licking) to him a few times. One day it went too far and they added the finger. Haha. Don't want to sound sexualy close minded but once you put something into your ass, you are definately crossing a line of no return. It's equivalent to a girls virginity with a mans ass.


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Orissa India Bulk Grow (Tub Tek)
Bulk Steamer Pasteurizer Tek

"Our intention is our eternal fingerprint in the universe."

We know that God is good, and so are hamburgers and hot dogs. We know that hamburgers and hot dogs definitely do exist, so then by deduction of logic God too must also exist. Hamburgers + Hot dogs = God.... Duh

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Offlinemediman0078
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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Veritas]
    #5231319 - 01/27/06 02:20 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

:crankey:

Assmunching...... :lol:

BUT what if she's gotta huge fart she doesn't wanna say anything about, but can't hold on to it through the ectasy of ass-tounging, and coats your mouth with fart smell? :puke:


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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Akira]
    #5231328 - 01/27/06 02:22 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

GodsEntelechy said:
Don't want to sound sexualy close minded but once you put something into your ass, you are definately crossing a line of no return. It's equivalent to a girls virginity with a mans ass.




Too late.

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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: Akira]
    #5231337 - 01/27/06 02:23 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

GodsEntelechy said:
I have a friend who let his girl do it (ass licking) to him a few times. One day it went too far and they added the finger. Haha. Don't want to sound sexualy close minded but once you put something into your ass, you are definately crossing a line of no return. It's equivalent to a girls virginity with a mans ass.




hahaha Yeah she and I saw Cabin Fever together and she liked the part where the chick stuck her finger up the dudes ass to make him cum. She wanted to try that but I definitely didn't go for it. :crazy:

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Re: my thoughts on anal sex [Re: mediman0078]
    #5231343 - 01/27/06 02:25 PM (18 years, 2 months ago)

:lol: If she's too inhibited to tell you that she's about to fart, she is probably too inhibited to let you tongue her ass, anyway.

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