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The thing that sucks about having sex
    #4053470 - 04/14/05 06:30 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

..is cleaning up the mess.

Well, when you have a condom its not that much of a worry, but when you don't, you gotta get the paper towels, and carefully get your dick out so the stuff doesn't spill all over, and then the girl has to wait for all the sperm to get out (my gf's vagina makes funny noises when we're done, i call em "vagina farts"  :grin:) and then the girl has to wait like 5 minutes for everything to get out of her.

It just makes you not want to pull out!


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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: exclusive58]
    #4053567 - 04/14/05 07:57 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

The thing that sucks about having sex ....
is not having it :grin:

But anyway, in my experience, those "vagina farts" occur mostly with this position  :doggystyle: .

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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: MAIA]
    #4053568 - 04/14/05 07:58 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

QUEEF!!!!!


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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: kronnyQ]
    #4053600 - 04/14/05 08:18 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

It makes me hornier when my "stuff" gets out of my g/f and over her legs, but that's just me :grin:




On a side note, don't take what I said into account, I'm a pervert. :penis:


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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: exclusive58]
    #4053602 - 04/14/05 08:22 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Well.. if you dislike it that much.. just pull out on time and cum on a hanky. :grin:


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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
    #4053603 - 04/14/05 08:22 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Deepman said:
It makes me hornier when my "stuff" gets out of my g/f and over her legs, but that's just me :grin:





What ever gets you goin man!  :grin:

You must have many white stains on your bed then!


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QUEEF!!!




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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: exclusive58]
    #4053605 - 04/14/05 08:23 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

All yall are lookin to have a buncha kids


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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: Fliquid]
    #4053607 - 04/14/05 08:25 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Nah man, impossible. Its too darn good to pull out early. When i'm making love, i like to go all the way... i don't think i'd be able to do otherwise  :grin:


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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: exclusive58]
    #4053608 - 04/14/05 08:27 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Doesn't she have hands and a mouth? Another way to keep things clean..  :smirk:


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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: exclusive58]
    #4053611 - 04/14/05 08:28 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

White strains? No way!!! It's going over her, not over the bed man!!
Ok, I'll stop now with the details.

I told you not to try to make sense out of me, didn't I told you not to? :grin:

Shit fliquid, now I'm gonna have to do a dictionary search for "hanky" :grin:


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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
    #4053617 - 04/14/05 08:30 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Sacred fecality!! Look what I found when looking for that:
http://www.sexuality.org/l/bdsm/hanky.html

Now I know what to dress when I get out :grin:


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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: Fliquid]
    #4053622 - 04/14/05 08:33 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

lol, that would be a solution, buuuutttt..no. I don't know about you, but kissing a girl with a mouth full of...no. And being caressed with hands full of...no that doesn't turn me on either :wink:


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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: exclusive58]
    #4053631 - 04/14/05 08:39 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Man, it's supossed to be swallowed by then. Right? :tongue:
I must admit that would be my prefered solution. :pirate: :mrt: :flowerchild:


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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: exclusive58]
    #4053637 - 04/14/05 08:46 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Okay then.. What about a BJ without SW just drop it on a hanky? :shrug:


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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
    #4053639 - 04/14/05 08:49 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Hanky:


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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
    #4053660 - 04/14/05 09:12 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Cum on her tits. Clean with a hanky. Problem solved :grin: (a quite erotic problem indeed!)

BTW, you guys noticed except for Kronniq we all are thinking of going to the holland gathering?


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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: Colonel Kurtz Ph.D]
    #4053661 - 04/14/05 09:12 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Deepman said:
Man, it's supossed to be swallowed by then. Right? :tongue:
I must admit that would be my prefered solution. :pirate: :mrt: :flowerchild:




you and i, sir, share the same views.... vive la pervertion!!!! :penis:


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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: In(di)go]
    #4053675 - 04/14/05 09:23 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

:penis::penis::penis:
:penis:    :heart:  :penis:
:penis::penis::penis:

Indeed my friend, indeed!


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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: exclusive58]
    #4053714 - 04/14/05 09:40 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

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exclusive58 said:

It just makes you not want to pull out!





Are...you...serious?

You should feel that way anyway. Condoms may be a downer, but pulling out is sheer stupidity.


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Re: The thing that sucks about having sex [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #4053719 - 04/14/05 09:45 AM (13 years, 1 month ago)

is anyone in this thread over 16 years old???

WTF?


its a fluid, its semen and vaginal juices

if you gf did her kegals she could hold your shit in and 'dispose' of it in the shower/toilet

shes just lazy


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