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OfflinePinballWizard
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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Chi Ro]
    #7456633 - 09/26/07 05:20 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Am I the only person here who isn't attracted to Asian women?


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: PinballWizard]
    #7456637 - 09/26/07 05:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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PinballWizard said:
Am I the only person here who isn't attracted to Asian women?




I was extremely into asian women until I dated a few and realized they are out of their fucking minds most of the time. Now it's all about black and latina women :awesome:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: PinballWizard]
    #7456675 - 09/26/07 05:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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PinballWizard said:
Am I the only person here who isn't attracted to Asian women?





No.

I think they all look like shit.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Jadian]
    #7456752 - 09/26/07 05:52 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

you win, shes ugly  :puke:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7456962 - 09/26/07 06:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

u started a porn site crystal?

i would make a good stunt cock, make me famous.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Merkin]
    #7458030 - 09/26/07 10:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

alright, everything stops here... because this girl is by far the hottest asain ever.



kthxbi.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Merkin]
    #7458042 - 09/26/07 10:38 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

ahahahahahaholyshitlookatthatrabbit!!! lmfao! that's the best rabbit i've ever seen. period.



also, the girl is way hot.



but look at that awesome fucking rabbit!


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7458044 - 09/26/07 10:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

I have to agree... that may be the greatest rabbit ever...


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #7458644 - 09/27/07 02:05 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Shes cute, Hella asian though.

too asian...

As for this topic, I thin your fixating on looks waaaay too much hun.

"and it had nothing to do with the fact that i still harbor feelings for him (because i sure as hell dont, ive moved on and have a new b/f now whose better looking than him)"

Im callin BS. For someone who's over him and his "assholishness" and "fake money" you sure seem to complain and ask everyone what you think of his new girlfriend.

Put that into perspective.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Hakim0777]
    #7458669 - 09/27/07 02:13 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

hah.. that rabbit is a beast!


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: usefulidiot13]
    #7458919 - 09/27/07 05:50 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

you were mentioned in my dream last night crystal g.

there was a large festival in a small town i lived in, and there was going to be a shroomery gathering there. i walked around a bit and saw OMR, then i decided to leave, once i left i thought to myself "i should go back and see if i can find crystal g, i would really like to meet her in real life"

the dream took twists so that didn't happen though.

on a side note the second or third dream day, the light show at the festival was rediculous from the view on the porch of my dream house. it looked like they had used fog machines to cover the whole thing, then show bright spotlights up at the sky to to make the whole thing very bright, then there was shapechanging liquidy looking simple geometric shapees projected into the fog (i don't know how they would get the shapes to just hang in the fog though, and now that i think about it the shapes were all dark colors in this bright white fog)


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7459102 - 09/27/07 07:46 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Why do you care so much about physical looks?

Its just one of those ego thoughts that eventually leads to purist clone logics i.e we should all look the same as the beutiful ones.

Lets all get plastic surgery so we look the same, yay!


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7459119 - 09/27/07 07:54 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Ha your old 'flame'
Some bitch ever gunna call me her flame, shed be a dead bitch


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Merkin]
    #7459489 - 09/27/07 09:34 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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Merkin said:






HOLY SHIT! That rabbit is so fucking awesome. I can't stop looking at it. Is that thing for real? I can't even look at the girl because my eyes...keep...drifting... back to the bunny! hee hee :lol:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: StrandedVoyager]
    #7460932 - 09/27/07 03:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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I have to agree... that may be the greatest rabbit ever...




there's no maybes here. it's justified. the rabbit is key.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Merkin]
    #7461643 - 09/27/07 07:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

sorry to Jump into this thread so late...

I didn't realize it was Crystal G aka Mistress K aka aka aka aka..

anyway KandyK you are way hotter than that other chick. No question. Totally different league. Please go have sex with any man on Earth right now.


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Maybe you gotta bust out those PCP war paint photos to convince the obviously gay-fags here who think that other chick is hotter than you... of the truth, that is.

Get real ppl


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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: bluedolphin]
    #7462733 - 09/28/07 12:48 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

OK first of all, this thread is fucking hysterical for many reasons:

1) I honestly believe I was sleepwalking when I made this thread, because I do NOT remember making this thread or talking to any of the people that I did that night (or was it morning?!?!) on skype.

2) what I DO remember was taking my very last shot of hydromorphone, masturbating to a picture of a swedish cookie, gushing like I was niagara fuckin falls or some shit, and then preparing for bed like a good little girl.

3) what I DONT remember is sleepwalking after I passed out, downing 16 pills of xanax and 2 bottles of wine, doing god knows what for how many hours on the goddamn shroomery, and then finally waking up the next day in the shittiest motel about 5 hours away in the middle of fucking nowhere :crankey: seriously, if any of you saw this crusty ass-barely legitimate motel business I woke up in, you would laugh your asses off. Unless you live in Cinnci, then you would have been like "oh thats normal." :rofl2:

4) And to top it all off, I DONT EVEN KNOW THIS BITCH THAT I POSTED!!!! who the fuck is she, and why the hell is she on my computer?? Was I talking to "da flame" at the time--and even if I was, why the fuck do I care about him??? he's just some greasy shit-for-brains primadonna italian-wannabe gangster bitch LMFAO.... this just takes the icing on the cake. godddamn man, I must have been on a fucking GOOD ONE when typing all that shit up :rofl2:

Am I the only one who gets into this sleepwalking state when on opiates? Apparently when I get into this state I just walk up to random people till I'm an inth close, totally invade their private bubble and begin proclaiming random facts like I'm the next guru or some shit. Examples would be like "Did you know that tweaking puts you in a state of menopause? Don't believe me? LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY." So on and so forth.

This isn't the first time I've sleptwalked and consumed a dangerous amount of drugs in my sleep; but hell, if I'm not aware that I'm doing it, what the hell can I do about it? :shrug: dammit, I'm just tired and crankey as hell from the 5 hour ride home, not to mention having to detox from all this xanax.

add this one to the list of stories that will never be explained. >_>


and thanks bluedolphin, i totally remember you from the BL days *love you and miss you* thanks to everybody else too. yes even you mattey :smirk:


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: Crystal G]
    #7462742 - 09/28/07 12:52 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

you didn't mention the awesome fucking rabbit. that's the main highlight of this thread. god he's so fucking awesome. it hurts.


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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #7462768 - 09/28/07 01:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
you didn't mention the awesome fucking rabbit. that's the main highlight of this thread. god he's so fucking awesome. it hurts.




TRUTH.

I will ONLY contribute to this thread to crown that rabbit KING RABBIT.

This thread is a fucking trainwreck otherwise. God.

It's a good thing she came up with that state of uber-denial and/or blacking out of events to cover her ass... otherwise we might think she was weird or something...

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OfflineCrystal G
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Re: Rant* My old flame's current girlfriend (pics) [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #7462789 - 09/28/07 01:16 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

no, you DONT understand, i just blew a HUGE stash of my personal xanax :crankey: and im really pissed off about that!!!!!!! i dont have much left and this is really going to put me in a hell of a rut soon. god i feel awful after all that, i dont have the time to be caring about petty relationships at this point >_<

as for the rabbit, i want to perform a phlebotomy on it. and rub my bum on it.


Edited by Crystal G (09/28/07 02:31 AM)


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