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OfflineHyper_Panda_GO
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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974768 - 08/17/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

If I wasn't, I wouldn't even have bothered posting


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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974775 - 08/17/06 11:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

WILL YOU POST NUDZ???    :shocked: :smile:


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OfflineHyper_Panda_GO
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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974781 - 08/17/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I'm a horrid creature

In a twist of bitter irony, I only have my insane penis


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974785 - 08/17/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

WHat if your hubbie moniters your posts. He might get jealous, huh? Maybe not. With me, I know danksis would be kidding, but you may be in a different situation.

When I first saw your thread title, I thought you two had split. I was like :shocked:. I'm glad to see otherwise.


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974787 - 08/17/06 11:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Wait...are you telling me you're an alien from outer space shaped like a huge human penis??! 

Why didn't you say so in the first place. 

I LOVE aliens.  :heart:


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OfflineHyper_Panda_GO
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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974797 - 08/17/06 11:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

No, just a rather ugly human

Oh I can't take it anymore

This is your husband and I'm sorely disappointed in you


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974805 - 08/17/06 11:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Come on.  :mad:  You KNEW I had a thinge for extraterrestial's, baby.

Have a heart.  :sad: :heart:

I like antenna's and where you can shove them.


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974813 - 08/17/06 11:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Ahh Cha... What!!!  :blush:

heh heh
No Hubby...now what you ask? well..... :confused:

No hubby... :shocked:

you have the shroomery.. :grin:

the extened family.. :cool:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974816 - 08/18/06 12:00 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

But antennas are so FRAGILE

Don't you want a rock hard phallus?


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974825 - 08/18/06 12:02 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Dude...I'm all over alternative physiology.  If you have an antenna attached to your head, I'll bang it.  I don't care.  It might feel good to have a wet pussy sliding around your 'tenna, you never now. 

Can you just pretend you have an antenna right now, man?  For my sake?

Phallus...that's old evolution.  I'm more progressive then that.  :tongue2:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974831 - 08/18/06 12:06 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Fine

I have an antenna

It's long, thing, and can phone home


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974838 - 08/18/06 12:08 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Teehee...  :grin:  Does it have a big ball on the top of it?  The better to "contact home," I mean. 

But it's the 'long and thin' part I like the best. 


Fuck, I just realized how much I'd like cock right now.  :frown:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974842 - 08/18/06 12:10 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Whisky.  And DVDs.  Like seasons of HBO shows, etc.  Or pot.  And DVDs.  Like seasons of HBO shows, etc.  Then get your vibrator.

:sun:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: blissedout]
    #5974883 - 08/18/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

blissedout said:
WHat if your hubbie moniters your posts. He might get jealous, huh? Maybe not. With me, I know danksis would be kidding, but you may be in a different situation.

When I first saw your thread title, I thought you two had split. I was like :shocked:. I'm glad to see otherwise.




Oh, I just saw this post.  No way, man.  Every passing day with Kevin grows more magical.  Without him, I feel rather lost.  :tongue:

He knows I'm a verbal player.  :smirk:  I get frisky from time to time. 

But nobody could replace him.  :heart:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974902 - 08/18/06 12:37 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I got my last girl this big old vibrating rubber penis for her to use on herself and her girlfriend while i'm gone.  i guess i overdid it with that gift, cause she no longer had a desire for the real thing. :frown:  Nonetheless, it would have made a nice present if i hadn't bought the best and most expensive one in the shop.  just remember, it's an accessory not a replacement.


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: pantsboy]
    #5974907 - 08/18/06 12:40 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Dude...>I wish I had a girlfriend to mess with.  My closest girlie lives more then a hundred miles away.  Before i'm 30...I SWEAR TO GOD, I will bang a chick.  I'm just too aroused by breasts not to, you know? 

I do love cock.  I like the way it pounds inside of me.  :tongue2:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974913 - 08/18/06 12:43 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:blush:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: blissedout]
    #5974919 - 08/18/06 12:45 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Why, don't you love the pussY???
!

It's amazing...I know woman's sexual peak isn't til 30 and what not...but it gets more spectacular every single time.  And IK'm only 23!!!  Shit if it gets better and better...then I'm happy.  :smile: 

Dues....I'm rather drunked.


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InvisibleLe_Canard
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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974923 - 08/18/06 12:46 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

*/me sweats cannonballs*  :cool:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Le_Canard]
    #5974925 - 08/18/06 12:48 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Toilet old friend...I don't know much about you, but I love you all the same.  :heart:  :grin:


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