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InvisibleMOTH
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No husband...what now?
    #5974294 - 08/17/06 08:57 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I don't have a husband tonight.  Or the next night.  Well, I do, he's just not in town right now.  :frown:  He went to visit his grandparents before our trip to Boston on Sunday. 

He'll be back Saturday.  I have to work all weekend (pratically) so I couldn't go. 

I don't really know what to do with myself with him not here.  It's rare that we're seperated outside of regular work/school.  So I've been drinking beer and lazing around.  Tomorrow night, I'm going to be more spritely.  Maybe I'll go check out a club or a bar somewhere. 

:shrug: I'm not used to living alone.


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974315 - 08/17/06 09:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

If you're bored, do any of the following...

A. Read a book.
B. Do drugs.
C. Write a poem.
D. Masturbate.
E. Do some more drugs.
F. Ronald Regan


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974334 - 08/17/06 09:05 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Well...

A, B, D, and E have all been taken care of.

I'm too anxious to write anything at present. Maybe after a few more beers.

Where's my Ronald Reagan when I need one...


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974346 - 08/17/06 09:08 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Hmmmmmmnnnnnnmmmnmnmnnnmnmnnmmnnnnnnmnnmmmmmmm... compile a list of useless (or useful, its all your preference) and make your amazing pointing dog get them as fast as he or she can. Time yourself. ^_^


Edited by plurby (08/17/06 09:09 PM)


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974351 - 08/17/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

You'll be alright Elle. :laugh:

"Heaven ain't something someone else can give - it's all inside of me" - Eyedea :sun:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974371 - 08/17/06 09:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Hubby's away and Ellemy needs to play. 

*Randal whips up some more shirtless pics for Ellemy*

:lol:  Just kidding.

Maybe you should watch a movie or something?


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974389 - 08/17/06 09:18 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

crack out on the shroomery.
never leave.
eat,drink,smoke,post.


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974481 - 08/17/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I understand you Ellemysh

My girlfriend is out of town as well and she comes back saturday, too.

*Hug* We'll hang in there ! :smile:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Snape]
    #5974506 - 08/17/06 09:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Thanks guys. 

I'm watching Pinky and the Brain again, getting stoned/drunk and playing with the dogs.

I wonder what HE'S doing right now.  :confused:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974579 - 08/17/06 10:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

I wonder who HE'S doing right now.




...thats better

:evil:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: bobjones]
    #5974606 - 08/17/06 10:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Haha...I just talked to him.  He had dinner with his family + a girl he used to know named Christina.  She's sort of a "family friend." 

I'm not jealous though.  I just miss him.  :heart:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974624 - 08/17/06 10:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
I'm not jealous though.




That is good. Jealousy alone can often destroy a couple.


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Snape]
    #5974631 - 08/17/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

We have a pretty open relationship.  I like to be there though.  :tongue2:  And have my own fun.  :smirk:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: joe666]
    #5974641 - 08/17/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

joe666 said:
crack out on the shroomery.
never leave.
eat,drink,smoke,post.




:lol:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974688 - 08/17/06 11:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I'm on my way to umm...keep you company.
:naughty:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5974694 - 08/17/06 11:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I wish, sweetie!  Here I am drinking alone...pretty freaking drunk actually...it would be nice to have some company.  :heart:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974739 - 08/17/06 11:37 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I think it should be noted I have an incredibly large penis


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974749 - 08/17/06 11:40 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Details, please.  (as in measurements.)  :wink:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974758 - 08/17/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

As soon as I find my tape measure, I'm back


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974760 - 08/17/06 11:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Well, you are above average, right?


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974768 - 08/17/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

If I wasn't, I wouldn't even have bothered posting


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974775 - 08/17/06 11:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

WILL YOU POST NUDZ???    :shocked: :smile:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974781 - 08/17/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I'm a horrid creature

In a twist of bitter irony, I only have my insane penis


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974785 - 08/17/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

WHat if your hubbie moniters your posts. He might get jealous, huh? Maybe not. With me, I know danksis would be kidding, but you may be in a different situation.

When I first saw your thread title, I thought you two had split. I was like :shocked:. I'm glad to see otherwise.


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974787 - 08/17/06 11:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Wait...are you telling me you're an alien from outer space shaped like a huge human penis??! 

Why didn't you say so in the first place. 

I LOVE aliens.  :heart:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974797 - 08/17/06 11:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

No, just a rather ugly human

Oh I can't take it anymore

This is your husband and I'm sorely disappointed in you


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974805 - 08/17/06 11:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Come on.  :mad:  You KNEW I had a thinge for extraterrestial's, baby.

Have a heart.  :sad: :heart:

I like antenna's and where you can shove them.


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974813 - 08/17/06 11:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Ahh Cha... What!!!  :blush:

heh heh
No Hubby...now what you ask? well..... :confused:

No hubby... :shocked:

you have the shroomery.. :grin:

the extened family.. :cool:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974816 - 08/18/06 12:00 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

But antennas are so FRAGILE

Don't you want a rock hard phallus?


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974825 - 08/18/06 12:02 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Dude...I'm all over alternative physiology.  If you have an antenna attached to your head, I'll bang it.  I don't care.  It might feel good to have a wet pussy sliding around your 'tenna, you never now. 

Can you just pretend you have an antenna right now, man?  For my sake?

Phallus...that's old evolution.  I'm more progressive then that.  :tongue2:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974831 - 08/18/06 12:06 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Fine

I have an antenna

It's long, thing, and can phone home


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974838 - 08/18/06 12:08 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Teehee...  :grin:  Does it have a big ball on the top of it?  The better to "contact home," I mean. 

But it's the 'long and thin' part I like the best. 


Fuck, I just realized how much I'd like cock right now.  :frown:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974842 - 08/18/06 12:10 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Whisky.  And DVDs.  Like seasons of HBO shows, etc.  Or pot.  And DVDs.  Like seasons of HBO shows, etc.  Then get your vibrator.

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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: blissedout]
    #5974883 - 08/18/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

blissedout said:
WHat if your hubbie moniters your posts. He might get jealous, huh? Maybe not. With me, I know danksis would be kidding, but you may be in a different situation.

When I first saw your thread title, I thought you two had split. I was like :shocked:. I'm glad to see otherwise.




Oh, I just saw this post.  No way, man.  Every passing day with Kevin grows more magical.  Without him, I feel rather lost.  :tongue:

He knows I'm a verbal player.  :smirk:  I get frisky from time to time. 

But nobody could replace him.  :heart:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974902 - 08/18/06 12:37 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I got my last girl this big old vibrating rubber penis for her to use on herself and her girlfriend while i'm gone.  i guess i overdid it with that gift, cause she no longer had a desire for the real thing. :frown:  Nonetheless, it would have made a nice present if i hadn't bought the best and most expensive one in the shop.  just remember, it's an accessory not a replacement.


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: pantsboy]
    #5974907 - 08/18/06 12:40 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Dude...>I wish I had a girlfriend to mess with.  My closest girlie lives more then a hundred miles away.  Before i'm 30...I SWEAR TO GOD, I will bang a chick.  I'm just too aroused by breasts not to, you know? 

I do love cock.  I like the way it pounds inside of me.  :tongue2:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974913 - 08/18/06 12:43 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:blush:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: blissedout]
    #5974919 - 08/18/06 12:45 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Why, don't you love the pussY???
!

It's amazing...I know woman's sexual peak isn't til 30 and what not...but it gets more spectacular every single time.  And IK'm only 23!!!  Shit if it gets better and better...then I'm happy.  :smile: 

Dues....I'm rather drunked.


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974923 - 08/18/06 12:46 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

*/me sweats cannonballs*  :cool:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5974925 - 08/18/06 12:48 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Toilet old friend...I don't know much about you, but I love you all the same.  :heart:  :grin:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974927 - 08/18/06 12:49 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

But after 30 it's bound to get worse and worse right?

And the average woman's lifespan is like 75 or something (assuming we don't die in the next two decades)

That's about 45 years of spiraling mediocrity honey


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974930 - 08/18/06 12:51 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Who cares?  After that, I can't get pregnant and there's no need for birth control!!  :smile: 

Plus there's always the new women's hormonal drugs to consider.  :tongue2:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974942 - 08/18/06 12:56 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Are you implying you want to get pregnant?!

I've heard women say they want babies...

But I've NEVER heard a woman say "I want to get pregnant!"


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974950 - 08/18/06 12:59 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Hyper_Panda_GO said:
Are you implying you want to get pregnant?!

I've heard women say they want babies...

But I've NEVER heard a woman say "I want to get pregnant!"




FUCK NO. I'm never getting pregnant. I have my dogs and they're enough...if I need more...I ''ll adopt. I will NEVER bear children of my own loins.

Mostly because people expect it of a woman.

But you see...I never entirely consider myself one of those.


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974953 - 08/18/06 01:01 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I was wondering why anyone would subject themselves to nine months of anticipated hell (not that I'll ever know)

I just realized almost all the woman I've met say they want kids, not that they want to get pregnant...

Not really interesting, but let's pretend it is


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974962 - 08/18/06 01:07 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Well...I mean... for one, your stomach NEVER goes back naturally.  (I've asked enough pregnant mothers to know)

Another thing is...I've had the opporunity to see all my friends get pregnant...they are never reallllllyt happy...they alwys seem sad.

The last thing...I'm emotionally unstable.  I dont' trust myslf to take care of a human life. 

No kids for me.  I'll enjoy my husband, our pets, and if we feel the need to be parental, we'll adopt.  :grin:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974989 - 08/18/06 01:19 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Ironically, that's probably a more responsible response than most soccer moms could muster

It'd be a sin for me to bring kids into this world


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974998 - 08/18/06 01:25 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, and I mean...what I mostly think about is..."you are condeming peole to death when you birth them"

Not only with the usual mortality thing, but our planet is as overpopulated as it is and you know, resources are running short. Adoption is best during this period.


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5975002 - 08/18/06 01:28 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

exactly!

there are already so many children in this world without someone to love them, someone they can consider family. adoption is better, imo. you can love and adopted child just as much as one you gave birth to yourself. that's how i see it anyway.

i'm not having children though. like you, Elle, if i want one, i'll adopt. then i can pick what it looks like and stuff.


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5975003 - 08/18/06 01:29 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I can't honestly say I'd be okay with adoption

I'd love and care for the kid, but in the back of my mind, it would always be like "I did not fuck his mother"


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5975009 - 08/18/06 01:33 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Hyper_Panda_GO said:
I can't honestly say I'd be okay with adoption

I'd love and care for the kid, but in the back of my mind, it would always be like "I did not fuck his mother"





Wow really?  My first priority would be "what can I teach this child that would be a benefit to humanity. 

The only person I'm worried about in my fmaily bitching about an adoptied kid is my father in law.  And then I'm likely to say "fuck uoff and deal with it.'  :tongue2:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5975011 - 08/18/06 01:34 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I'll leave the continuing the family bloodline issure for my siblings to deal with


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5975023 - 08/18/06 01:38 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

yeah, same here.  part of me feels responsible for my hubby's bloodlline (he's hte only son in his family) but I own't let myself have a baby.  :tongue:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5975033 - 08/18/06 01:44 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Have a threesome with one of your friends (female of course)


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Snape]
    #5975035 - 08/18/06 01:44 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

how strange. my girlfriend is also out of town until sunday...that's why im just surfing around on shroomery..


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    #5975036 - 08/18/06 01:45 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Shit...my night is up..I'm so drunk I cfn barelhy type...goodnight fellas...thanks for keepking me company!!! 
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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5975039 - 08/18/06 01:46 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Night night

Man I really am a post whore...


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5975040 - 08/18/06 01:46 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:hug:

night sexy.


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