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Its such a huge relief to know I’m not alone with this. I’ve just had the worst night of my life, it started with me passing out in bed with my girlfriend having drank way to much during the evening, the next thing I remember I’m outside my flat somewhere in a corridor having a piss. At the time it seemed the most normal thing to be doing, then I woke up, confused and disorientated. I’m stark bollock naked somewhere in a maze or corridors desperately trying to find the front door to my flat. By this time I’ve sobered up and I’m panicking, I’m in my worst nightmare naked running up and down corridors on different floors trying to find home. After what felt like a lifetime I find the front door, I burst in to my flat to find my girlfriend half dressed and crying. She’s been awake trying to find me panicking having no idea I’m outside running around the flats like a fucking idiot naked and terrified.

I’m safe now, in my living room wondering what the fuck just happened. Its so reassuring knowing im not alone. I’m never drinking again !!

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MisterMuscaria said:

Once I peed on the closet door and tried to flush the handle.

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THe hardest I have ever laughed was watching someone sleep-pee in their closet.  I was trying to grab them and stop them but I was laughing so hard  I couldn't move. She was looking at me the whole time like she was very annoyed at my presence, which only made it funnier.

Here's another one. This one's kind of scary.

 
husband sleep acts and im pregnant
Submitted by Serendip Visitor on Fri, 07/02/2010 - 7:24am.

Im starting to egt worried about my husband and im wondering fi there is any medical help we could have? Im 25 weeks pregnant and my husband sleep talks and walks, in the past he has dragged me out of the bed thinking there is a bomb and other weird things, last night he was holding me down by my bump and trying to give me and injection - in his dream no objects involed. He doesnt know he does it obviously and it upsets both of us. im worried about what he may do whilst im heavily pregnant and he doesnt know how to stop it. Does anyone know what we can do?????

Yikes!!

MisterMuscaria said:

Ive sleep peed two other times in places that werent the toilet...I often got into trouble when I was at a house other than my own and walked to where I thought the bathroom would be in my house.

Once I did it in a trash can in front of my friend's mom and little sister.

Another time I did it on a neon beer sign plugged into a wall in a friend's room and when he tried to stop me I mumbled "hold on Im almost done".

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