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OfflineMycodood
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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: Mycodood]
    #7629549 - 11/13/07 09:43 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I think she made that shit up so she wouldn't look
like the douche bag that she is. They are all douche bags.

Girls are worse than guys when they cheat. Lying
fucking cum receptacles!


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: Mycodood]
    #7629577 - 11/13/07 09:48 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Yah I mean, I tried telling her I don't care if she fucks other people... I like to have sex with other girls too you know.

she wasn't the girl to have that kind of relationship with.


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: Rustifer]
    #7629724 - 11/13/07 10:40 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I'm fortunate enough to have avoided getting with a real bitch - but holy shit have I been with a psycho before. I dated this one girl from work for all of two or three weeks before I put that relationship out like an unfinished cigarette. She was a really nice girl and had a GREAT body, but she just had a few screws loose. I saw one fall from her ear once, so I can confirm that beyond a reasonable doubt. Anyway, she had a tendency to repeat herself. A lot. Not over and over, but in close sequence.

For example, if her 'phrase of the moment' was "You should come hang out", she would say that almost every five or six sentences as if I hadn't answered her eight times already. That aside, she was intelligent and interesting to talk to. She never told me this, but I figured it out rather quickly that she was abused as a child. We were fooling around one afternoon, and after my fingers waded their way through her fuzz forest, I could feel what was most definitely scar tissue all inside of her. Bzzt, WRONG ANSWER. I broke it off a few days later after reconsidering things and asking myself the question "Do I really want to allow this girl to dump her insanity on me for the rest of our lives?"

Anyway, this was about a year ago. To put things into perspective, I haven't seen her since I broke up with her, but she still calls me at least two or three times a month trying to hang out and get back together by not-so-subtly dropping hints like "I think a part of me still wants you back". A couple months ago, I found out she has it in her head that she dumped me, and is willing to give me another try. Bzzt, WRONG ANSWER.

I talked to her for the last time about a week ago. Here's the finisher. She's pregnant, about two months along I guess. She thinks it's my kid. She thinks it's my kid. SHE THINKS IT'S MY KID. I never slept with her, and I haven't seen her in ages, but she's convinced that it's mine. That was the breaking point, really. I told her to stop calling me, that I wasn't interested in hanging out and allowing her to attach herself to me again. I told her I have a girlfriend now, and I'm not willing to have her question who this weird girl is calling me all the time and sending me a constant barrage of emails and MySpace PMs asking the same fucktarded questions about 'hanging out'.

I'd say the chick was trying to convince me to father her child because nobody else is around. Bzzt, WRONG ANSWER.

The moral of this story: Don't make too good of an impression if you have any hint that the girl you're dealing with is fucked in the head. She'll follow you like a lost, one-eyed puppy for the rest of her existence. And I'm just not that willing to make friends.


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: Gill]
    #7629747 - 11/13/07 10:46 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

my ex was a complete nut...nuff said


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: danlennon3]
    #7629981 - 11/13/07 11:29 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

For all of you who think women are somehow "more irrational" than men (which is a crock of shit), this is by far the craziest, clingiest, biggest closet case of an ex-boyfriend I've ever had.

I started casually dating this guy Toby after I introduced him to X. We went out a few months later. After dating him for about three weeks he starts to talk about how he wants to make sure he can take care of me when he graduates, that he wants me to have a few kids with him, and that I'm NOT PAYING HIM ENOUGH ATTENTION AND HE REALLY WOULD FEEL BETTER IF I WAS CONSTANTLY WITH HIM ALL THE TIME AND TELLING HIM THAT I LOVED HIM EVERY FIVE SECONDS.

Needless to say, this got old, and I broke up with him when I went back to school. Also, he was cheating on me this whole time he's talking about getting married.

After I get back to school, he fails a drug test needed for his probation and gets expelled. He takes a bus to Chicago to come see me and spends twenty four hours to get there. He asks a homeless man for some "rocks" because he thought doing crack was REALLY COOL and gave him $30. The homeless man came back with a bag of pebbles for him. When he got pissed, the dude tried to take his laptop and he had to run away. Since he had no place to live he begged me to come live with me in my TINY DORM ROOM. When I told him no, he had a freaking nervous breakdown and went to live in rural michigan, only to return to dallas later.

When he came back to Dallas I had also moved back and he called me about 5 times a day. He also decided to supplement his income by selling LSD. He bought a vial or two and quickly realized he couldn't sell any of it, so he started eating it EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY. This exacerbated his paranoid schizophrenia, which his father also had a problem with. Then one day he calls me all fucked up and leaves a message saying that he really, really thinks his father raped him and his retarded sister when he was a kid, and he wanted my help working out some sexual problems that resulted..... ew.

After a while he tired of dosing himself and started doing it to other people. People that didn't like acid and didn't know what they were eating.

About a year after we broke up I was hooking some people up at a campus in Dallas, so he started following me on my rounds on his bicycle. Wherever I went, there was Toby trying to get me to pay attention to him. He would wave hundred dollar bills at me on a WELL PATROLED street and ask me for some blow, which I did not have and would not have sold him. Eventually he chased me on foot while I was driving and I stopped. He came up to the car and I grabbed his hair and smacked his head on my half-opened window (not hard enough to really hurt him) and drove away.

He had a HUGE crush on my other ex-boyfriend and convinced him to be his roommate. For a few months he tried to hint that it would really be better if they put their beds in the same room. He didn't get what he wanted. So he destroyed his bicycle for no reason and pulled a knife on him and tried to kill him. Shortly thereafter he moved out. After this happened he started threatening to call my parents, tell them that I was a lesbian, that I was selling drugs, that I was addicted to cocaine.... he came very close to a beating.

He also gave my friend genital warts and told everyone SHE had given it to HIM.

Don't date someone you think is genuinely nuts. They will stalk you for years.


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: kriminalelement]
    #7630035 - 11/13/07 11:37 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Don't date someone you think is genuinely nuts. They will stalk you for years.




Truer words never spoken.

Also, I agree. Guys can be as bad, if not worse than girls in that regard. I've met some really fucked up dudes in my time.


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: Gill]
    #7630091 - 11/13/07 11:49 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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Guys can be as bad, if not worse than girls in that regard. I've met some really fucked up dudes in my time.




Thank you. I've noticed a lot of guys on this forum who are always bitching about how crazy their girlfriends/ex-girlfriends are, and how women are just generally irrational idiots incapable of making a decision that isn't selfish or self-destructive. I think this is in part due to the selection process of mates different genders go through. If a guy reeks of crazy, after a certain age, women tend to realize that if they have any brains at all and stay the HELL away.

Men tend to put up with crazy, slutty chicks for the hotness and sex factors.

The result is that women still get laid even if they are crazy/clingy/disturbed, and they see no real reason to change their behavior.

Insanity in men has to be eradicated (or at least hidden at all times), because the dude realizes he's never going to get laid if he keeps acting bonkers.

Men: quit dating crazy sluts and you'll put up with a lot less irrationality in general.

And on a further note, women aren't more irrational than men. Most people make almost all their decisions based on emotion rather than logic, but if you are a strait man you experience that first hand with your female partners, and it really stands out because a romantic relationship lets you see more of a person than just your friend that you chill with.


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: Mycodood]
    #7630092 - 11/13/07 11:49 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: Gill]
    #7630139 - 11/13/07 11:59 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Damn, you folks dated some pretty fucked up people.

Not a dating story (i'm a guy with gf) but I thought someone might find it funny.

Some guy i worked with and invited to my place for a smoke randomly tried to hypnotize me once and then took his t-shirt off and starting punching the air and talking about how he gave a knife to a homeless person and everything he said to me previously had been lies. Then he pulled a crazy looking pill out of his pocket and told me it was the body of jesus before eating it. then one of my mates comes round and he's like

'hey what are you upto'

'uh.. this guy is trying to hypnotise me... didn't work'

and my friend was like riiight.

oh yeah he gave me a ride to my house that night on the back of a bicycle down a hill at about 30mph, i was shittin myself. 2 days later he comes to my house to ask for just 50p ($1) for the bus, but i wasn't in so my flatmate gave it to him.

needless to say i didn't speak to him again (lucky for me he got sacked from work). weirdest thing is, when he was around a lot of people he seemed so normal and cool, which is why i offered to smoke him up. and he was doing medicine and was going to be a doctor (with good grades). fucking nutters in this world man


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: sam420]
    #7630170 - 11/13/07 12:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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He pulled a crazy looking pill out of his pocket and told me it was the body of jesus before eating it.




Pffbpbphahahahaha.


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: sam420]
    #7630175 - 11/13/07 12:08 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

haha. that's bizarre. I've always found that the craziest people seem apparently normal until they let you know it's all just a facade. Then their normality even seems crazy.


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: Jack Albertson]
    #7630176 - 11/13/07 12:08 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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ts727 said:
My ex sent me the condom she used with her new boyfriend in the mail.




That just brightened my day up, i needed a good laugh.


I don't have a crazy girlfriend story luckily, but i did date a psycho slut for 2 months straight. I was surprised i got her to fall in love with me. But that ended cause of an age difference.

I do however have this girl in this same town thinking i'm some psycho just because i did some stupid shit while semi-intoxicated. Has called the cops on me twice and i've had to go the security office on one occasion at my college because of "accidental" run-ins with each other in between classes.

Thats got to be the worst. When a genuine girl thinks your a nut job just cause of something you did while intoxicated.

Hell just yesterday, for veterans day me and my father went out to eat and as we were in line, i look to my right, approximately 3-4 feet away... there she is :rolleyes:

Ironic how we keep running into each other yet theres no human chance we'll ever be able to talk to each other straight up again.


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: cube talk]
    #7630709 - 11/13/07 01:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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I do however have this girl in this same town thinking i'm some psycho just because i did some stupid shit while semi-intoxicated.




What did you do?
I made a girl cry in high school one time because her grandfather had just died. I was drunk and had taken some percocet. I heard her across the room at a party saying her grandfather was in heaven. I walked right up to her and said "He's not in heaven, he's under the dirt." She burst into tears and ran out of the house. I took a lot of shit for that. I was a little embarrassed for acting like an ass for no reason.

Never dated a crazy bitch. Never really "dated." But I have 2 friends who have had ex's claim they're pregnant after they broke up. One of these guys caught his girlfriend poking holes in the condom with a needle when he left the room. My one friend when his ex said she was pregnant maid her come over right away and he had a test ready for her. She spent 20 minutes in the bathroom and came out and said "See pregnant." He took her to the doctor the next day and the doctor said she wasn't pregnant. He was talking to some other chick about it and she told him that you can fake a positive on a pregnancy test. What the fuck! Do crazy bitches meet up and talk about shit like that? Why would you want to fake a positive on a pregnancy teas?


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: allreadyused]
    #7630789 - 11/13/07 02:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i had the rape story as well! as we were getting to know each other, the first time we hung out outside of school but weren't officially "dating" yet, we got drunk with a bunch of my friends and she ending up hooking up with one of them while i was passed out, and claimed he raped her. i almost kicked his ass over that but after talking to him i believed him over her (later she admitted it was bs) some reason i was stupid enough to still date her and 6 months later ended in a huge dramatic fight at a party at my friends house and she ends up sleeping with a lot of my friends. actually lost a good portion of my "friends" over all this cuz they picked hoes before bros. sucks but i should have seen it coming, my fault i guess and now i know my true friends.


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: kriminalelement]
    #7630868 - 11/13/07 02:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

i agree with kriminal, change the title of the thread to "shittiest ex" or "shittiest relationship" gender is irrelevant, and only fuels more "men vs women" fantasy bullshit.

GREAT story Gill!!! fucking hilarious


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: truekimbo2]
    #7630933 - 11/13/07 02:40 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

My ex-girlfriend stole $100, my digital camera, mp3 player, PS2, and my sister's iPod. This was after I had loaned her about $250 and let her stay in my house for a few months.

Moral of the story? Don't date heroin addicts that you meet while visiting your friend in a psychiatric hospital.


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: mytehdogizflying]
    #7631049 - 11/13/07 03:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I honestly haven't met a girl worth "dating" yet, but the last girl I fucked was my friend for a while and then one night she just stuck her hand down my pants while her boyfriend was in the car in front of us.. so I ended up nailing her when her boyfriend left and the next day she was mad at me and tried to say I took advantage of her haha.. the only reason I did it was because I hated him and I knew he would find out because like 5 of our other friends were there.


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: Caribou_Lou]
    #7631057 - 11/13/07 03:13 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

wow, nothing classier than revenge sex


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Re: I wanna hear your stories about the shittiest girlfriends you've had [Re: kriminalelement]
    #7631403 - 11/13/07 04:38 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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kriminalelement said:
Quote:

Guys can be as bad, if not worse than girls in that regard. I've met some really fucked up dudes in my time.




Thank you. I've noticed a lot of guys on this forum who are always bitching about how crazy their girlfriends/ex-girlfriends are, and how women are just generally irrational idiots incapable of making a decision that isn't selfish or self-destructive. I think this is in part due to the selection process of mates different genders go through. If a guy reeks of crazy, after a certain age, women tend to realize that if they have any brains at all and stay the HELL away.

Men tend to put up with crazy, slutty chicks for the hotness and sex factors.

The result is that women still get laid even if they are crazy/clingy/disturbed, and they see no real reason to change their behavior.

Insanity in men has to be eradicated (or at least hidden at all times), because the dude realizes he's never going to get laid if he keeps acting bonkers.

Men: quit dating crazy sluts and you'll put up with a lot less irrationality in general.

And on a further note, women aren't more irrational than men. Most people make almost all their decisions based on emotion rather than logic, but if you are a strait man you experience that first hand with your female partners, and it really stands out because a romantic relationship lets you see more of a person than just your friend that you chill with.





There's no way you can be a female.  That post was coherent.  :smirk:

Especially the part I bolded.


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    #7631411 - 11/13/07 04:39 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

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