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OfflineCrystal G
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Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) * 1
    #7454624 - 09/26/07 06:59 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)


okay so that girl is basically who he is dating at the moment....


[21:46:22] Kas says: so would you say she is average or what?
[21:46:30] blurgh says: no
[21:46:32] blurgh says: lol
[21:46:38] Kas says: lol
[21:46:48] Kas says: this guy is claiming that he better looking than me and shit
[21:47:03] blurgh says: you're like the uber hotness compared to her :/



[21:47:39] blurgh says: id give her
[21:47:40] blurgh says: like
[21:47:41] blurgh says: 2
[21:47:44] blurgh says: out of 10
[21:47:49] blurgh says: maybe 2.5 if lucky.
[21:48:00] Kas says: LOL]
[21:48:24] blurgh says: so
[21:48:27] blurgh says: whats he trying to
[21:48:28] blurgh says: say
[21:48:33] blurgh says: to you
[21:48:46] Kas says: that shes better than i was ever in every way shape or form
[21:48:56] Kas says: which i think is a hock of shit
[21:49:01] blurgh says: maybe hes just being a cunt. or hes eyes are fucked and he has no taste buds


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7454637 - 09/26/07 07:03 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

.................good story.

on a side note - some guys dig azns - like me for example. while IRL she would be a 2/3 - i'd give her a 4/5 because i <3 asians


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7454650 - 09/26/07 07:09 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

She's hot - get over it, lol!


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: memes]
    #7454655 - 09/26/07 07:10 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Not really that great of a story... but :drooling:

I'd give her an 4/5... on the asian scale. but a 8/9 on the female scale.  Asian women are in a league of their own... so fine, so gorgeous.  Just too bad the ones where I live strictly stick to their race and don't even seem to want to look at a white boy.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Ego Death]
    #7454663 - 09/26/07 07:14 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm just curious as to what the shroomery thinks of her as the "protype" of asian beauty.

which would of course, be denied in actual southeast asian countries. no wonder shes in area where the asian population is low :lol: otherwise, she would be considered mediocre at best

edit: OKAY, everybody who does NOT have an asian fetish please post your opinions, that is the only way to get fair judgment. I mean damn, you wouldn't believe some of the ugly ass asians that has been sought after simply because of ther national origin. So please, let us make this unbased as possibe.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7454665 - 09/26/07 07:14 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

She's hotter than you.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Thin White Duke]
    #7454667 - 09/26/07 07:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Phumfeinz said:
She's hotter than you.




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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7454669 - 09/26/07 07:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

she's cute, i've seen hotter though, way hotter. i'd say she's average.


but i love asians, so she's pretty hot as far as i'm concerned.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7454691 - 09/26/07 07:23 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

wheres your pic?

how are we supposed to make a subjective judgement with only 50% of the necessary material?


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: memes]
    #7454708 - 09/26/07 07:27 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)



Edited by Crystal G (09/26/07 08:43 AM)


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7454724 - 09/26/07 07:31 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

hot!

the 2nd pic is a bad pic IMO, but overall i find you extremely attractive (i'm one of the aznlv3rs)


so to answer your question - you win!

edit: last pic is the best one i think.

anyways - this is my dream woman (someone posted this pic on here a while ago).



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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: indica]
    #7454828 - 09/26/07 08:10 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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xk3m_indica said:
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Phumfeinz said:
She's hotter than you. and not as fuckin crazy







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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: memes]
    #7454836 - 09/26/07 08:13 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I think she's pretty cute


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7454862 - 09/26/07 08:25 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Acidic_Sloth said:
she's cute, i've seen hotter though, way hotter. i'd say she's average.


but i love asians, so she's pretty hot as far as i'm concerned.




agreed.

and i do think you're more attractive crystal... but you are damn crazy.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7454875 - 09/26/07 08:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

speaking of hotties ... hey you. :wink:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7454891 - 09/26/07 08:33 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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speaking of hotties ... hey you. :wink:


LOL
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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7454896 - 09/26/07 08:33 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
she's cute, i've seen hotter though, way hotter. i'd say she's average.


but i love asians, so she's pretty hot as far as i'm concerned.




agreed.

and i do think you're more attractive crystal... but you are damn crazy.




awww sucks, im totally nice and giving in person....
anything that i do is at my own discretion and in the privacy of my own home


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: skydog]
    #7454898 - 09/26/07 08:34 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Nice


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: forbiddendonut]
    #7454902 - 09/26/07 08:35 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

him posting his huge cock yesterday, not to mention the nice body that goes with it.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: forbiddendonut]
    #7454903 - 09/26/07 08:35 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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I think she's pretty cute, but I know how you're feeling right now Crystal G. My ex boyfriend's current girlfriend looks like a fat man. But I'm only saying that because I'm a little bitter.




well heres the thing. my first instinct upon looking at her pic was actually a feeling of repulsion, disgust, etc... and it had nothing to do with the fact that i still harbor feelings for him (because i sure as hell dont, ive moved on and have a new b/f now whose better looking than him)... i even played polite, said she was cute even though in reality i thought she was average... then of course he got ego about it, said she is much better looking than me, and thats where i draw the line. im quite frankly im over him, i was just wondering what the general consensus is on her since he seems to be so proud of something that i find rather benign. :confused:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7454905 - 09/26/07 08:37 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You're better looking to me, but I think you'd be even better looking if you had some pics that were taken of you having fun. Those pics are all kinda just you looking into the camera trying to force a good picture out of it.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7454917 - 09/26/07 08:41 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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him posting his huge cock yesterday, not to mention the nice body that goes with it.




Well damn, TRB


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: forbiddendonut]
    #7454922 - 09/26/07 08:42 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

everyone was doing it, i just wanted to fit in.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7454924 - 09/26/07 08:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: skydog]
    #7454949 - 09/26/07 08:52 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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You're better looking to me, but I think you'd be even better looking if you had some pics that were taken of you having fun. Those pics are all kinda just you looking into the camera trying to force a good picture out of it.




so my pics are different, as opposed to hers.......? how?

i do have plenty of regular pics (check my okinawa thread), im merely portraying the ones that would be her equivalent. self-shot portraits


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7454951 - 09/26/07 08:53 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

maybe this is all that karma for all those nasty pranks you've pulled on people?


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: indica]
    #7454979 - 09/26/07 09:00 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

no, he was the one who started 50% of the pranks on me (stalking me in even at one point seriously) =p
suffice to say, he is the one who has influenced my personality to become what it has today.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7454989 - 09/26/07 09:04 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

don't fret over it so much. the way i see it is, she's cute, you're hot. you know you're hot, so why worry?


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7455002 - 09/26/07 09:09 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
don't fret over it so much. the way i see it is, she's cute, you're hot. you know you're hot, so why worry?




well, i dont have insecurities IRL, i am quite confident in fact, but when this guy is constantly throwing in my face how much better off he has it than me (IE his new girl who i find average at BEST) i really do have to question the facts of life here LOL


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7455016 - 09/26/07 09:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

If you didnt have insecurities it still wouldnt be bothering you so much, we all have insecurities, let him think his shit and dont let it bother you.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: indica]
    #7455116 - 09/26/07 10:09 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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xk3m_indica said:
Quote:

Phumfeinz said:
She's hotter than you.







Quote:

xk3m_indica said:
maybe this is all that karma for all those nasty pranks you've pulled on people?




my my youre just riding me like a pony today arentcha indica :cool:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7455147 - 09/26/07 10:19 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You have issues and she is better looking, I'm sure if she tried to look 'hot' all the guys here would be all over her. Sorry to burst the bubble. Don't try so hard, it's very unattractive.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: vladk]
    #7455157 - 09/26/07 10:24 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

My Advice:

Go out and fuck something.

I'm sure it'll make you feel better via experience. Then take a photo/video and send it to him.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #7455177 - 09/26/07 10:30 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Acidic_Sloth said:
she's cute, i've seen hotter though, way hotter. i'd say she's average.


but i love asians, so she's pretty hot as far as i'm concerned.




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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7455193 - 09/26/07 10:34 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
well, i dont have insecurities IRL, i am quite confident in fact, but when this guy is constantly throwing in my face how much better off he has it than me (IE his new girl who i find average at BEST) i really do have to question the facts of life here LOL




Aw Come on, don't act so tough. You have insecurities just as much as the next woman. Your ex BF is dating a new girl so it is natural that a part of you feels territorial or suspicious. On top of that he is sending you pictures of her and telling you she is hotter than you. I don't know any woman in the world who wouldn't get insecure over that. It's important to women to feel like they are the hottest thing to walk on the face of the earth and that they are leaving a trail of ruined, broken men everywhere they go.

Lucky for you you happen to be really hot and asian so your stock is going to be high wherever you go. As long as you are getting banged by someone hot, who cares what your ex bf is sticking his dick into? Don't let him get to you. If an ex of mine sent me pictures of her new dude and tried to tell me he was better than me in any way I would send her a postcard telling her to go fuck herself and never talk to me again. I don't make room for that kind of bullshit in my life.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Alion]
    #7455210 - 09/26/07 10:38 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

id give her a 5 out of 10..

not really hot..kinda cute..

i dont have that big time asian fetish that a lot of dudes i know do...

asians can be dead sexy...but idk...this one definitely isnt dead sexy..


you are better looking Crystal when you are just normal...that pic you posted of you when you were in Oki just sitting holding your knees was cute...the crazy porn pics are kinda over the top...

just my humble opinion...

but i agree with you, she isnt really that good looking at all..


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7455230 - 09/26/07 10:42 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I think you are hotter. Then again i give asians much more slack in the looks department then i do white chicks since im in to it.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: usefulidiot13]
    #7455236 - 09/26/07 10:43 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

one thing that i take great satisfaction in, is that the guy my longterm ex is with is one goofy looking motherfucker.  it makes me feel good.  that and virtually everyone i know has told me i was too attractive for her.  :shrug:  she was cute when we first started dating 5 years ago.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
    #7455239 - 09/26/07 10:44 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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The_Red_Crayon said:
If you didnt have insecurities it still wouldnt be bothering you so much, we all have insecurities, let him think his shit and dont let it bother you.




I know this seems dumb, but he is consistently doing this shit day in and day out to me. At first I ignored it and even supported him for getting his life on track, but I have recently caught on to the fact that these are nothing more than futile attempts to provoke me.

Half I believe, are also fabricated--for example, he claims to be a marketing researcher making $90,000 a year, which I know is bullshit... because not only are they the PEONS of the stockbrokers, a marketing researcher makes roughly $35k US a year (even in NYC, a highly central business area they get paid $45K a year), and even less if they recently graduated out of college. now a marketing director is a completely different story and makes quite a bit, but they would need about a decade of experience to get up to that level.

Another example is that he claims to be going on a conference cruise all the way to, get this... alaska fucking nowhere. And his sister's medical conference (shes a doctor) also happens to be on the same cruise. Oh, HOW CONVENIENT. What, I'm supposed to believe medical personnel hold conference meetings on cruises to go all the way to bodunk fucking alaska, all the way from australia?

In reality this kid's just a rich spoiled shit, whose sister takes him fucking everywhere because he can't do fuck all for himself, despite the fact that he was given luxuries such as pilot lessons and such at a younger age.

I'll gladly post a picture of him if you would like.

Quite frankly, what I am preparing to do, is gather all the ample evidence I can find thereby proving that he is a crock of shit, and that he should go brag about making invisible money on somebody else's time.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7455271 - 09/26/07 10:53 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

BUT

i think the best thing to do would be to just keep ignoring him and forget about it..


so he is a loser as you say?...then fuck it...who wants to even talk to such a lying dick anyways?

fuck it.

you dont like him anymore, AND he is dating an unattractive bitch...

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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7455405 - 09/26/07 11:37 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

as much fun vindication and retribution are, I would just let it go. It will only piss you off more and shit will get out of hand. Like Jesus the guy who painted my house said, "Revenge is a dish best served cold".


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7455604 - 09/26/07 12:28 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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    #7455653 - 09/26/07 12:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

you're hotter anyway. own it. things will fall into place eventually.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7455726 - 09/26/07 01:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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okay so that girl is basically who he is dating at the moment....






She's a lot more attractive than you. I'd give her 7-8. You seem very insecure, posting her picture, ridiculing her, and fishing for compliments.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7455784 - 09/26/07 01:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

yes twister, i hardly ever expected that from somebody whom ive never seen eye to eye with :rolleyes:

i actually have nothing against her--the worst statement I made was in regards to her being "mediocre"... and i am primarily doing all this to piss this dude off that keeps annoying the buttfuzz out of me

oh yes and x3km_indica, you might be happy to know that this guy is a wog living in your country :rolleyes:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Twister]
    #7455790 - 09/26/07 01:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe she's better in bed.
Maybe you broke his heart and he's trying to get you back.
Maybe he's an idiot.

Anyway, she looks good, and so do you. But Twister is right. This jealousy bullshit, and fishing for compliments is making you lose points.
Drop it.

This one's my fav. Love the hair.
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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7455799 - 09/26/07 01:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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If you didnt have insecurities it still wouldnt be bothering you so much, we all have insecurities, let him think his shit and dont let it bother you.




I know this seems dumb, but he is consistently doing this shit day in and day out to me. At first I ignored it and even supported him for getting his life on track, but I have recently caught on to the fact that these are nothing more than futile attempts to provoke me.

Half I believe, are also fabricated--for example, he claims to be a marketing researcher making $90,000 a year, which I know is bullshit... because not only are they the PEONS of the stockbrokers, a marketing researcher makes roughly $35k US a year (even in NYC, a highly central business area they get paid $45K a year), and even less if they recently graduated out of college. now a marketing director is a completely different story and makes quite a bit, but they would need about a decade of experience to get up to that level.

Another example is that he claims to be going on a conference cruise all the way to, get this... alaska fucking nowhere. And his sister's medical conference (shes a doctor) also happens to be on the same cruise. Oh, HOW CONVENIENT. What, I'm supposed to believe medical personnel hold conference meetings on cruises to go all the way to bodunk fucking alaska, all the way from australia?

In reality this kid's just a rich spoiled shit, whose sister takes him fucking everywhere because he can't do fuck all for himself, despite the fact that he was given luxuries such as pilot lessons and such at a younger age.

I'll gladly post a picture of him if you would like.

Quite frankly, what I am preparing to do, is gather all the ample evidence I can find thereby proving that he is a crock of shit, and that he should go brag about making invisible money on somebody else's time.




I just got to reading this and you're much more insecure than I thought. With the amount of time you spend dwelling on this I can tell this guy really affects you.

You act like you're callous about the whole thing, but you want nothing more than for him, and everyone else, to tell you how good you are. Deriving your self-worth from what others think of you and say about you isn't healthy or attractive.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: RuNE]
    #7455801 - 09/26/07 01:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Thanks. I did it myself :smirk: I recently cut my hair again (all myself) as well.

"maybe you broke his heart and he's trying to get you back" this part sounds more correct LOL

I also wasn't fishing for compliments. In any case, this thread was about them, not me.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Twister]
    #7455830 - 09/26/07 01:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Crystal G said:
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The_Red_Crayon said:
If you didnt have insecurities it still wouldnt be bothering you so much, we all have insecurities, let him think his shit and dont let it bother you.




I know this seems dumb, but he is consistently doing this shit day in and day out to me. At first I ignored it and even supported him for getting his life on track, but I have recently caught on to the fact that these are nothing more than futile attempts to provoke me.

Half I believe, are also fabricated--for example, he claims to be a marketing researcher making $90,000 a year, which I know is bullshit... because not only are they the PEONS of the stockbrokers, a marketing researcher makes roughly $35k US a year (even in NYC, a highly central business area they get paid $45K a year), and even less if they recently graduated out of college. now a marketing director is a completely different story and makes quite a bit, but they would need about a decade of experience to get up to that level.

Another example is that he claims to be going on a conference cruise all the way to, get this... alaska fucking nowhere. And his sister's medical conference (shes a doctor) also happens to be on the same cruise. Oh, HOW CONVENIENT. What, I'm supposed to believe medical personnel hold conference meetings on cruises to go all the way to bodunk fucking alaska, all the way from australia?

In reality this kid's just a rich spoiled shit, whose sister takes him fucking everywhere because he can't do fuck all for himself, despite the fact that he was given luxuries such as pilot lessons and such at a younger age.

I'll gladly post a picture of him if you would like.

Quite frankly, what I am preparing to do, is gather all the ample evidence I can find thereby proving that he is a crock of shit, and that he should go brag about making invisible money on somebody else's time.




I just got to reading this and you're much more insecure than I thought. With the amount of time you spend dwelling on this I can tell this guy really affects you.

You act like you're callous about the whole thing, but you want nothing more than for him, and everyone else, to tell you how good you are. Deriving your self-worth from what others think of you and say about you isn't healthy or attractive.




Look, this has nothing to do with my self-worth. You don't know what it's like to log into your email everyday and have it bombarded with frantic bullshit like this (not spam). I've been putting up with this shit since SEPTEMBER.... 2006!!!!!!!

He even asked for my phone number at one point; I made the mistake of giving it to him because I assumed it would be a serious discussion. As aforementioned, I harbor no feelings for him, so I have no qualms about getting an update on his life, whether it be his new career or marriage or WHATEVER. and what did he end up doing? Prank calls the fucking shit out of me so much I had to change my number.

Recently, in return to all his emails, I decided to send him torture/killing videos to get him to STFU... so this thread, if anything, is a prime example of all the pure annoyance that had been building up for over a year now. I AM FINALLY TAKING MY RANTINGS ELSEWHERE.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7455866 - 09/26/07 01:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:rolleyes:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7455924 - 09/26/07 02:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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I also wasn't fishing for compliments. In any case, this thread was about them, not me.




Actually this thread was about you and how you got butthurt when he said she was more attractive than you, which she is.


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    #7455960 - 09/26/07 02:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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hot!

the 2nd pic is a bad pic IMO, but overall i find you extremely attractive (i'm one of the aznlv3rs)


so to answer your question - you win!

edit: last pic is the best one i think.

anyways - this is my dream woman (someone posted this pic on here a while ago).





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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: HeadTripVertigo]
    #7456078 - 09/26/07 03:14 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

well the new one is cute but you are hot, there is a difference in my book.

maybe he was looking for submission.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: pong]
    #7456208 - 09/26/07 03:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

That girl is like a 2/10. Everyone is beautiful.. some are just more beautiful than others, and you are definitely more beautiful than her lol.. You are like a 8/10.

This douchebag is obviously attempting to get you back by trying to make you jealous, and trying to make you believe you can't touch him. Like he is now out of your league or something. It's fucking retarded.
Since when does dating a less attractive woman, lying about your income, and stooping so low as to send out lame ass e-mails make you better off?

I'm pretty sure that you even bothered to post your pics in the first place was because people started saying she was hotter than you, and you hadn't even posted your pic in the thread.

Most of the people that said she was hotter than you are probably either fucking with you, or have some kind of odd fetish for unattractive asians.

Oh, and I guess this might be a wake-up call to some, but Crystal G isn't the first person in the history of humankind to prepare for a picture. :shocked:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: StreetFreak]
    #7456275 - 09/26/07 03:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I don't know, I think she's cuter. Then again, I'm a bigger fan of light-skinned Asians.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Lily_Morgan]
    #7456296 - 09/26/07 04:04 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Crystal G - 1/10

The new chick - 1.5/10


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7456312 - 09/26/07 04:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

shes prolly not a fiend


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #7456495 - 09/26/07 04:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Crystal G - 1/10

The new chick -  1.5/10





:giggle:

Well fine there's no giggle gremlin so :lol:



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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7456548 - 09/26/07 05:02 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

There is an overabundance of aZn in this thread. Me likee. ^_^

Why are you getting so worked up of an exboyfriend's new girlfriend who you know you're more attractive then. It sounds like you have low self-esteem or just are fishing for compliments...though they're the same thing.

You're hot, you should know you're hot, so shut up with the drama. For real.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Chi Ro]
    #7456613 - 09/26/07 05:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

How did I wander into:needdrugs: this thread?


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Chi Ro]
    #7456633 - 09/26/07 05:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Am I the only person here who isn't attracted to Asian women?


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    #7456637 - 09/26/07 05:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Am I the only person here who isn't attracted to Asian women?




I was extremely into asian women until I dated a few and realized they are out of their fucking minds most of the time. Now it's all about black and latina women :awesome:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: PinballWizard]
    #7456675 - 09/26/07 05:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Am I the only person here who isn't attracted to Asian women?





No.

I think they all look like shit.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Jadian]
    #7456752 - 09/26/07 05:52 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

you win, shes ugly  :puke:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7456962 - 09/26/07 06:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

u started a porn site crystal?

i would make a good stunt cock, make me famous.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Merkin]
    #7458030 - 09/26/07 10:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

alright, everything stops here... because this girl is by far the hottest asain ever.



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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Merkin]
    #7458042 - 09/26/07 10:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

ahahahahahaholyshitlookatthatrabbit!!! lmfao! that's the best rabbit i've ever seen. period.



also, the girl is way hot.



but look at that awesome fucking rabbit!


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    #7458044 - 09/26/07 10:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I have to agree... that may be the greatest rabbit ever...


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #7458644 - 09/27/07 02:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Shes cute, Hella asian though.

too asian...

As for this topic, I thin your fixating on looks waaaay too much hun.

"and it had nothing to do with the fact that i still harbor feelings for him (because i sure as hell dont, ive moved on and have a new b/f now whose better looking than him)"

Im callin BS. For someone who's over him and his "assholishness" and "fake money" you sure seem to complain and ask everyone what you think of his new girlfriend.

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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Hakim0777]
    #7458669 - 09/27/07 02:13 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

hah.. that rabbit is a beast!


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: usefulidiot13]
    #7458919 - 09/27/07 05:50 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

you were mentioned in my dream last night crystal g.

there was a large festival in a small town i lived in, and there was going to be a shroomery gathering there. i walked around a bit and saw OMR, then i decided to leave, once i left i thought to myself "i should go back and see if i can find crystal g, i would really like to meet her in real life"

the dream took twists so that didn't happen though.

on a side note the second or third dream day, the light show at the festival was rediculous from the view on the porch of my dream house. it looked like they had used fog machines to cover the whole thing, then show bright spotlights up at the sky to to make the whole thing very bright, then there was shapechanging liquidy looking simple geometric shapees projected into the fog (i don't know how they would get the shapes to just hang in the fog though, and now that i think about it the shapes were all dark colors in this bright white fog)


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7459102 - 09/27/07 07:46 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Why do you care so much about physical looks?

Its just one of those ego thoughts that eventually leads to purist clone logics i.e we should all look the same as the beutiful ones.

Lets all get plastic surgery so we look the same, yay!


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7459119 - 09/27/07 07:54 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Ha your old 'flame'
Some bitch ever gunna call me her flame, shed be a dead bitch


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Merkin]
    #7459489 - 09/27/07 09:34 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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HOLY SHIT! That rabbit is so fucking awesome. I can't stop looking at it. Is that thing for real? I can't even look at the girl because my eyes...keep...drifting... back to the bunny! hee hee :lol:


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    #7460932 - 09/27/07 03:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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I have to agree... that may be the greatest rabbit ever...




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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Merkin]
    #7461643 - 09/27/07 07:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

sorry to Jump into this thread so late...

I didn't realize it was Crystal G aka Mistress K aka aka aka aka..

anyway KandyK you are way hotter than that other chick. No question. Totally different league. Please go have sex with any man on Earth right now.


...

Maybe you gotta bust out those PCP war paint photos to convince the obviously gay-fags here who think that other chick is hotter than you... of the truth, that is.

Get real ppl


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: bluedolphin]
    #7462733 - 09/28/07 12:48 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

OK first of all, this thread is fucking hysterical for many reasons:

1) I honestly believe I was sleepwalking when I made this thread, because I do NOT remember making this thread or talking to any of the people that I did that night (or was it morning?!?!) on skype.

2) what I DO remember was taking my very last shot of hydromorphone, masturbating to a picture of a swedish cookie, gushing like I was niagara fuckin falls or some shit, and then preparing for bed like a good little girl.

3) what I DONT remember is sleepwalking after I passed out, downing 16 pills of xanax and 2 bottles of wine, doing god knows what for how many hours on the goddamn shroomery, and then finally waking up the next day in the shittiest motel about 5 hours away in the middle of fucking nowhere :crankey: seriously, if any of you saw this crusty ass-barely legitimate motel business I woke up in, you would laugh your asses off. Unless you live in Cinnci, then you would have been like "oh thats normal." :rofl2:

4) And to top it all off, I DONT EVEN KNOW THIS BITCH THAT I POSTED!!!! who the fuck is she, and why the hell is she on my computer?? Was I talking to "da flame" at the time--and even if I was, why the fuck do I care about him??? he's just some greasy shit-for-brains primadonna italian-wannabe gangster bitch LMFAO.... this just takes the icing on the cake. godddamn man, I must have been on a fucking GOOD ONE when typing all that shit up :rofl2:

Am I the only one who gets into this sleepwalking state when on opiates? Apparently when I get into this state I just walk up to random people till I'm an inth close, totally invade their private bubble and begin proclaiming random facts like I'm the next guru or some shit. Examples would be like "Did you know that tweaking puts you in a state of menopause? Don't believe me? LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY." So on and so forth.

This isn't the first time I've sleptwalked and consumed a dangerous amount of drugs in my sleep; but hell, if I'm not aware that I'm doing it, what the hell can I do about it? :shrug: dammit, I'm just tired and crankey as hell from the 5 hour ride home, not to mention having to detox from all this xanax.

add this one to the list of stories that will never be explained. >_>


and thanks bluedolphin, i totally remember you from the BL days *love you and miss you* thanks to everybody else too. yes even you mattey :smirk:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7462742 - 09/28/07 12:52 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

you didn't mention the awesome fucking rabbit. that's the main highlight of this thread. god he's so fucking awesome. it hurts.


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    #7462768 - 09/28/07 01:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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you didn't mention the awesome fucking rabbit. that's the main highlight of this thread. god he's so fucking awesome. it hurts.




TRUTH.

I will ONLY contribute to this thread to crown that rabbit KING RABBIT.

This thread is a fucking trainwreck otherwise. God.

It's a good thing she came up with that state of uber-denial and/or blacking out of events to cover her ass... otherwise we might think she was weird or something...

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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #7462789 - 09/28/07 01:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

no, you DONT understand, i just blew a HUGE stash of my personal xanax :crankey: and im really pissed off about that!!!!!!! i dont have much left and this is really going to put me in a hell of a rut soon. god i feel awful after all that, i dont have the time to be caring about petty relationships at this point >_<

as for the rabbit, i want to perform a phlebotomy on it. and rub my bum on it.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7462822 - 09/28/07 01:32 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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no, you DONT understand, i just blew a HUGE stash of my personal xanax :crankey: and im really pissed off about that!!!!!!! i dont have much left and this is really going to put me in a hell of a rut soon. i dont have the time to be caring about petty relationships at this point >_<

as for the rabbit, i want to perform a phlebotomy on it. and rub my bum on it.




I am sorry for your loss. :sad:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #7462829 - 09/28/07 01:35 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

lol what the fuck :nonono:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7462839 - 09/28/07 01:47 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Woah, it's like being in 7th grade all over again


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #7462846 - 09/28/07 01:55 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

True that, she is easily hotter than you, and almost guaranteed not as crazy as you.

I would bone her over some junkie, retard that finds her self far too amusing any day. Thats just my two cents.


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    #7462859 - 09/28/07 02:06 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Am I the only person here who isn't attracted to Asian women?




no
i find them horribly disgusting and i AM asian

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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: meatcakeman]
    #7462864 - 09/28/07 02:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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PinballWizard said:
Am I the only person here who isn't attracted to Asian women?




no
i find them horribly disgusting and i AM asian

probably because they all remind me of my mom




LOL qft


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    #7462874 - 09/28/07 02:13 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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xk3m_indica said:
maybe this is all that karma for all those nasty pranks you've pulled on people?




i've found most of the retold pranks funny so far, i just can't feel bad for you b/c of those videos a long time ago of you dominating on people's balls..


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7464533 - 09/28/07 02:25 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)



hhaaawwwwwt


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7464552 - 09/28/07 02:35 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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as for the rabbit, i want to perform a phlebotomy on it. and rub my bum on it.




Wait, you want to perform a phlebotomy on it? A phlebotomist is someone who takes your blood at the doctor's office. You want to take blood from it and rub your ass on it? Are you fucking retarded?


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7464580 - 09/28/07 02:45 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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I AM FINALLY TAKING MY RANTINGS ELSEWHERE.





Youl be back :sherlock:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Lily_Morgan]
    #7464774 - 09/28/07 03:56 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Crystal G said:

as for the rabbit, i want to perform a phlebotomy on it. and rub my bum on it.




Wait, you want to perform a phlebotomy on it?  A phlebotomist is someone who takes your blood at the doctor's office.  You want to take blood from it and rub your ass on it?  Are you fucking retarded?




Wait, wait, hold on here...
You're asking ME if I know what a phlebotomy is?
Wait, wait, let me get this straight again..
You're asking ME of all people, if I know what a phlebotomy is...
AND on top of that, you have the gall to explain it to me--as if I don't know what it is--AND ask if I'm retarded?

I'm sorry, but are YOU retarded? Are you devoid of any sense of humor?

Goddamn. There are truly no words to describe this idiocy here. :lol:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7464785 - 09/28/07 03:59 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

your back.. and you learned a new word I see :congrats:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7464795 - 09/28/07 04:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Your response to me doesn't even make any sense Crystal. But um, nice..try...with the burn there. Yeah.


Well here's what I have to say to you. At least I didn't post some lame thread about my ex's new girlfriend, and then try to cover it up with some dumb opiate sleep walking excuse when everyone made fun of me.

By the way, taking blood isn't called "performing a phlebotomy". And yes, I am calling you retarded. What do you mean "me of all people"? I don't know who the fuck you are. But I sure as hell know you didn't go through 8 years of college to get a Dr. title in front of your name.

I'm pretty sure that due to those circumstances I'm allowed to make the statement that you are indeed retarded. Fucking chinky bitch.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: sublimistri]
    #7464796 - 09/28/07 04:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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your back.. and you learned a new word I see :congrats:




I know right :rolleyes: It's not like I'm learning med in school or anything. [/sarcasm] :lol:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Lily_Morgan]
    #7464805 - 09/28/07 04:05 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Your response to me doesn't even make any sense Crystal.  But um, nice..try...with the burn there.  Yeah.


Well here's what I have to say to you.  At least I didn't post some lame thread about my ex's new girlfriend, and then try to cover it up with some dumb opiate sleep walking excuse when everyone made fun of me.

By the way, taking blood isn't called "performing a phlebotomy".  And yes, I am calling you retarded.  What do you mean "me of all people"?  I don't know who the fuck you are.  But I sure as hell know you didn't go through 8 years of college to get a Dr. title in front of your name.

I'm pretty sure that due to those circumstances I'm allowed to make the statement that you are indeed retarded.  Fucking chinky bitch.





goddamn are you stupid. heres a little reminder: THIS IS JUST THE INTERNET

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In medicine venipuncture or venepuncture (also known as phlebotomy, venesection, blood draw, drawing blood or taking blood) is the process of obtaining a sample of venous blood. Usually a 5 ml to 25 ml sample of blood is adequate depending on what blood tests have been requested. In many circumstances it will be done by a phlebotomist, although nurses, doctors, some EMTs, Paramedics and other medical staff are also trained to take blood.




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venipuncture

PS: your statement is benign, chinks are chinese :wink:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7464811 - 09/28/07 04:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

You know, you kind of make me sick. You're completely full of yourself, and decided to post pictures of yourself on the Shroomery to try and fish for compliments.

You really want to know the truth? You look like an overworked pornstar. And I really couldn't care less if you're currently IN college learning medicine. The point is, you certainly haven't learned it yet (obviously) and you're going to be fucked anyways when they start doing the random drug screens.

Get the fuck over yourself.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Lily_Morgan]
    #7464821 - 09/28/07 04:10 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

That quote about venipuncture you posted does NOT state that it is also known as "performing a phlebotomy". So, I'm still right.

By the way, you're arguing with a surgeon here. You don't need to show me the description of venipuncture that you got off Wikipedia. Man, you're worse than I thought.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Lily_Morgan]
    #7464832 - 09/28/07 04:15 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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By the way, you're arguing with a surgeon here.  You don't need to show me the description of venipuncture that you got off Wikipedia.  Man, you're worse than I thought.




oh reeeeeeeeeeeallly? care to perform a vivisection on my braaaaaaaaaaaaain Ms surrrrrrgeon? :lol:

PS: please. this is syrius bizniz. i want my temporal lobes cut out NOW


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7464837 - 09/28/07 04:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I'm not a brain surgeon, and didn't say I was. But again, please do the world a favor, and take just a few more Xanax next time you "sleep walk".


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Lily_Morgan]
    #7464850 - 09/28/07 04:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

BUT THIS IS SYRIUS BIZNIZ!!!!









HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Lily_Morgan]
    #7464865 - 09/28/07 04:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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you're going to be fucked anyways when they start doing the random drug screens.




ah, i somehow missed this.

just fyi, even if they do a GCMS, all my scripts are legit--the barbiturates, the benzos, and even the hydromorphone :smirk: so get fucked


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7464965 - 09/28/07 05:06 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Crystal G, if it makes you feel better, I think both of you Asian girl people look pretty damn cute.

Don't worry about either your ex or the new little girl, there's plenty of other sexy man asians out there who would date you.

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