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Re: Farting during sex [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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Yeah, I've farted during sex before, it's always hillarious.

But my girlfriend gets pissed and pushes me off her.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: destructo_low]
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destructo_low said:
Have you ever dutch oven'd your girlfriend or fuck buddy?


Ahhh... Nothing says love like a good ole Dutch Oven! :lol:

I've givin my girl a few Dutch Ovens, that's even funnier than farting during sex!

:awebig:


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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LadyLittleZeppelin said:
I farted in my boyfriends bed and accidently shit.


:lol: :rofl: :lol:

This is the best part of the whole thread!!!

And its that much more awesome because you're a girl.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: RobMarley420]
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RobMarley420 said:
LadyLittleZeppelin said:
I farted in my boyfriends bed and accidently shit.


:lol: :rofl: :lol:

This is the :wutermelon: part of the whole thread!!!

And its that much more :awedisgust: because you're a girl.



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Re: Farting during sex [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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LadyLittleZeppelin said:
I farted in my boyfriends bed and accidently shit. He said it was okay and hugged me. Put the sheets in the washer and didn't get upset. I put him through a lot ass wise :awesome:


You are a brave woman... I'll give you that. :facepalm::lol:

I reckon I would die of embarrassment if that ever happened to me, but I tend to know if there's a shit or a fart coming out. :awedisgust:


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: Tetriana]
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Tetriana said:
but I tend to know if there's a shit or a fart coming out. :awedisgust:


Same here.

I don't understand how you can "accidentally shit". :lol:


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: RobMarley420]
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RobMarley420 said:
Tetriana said:
but I tend to know if there's a shit or a fart coming out. :awedisgust:


Same here.

I don't understand how you can "accidentally shit". :lol:


:ilold:
Lmao @ the ladies....
Of course it is easy to accidentaly let a lil fart nugget slide out...
Push to hard n OOOOPS a turtle in bed...
But yea, I've ripped one during sex...
Worst was one time in college I farted in a girls face while she was blowing me, she kept on like a teooper, AND SWALLOWED.
This thread is :lolsy:

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Re: Farting during sex [Re: PeaceMoodie]
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I usually fart during sex but most of the girls Ive fucked also farted during sex.

The hot model looking ones did at least, the bigger less attractive ones I think held it in because they were self conscious or something.

I remember I lost my virginity to this girl who was like a perfect 10, looked like she could be in a magazine and we both farted about 3-4 times.

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Re: Farting during sex [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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Farting during 69 would be the worst!

:projectile:


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: RobMarley420] * 3
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but if someone farts in your face during 69, you can always fight back and rip a fart in their face too


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: StaleShrooms] * 1
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RobMarley420 said:
Farting during 69 would be the worst!

:projectile:


StaleShrooms said:
but if someone farts in your face during 69, you can always fight back and rip a fart in their face too


:laugh2:


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: Eshu]
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my girl always acts a little embarrassed but I just think its mildly funny

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Re: Farting during sex [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
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boredcertified said:
Of course it is easy to accidentaly let a lil fart nugget slide out...
Push to hard n OOOOPS a turtle in bed...


Dude.. if you're pushing that hard to get a fart out common sense will tell you that you probably need a shit. :lol:


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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I farted in my boyfriends bed and accidently shit. He said it was okay and hugged me. Put the sheets in the washer and didn't get upset. I put him through a lot ass wise :awesome:


dude thats gross

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Re: Farting during sex [Re: PeaceMoodie]
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Best fart scene is in

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Re: Farting during sex [Re: Tetriana]
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Tetriana said:
boredcertified said:
Of course it is easy to accidentaly let a lil fart nugget slide out...
Push to hard n OOOOPS a turtle in bed...


Dude.. if you're pushing that hard to get a fart out common sense will tell you that you probably need a shit. :lol:


:smilingpuppy:

Depends on the elasticity of said bung perhaps :P

Lmao

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Re: Farting during sex [Re: Maharishi_2_U]
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A dude today asked if i hated it whenever i farted, since i hurt so bad.
I was like :wtf: thats not normal to be in pain whenever you fart


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: Legend]
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I try not to fart during sex... But I find once I lay down and snuggle with the old lady in bed my body relaxes then things happen.

It was really odd going down on my wife when all of the sudden.. pffffffff. Short pause, some eye contact, no smell, back to business, oh yeah.

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Re: Farting during sex [Re: Legend]
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legit27 said:
A dude today asked if i hated it whenever i farted, since i hurt so bad.
I was like :wtf: thats not normal to be in pain whenever you fart


:rofl:

Dude must have some serious hemorrhoids.


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Re: Farting during sex [Re: RobMarley420]
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I've seen too much on efukt to be amused by farts and "accidental" poopie.

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