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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7631514 - 11/13/07 04:55 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I haven't had any shitty girlfriends.  :frown:


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InvisibleGGreatOne234
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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7631532 - 11/13/07 04:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Sorry guys, there is not enough bandwidth on this website for me to tell you a real story about having a lousy g/f one time.:)

The rest of the girls I've been with were great tho.


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Invisibledr_gonz

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    #7631596 - 11/13/07 05:08 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7631654 - 11/13/07 05:19 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I think I just want a girlfriend.  :heartpump:


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Invisibledr_gonz

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    #7631674 - 11/13/07 05:22 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7631688 - 11/13/07 05:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

....must....not....derail...thread!  :grin:


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: kriminalelement]
    #7631699 - 11/13/07 05:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

kriminalelement said:
Quote:


Men tend to put up with crazy, slutty chicks for the hotness and sex factors.

The result is that women still get laid even if they are crazy/clingy/disturbed, and they see no real reason to change their behavior.





very wise observation

bukowski once said : the thing about women is....the crazier they are ...the better they lay.
he said it in the documentary "bukowski at bellevue"


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: greys]
    #7631725 - 11/13/07 05:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

my last girlfriend was a real crazy.

we got into a lot of fights in which she would physically attack me while driving :eek:

she bugged out a lot on drugs which always made me nervous while high and ruin it.

and threatened to commit suicide when i broke up with her.


i got so angry i smashed hand on my steering wheel six times..
then later smashed the same hand into a wall..
now something inside of it is broken and healed wrong.




not a fun experience, but damn it feels good to be done with it.

i don't think i was made for relationships. they never seem to work.
i would really love to find one of those amazing girls that only my friend seem to find. :confused:


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Edited by igwna (11/13/07 05:32 PM)


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: Mycodood]
    #7631772 - 11/13/07 05:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

bitch called 911 on me several times.

My ex wife did too and took my weed and said I was a junkie when she was addicted to pills.


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: altershroom]
    #7631859 - 11/13/07 05:55 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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altershroom said:
bitch called 911 on me several times.





I had an ex that phoned in a tip to police that I was growing shrooms, even though she herself was a massive druggie.

Luckily, it wasn't enough to get a warrant, so the police came to my house saying they had received a 'domestic violence call', which was really just a BS excuse for them to look around my apartment.

My grow was in a locked closet, so they didn't find it. When they left, I tore down my grow op, so my house was totally clean if and when the cops came back later and did a more thorough search.

but yeah, don't trust hos with grow info. hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.


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- Tom Morello


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7631917 - 11/13/07 06:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i just want to say none of them are worth the effort right now. live free or die shroomin.


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InvisibleEllisDSox
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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7632572 - 11/13/07 08:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

This didn't happen to me personally, but I'll tell it anyway.

A guy tells his girlfriend his mum has cancer (she does). The girl meets his mother, who looks healthy. She breaks up with her boyfriend for lying, and his mum dies of cancer about a week later.


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: EllisDSox]
    #7632597 - 11/13/07 08:47 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

There's no way you can be a female. That post was coherent. :smirk:

Especially the part I bolded.




i'm a female.

how do i know?

i uh, just looked.


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While there is a criminal element, I am of it
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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: kriminalelement]
    #7633022 - 11/13/07 10:16 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Girl cheated on me, got preggers, aborted it, and told me all about it and wanted me to feel all sorry for her.  About a year later she told a mutual friend she got the herps form that guy, but hasn't told her current BF....I took the liberty.:smirk:


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7633050 - 11/13/07 10:21 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

She's pregnant, about two months along I guess. She thinks it's my kid. She thinks it's my kid. SHE THINKS IT'S MY KID.
BAH HA HA HA! That shit is funny.


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: kriminalelement]
    #7633072 - 11/13/07 10:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I dated a chick that claimed she had leukemia, and that if I broke up with her she would lose her will to live. On top of that she claimed the doctors gave her until she was 20. Shes like 21 now and I ran into her and she looks as healthy as ever, I even brought it up to her, and she acted like she didn't know what I was talking about.

I felt like complete shit when I broke it off with her, but not enough to stay with her. I figured if she was gonna die, she'd probably die either way. But I was pissed when I found out it was bullshit a few years later.

She was a sexy little thing tho.


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Edited by 2FiNiTe (11/13/07 10:26 PM)


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: 2FiNiTe]
    #7633134 - 11/13/07 10:37 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

My ex and I have a long story but the latest episode happened yesterday when I found out shes been at a crack house for the last month. Also she is one of those crazy ones if you couldnt tell.


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