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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974927 - 08/18/06 12:49 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

But after 30 it's bound to get worse and worse right?

And the average woman's lifespan is like 75 or something (assuming we don't die in the next two decades)

That's about 45 years of spiraling mediocrity honey


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974930 - 08/18/06 12:51 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Who cares?  After that, I can't get pregnant and there's no need for birth control!!  :smile: 

Plus there's always the new women's hormonal drugs to consider.  :tongue2:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974942 - 08/18/06 12:56 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Are you implying you want to get pregnant?!

I've heard women say they want babies...

But I've NEVER heard a woman say "I want to get pregnant!"


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974950 - 08/18/06 12:59 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Hyper_Panda_GO said:
Are you implying you want to get pregnant?!

I've heard women say they want babies...

But I've NEVER heard a woman say "I want to get pregnant!"




FUCK NO. I'm never getting pregnant. I have my dogs and they're enough...if I need more...I ''ll adopt. I will NEVER bear children of my own loins.

Mostly because people expect it of a woman.

But you see...I never entirely consider myself one of those.


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974953 - 08/18/06 01:01 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I was wondering why anyone would subject themselves to nine months of anticipated hell (not that I'll ever know)

I just realized almost all the woman I've met say they want kids, not that they want to get pregnant...

Not really interesting, but let's pretend it is


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974962 - 08/18/06 01:07 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Well...I mean... for one, your stomach NEVER goes back naturally.  (I've asked enough pregnant mothers to know)

Another thing is...I've had the opporunity to see all my friends get pregnant...they are never reallllllyt happy...they alwys seem sad.

The last thing...I'm emotionally unstable.  I dont' trust myslf to take care of a human life. 

No kids for me.  I'll enjoy my husband, our pets, and if we feel the need to be parental, we'll adopt.  :grin:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974989 - 08/18/06 01:19 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Ironically, that's probably a more responsible response than most soccer moms could muster

It'd be a sin for me to bring kids into this world


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974998 - 08/18/06 01:25 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, and I mean...what I mostly think about is..."you are condeming peole to death when you birth them"

Not only with the usual mortality thing, but our planet is as overpopulated as it is and you know, resources are running short. Adoption is best during this period.


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5975002 - 08/18/06 01:28 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

exactly!

there are already so many children in this world without someone to love them, someone they can consider family. adoption is better, imo. you can love and adopted child just as much as one you gave birth to yourself. that's how i see it anyway.

i'm not having children though. like you, Elle, if i want one, i'll adopt. then i can pick what it looks like and stuff.


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5975003 - 08/18/06 01:29 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I can't honestly say I'd be okay with adoption

I'd love and care for the kid, but in the back of my mind, it would always be like "I did not fuck his mother"


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5975009 - 08/18/06 01:33 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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I can't honestly say I'd be okay with adoption

I'd love and care for the kid, but in the back of my mind, it would always be like "I did not fuck his mother"





Wow really?  My first priority would be "what can I teach this child that would be a benefit to humanity. 

The only person I'm worried about in my fmaily bitching about an adoptied kid is my father in law.  And then I'm likely to say "fuck uoff and deal with it.'  :tongue2:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5975011 - 08/18/06 01:34 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I'll leave the continuing the family bloodline issure for my siblings to deal with


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5975023 - 08/18/06 01:38 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

yeah, same here.  part of me feels responsible for my hubby's bloodlline (he's hte only son in his family) but I own't let myself have a baby.  :tongue:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5975033 - 08/18/06 01:44 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Have a threesome with one of your friends (female of course)


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Snape]
    #5975035 - 08/18/06 01:44 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

how strange. my girlfriend is also out of town until sunday...that's why im just surfing around on shroomery..


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5975036 - 08/18/06 01:45 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Shit...my night is up..I'm so drunk I cfn barelhy type...goodnight fellas...thanks for keepking me company!!! 
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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5975039 - 08/18/06 01:46 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Night night

Man I really am a post whore...


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5975040 - 08/18/06 01:46 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:hug:

night sexy.


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