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Re: Farting during sex [Re: PeaceMoodie]
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Farting during sex really isn't that big of a deal, its going to happen if you have enough sex.  Pulling your dick out of someone's ass and seeing that its covered in a layer of shit is another issue entirely.  Its kind of hard to downplay that, I really wanted to throw up afterwords.  Whatever though, human beings are pretty vial creatures.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: fapjack]
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fapjack said:
Farting during sex really isn't that big of a deal, its going to happen if you have enough sex.  Pulling your dick out of someone's ass and seeing that its covered in a layer of shit is another issue entirely.  Its kind of hard to downplay that, I really wanted to throw up afterwords.  Whatever though, human beings are pretty vial creatures.


That would be quite nasty. I've fingered ass and had shit around my nails. No biggie. I can wash my hands, but to be literally covered in shit... :eek: I always make the girl go to the bathroom and clean up before any back door play.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: destructo_low]
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Whatever though, human beings are pretty vial creatures.


The majority of what we've made for ourselves has arisen from side-stepping this truth.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: Arden]
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^:yesnod:

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Re: Farting during sex [Re: Arden]
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Arden said:



The hardest thing to ever do is explain evolution to a creationist. I fail to see how blind someone can be. It's right in front of our faces that we evolve. Not as an individual but as a species. I love hearing, "Well if we evolve, why don't I have wings yet?". I wish to have a monkey one day. It would actually be cooler than having a child.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: Arden]
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Arden said:
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Whatever though, human beings are pretty vial creatures.


The majority of what we've made for ourselves has arisen from side-stepping this truth.




+1

it's funny how evident evolution is to anyone who is able to put aside cultural dogma long enough to observe the natural world around them.

humans are unique in their ability to delude themselves beyond all reason.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: RobMarley420]
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RobMarley420 said:
I don't understand how you can "accidentally shit". :lol:


Really? You've never sharted?

I mean, letting a log slip out, I don't understand.. but the liquidy kind...  :awesurprise:

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Re: Farting during sex [Re: Brugman]
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:lol: No, I have never sharted.

If I've got the runs I can tell and I'm not gonna try and force our a fart.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: RobMarley420]
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Ahh, too bad. It makes for some great drunk story telling.

All of my friends have a shart story :lol:

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Re: Farting during sex [Re: Brugman]
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There have been times when I was tripping really hard on shrooms and I farted and I wasn't sure if I shit my pants or not. :rofl:


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: RobMarley420]
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RobMarley420 said:
:lol: No, I have never sharted.

If I've got the runs I can tell and I'm not gonna try and force our a fart.


I honestly don't believe you never sharted before.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: fapjack]
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fapjack said:
RobMarley420 said:
:lol: No, I have never sharted.

If I've got the runs I can tell and I'm not gonna try and force our a fart.


I honestly don't believe you never sharted before.




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Re: Farting during sex [Re: destructo_low]
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There is nothing like a good shart story.
:cuteshit: 
:shitstorm:


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: destructo_low]
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That's in PA. I think I need to take a road trip.

I was going down on a girl once, and she farted while she was getting near to climax. I kinda retracted for a minute, feigned revulsion, and then we both laughed. It was all good, though, as I am a prolific farter and I couldn't hold someone to a standard I myself couldn't maintain.

On a side note, the same girl would just act like nothing happened if I farted while in bed. If she was asleep when I farted, however, she'd make a sad groaning sound and roll away. I guess the truth came out while she was no longer conscious.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: destructo_low]
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destructo_low said:
fapjack said:
RobMarley420 said:
:lol: No, I have never sharted.

If I've got the runs I can tell and I'm not gonna try and force our a fart.


I honestly don't believe you never sharted before.





I swear on my life that I have never sharted.

And I find it disgusting that it seems to be such a common occurrence.

I'm guessing the only way you can "Shart" is if you have diarrhea, right???

And when I got diarrhea I am no going to be forcing my farts out. :shrug:


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: RobMarley420]
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you don't have pre-shit farts? warning you, you have to shit.
well sometimes there is no warning.

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Re: Farting during sex [Re: herschburger]
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Wow haha no way. Not only would my girlfriend find that repulsive, I'd be on the receiving end of butt-jokes for life.  :laugh2:


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: herschburger]
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herschburger said:
you don't have pre-shit farts? warning you, you have to shit.
well sometimes there is no warning.


:rotfl:

Wish I could say I've never sharted before :tinfoil:


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: Acaterpillar]
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:lol:

So shitting while you fart is really this common??? Thats fucking gross.


How many times has this happened to you guys out in public and you had to walk around with shit in your pants for the rest of the day???

:projectile:

This also reminds me of Big Blacks "man-pon" from the show "Rob & Big"


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: RobMarley420]
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One time I ate a few shitty hashbrowns @ McDonalds and they gave me the shits soooo bad.

Not for the weak of stomach :whacker:

So I was in the car, my mom was driving, and we were dropping my bro off for class. It hit me so quick. He got out of the car and I was like mom! Find a place for me to shit. I don't want to do it here. So she drives all the way to mother fuckin walmart across town. I wanted to cry. She got there and stopped the car and asked me why I wasn't getting out. I was like mom. I'm about to shit right now. She kinda laughed and walked in. The shit feeling passed and I made a run for it. I got all the way to the bathroom door and I thought I was through. I was so sure I was going to shit in front of everyone @ walmart :sad: Luckily that didn't happen. I got into the stall and as soon as I pulled my pants down it come spraying out. It hit the wall, the handle, the seat, and inside the toliet. I was so fuckin relieved after that. I tried to use a tissue to get the shit off the wall but it was plastered hard, too hard to get off. I took off running after that because the janitor came in. I didn't want to get in trouble for shitting everywhere :sad: Well that's my offical poop story.

There was this other time I couldn't shit and I had to put liquid stuff up my ass so I could go. I laid a towel on the bathroom floor and put my head on it, ass up, until I couldn't hold back anymore and I crawled to the toliet and let out 4 days worth the shit. It smelled like a dead kitty cat :sad:

I hope this doesn't get my ass temp banned :sad: This kind of stuff really does happen to me. Promise I'm no Coaster!  :tongue:


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