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Wife wants 3-some... what do?
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So I'm posting annonymously to protect all concerned, But let me just say I'm a kinda big deal around here. Alot of you know me at least by one or more madly-cultivated reputations.

So my wife asks tells me today, that she wants to give me a "gift"  a "threesome" with a girlfriend. (so the good kind) And the girl happens to be a friend whom I've always thought was cool. even the sort I'd totally be into if I wasn't married with kids. (truthfully fapped to once or twice.. what?)
She tells me the girl is quite horny for me.  This, I sorta felt, but haven't really thought into it like that.  I just noticed a sort-of "pulse" and heat if we bumped or made physical contact.  Perhaps thought a nasty little thought, I AM a guy.  But how could I have forseen this?

So I work through the disbeleif and say yes. for sure, but only If it's what YOU want.

See, I've always been faithful, and expect the same. I can be rather jelous, but have been fighting it to be more permissive lately, letting her be closer to other guy freinds, hanging out, watching movies, I even let her wax one,  I was gritting my teeth about it, but people were having fun.  I guess this is her way of trying to let me get in on the fun,  But in my typical nuerotic way of looking a gift horse in the mouth...  This gift feels like a negotiation.  Though it hasn't been mentioned, I get the feeling she probably want's to do more with other guys.  OR, maybe already has, and this is a way of easing into the hot water.  I've always told her I'm cool with her being with girls.  In fact, very cool with it....    I MIGHT be okay with some swinging, even okay with other guys as long as shes honest, forthcomming, and remains with me at the end of the day.  so what now?

It's gonna happen either way.  And I know that If I was you, and you were me, you'ed probably say "I wish I had your problems man" But here's the rub.

WHAT do I do with two girls?  I know I'll probably do fine, but what would YOU do?  What can I do to make it epic?  First threesome must be awesome!    One is my wife, one is a cutie who I respect and admire in alot of ways.  I can't neglect one over the other, I know my wife will get off on just being there,  And she tells me not to worry, it's all good.  I look good, have a nice body, and more than enough dick.

What would you do?  I want scenarios, school me! teach me to be twice the man I am to give myself to twice the women.

Everything from setting to technique, gimicks, moves, I need all the tricks! 

please and thank you my shroomerite brothers and sisters.

Edited by Anonymous (08/27/10 02:32 AM)

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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And I've already considered the strategic use of alcohol...

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i got offered this once and  and turned it down, im still not sure if i regret it or not, so no advice really,  i was engaged to get married and walked in on my fiance with another girl(i am a guy)it hurt me at the time,but i was loaded on mdma and a whole lot of acid so hard to tell, if i was drunk i probably would have done it.

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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you'll figure it out man :awesomenod:

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
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Anonymous #1 said:
But let me just say I'm a kinda big deal around here.




:rofl2:

Pat yourself on the back much ego-boy?

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
And I've already considered the strategic use of alcohol...



That's a good start, have a few drinks together or maybe play a light drinking game to get the mood going. Don't overdue it, let them drink as much as they want but you'll want to remember this night and whiskey dick with a 3-some would be a huge fail.

Is your wife bi? If so then perhaps you can do some coaching throughout the experience, make sure they have a lot of fun. Tell them it would be hot if they made out and played with each other, definitely have one girl going down on the other as you do her doggystyle from behind. :awesome: Be sure to give each girl equal time, in fact you should probably give your wife a little more attention then the other girl since she's being so cool with this and you don't want her feeling jealous if you spend the whole time pleasing her friend.

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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fuck alchohol i would go with a lil mdma

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I just had my first and it was grrrrreat.... Just go w/ the flow bro, let the girls have fun and do what comes natural.. if u see an open hole dive in :1up: :goodluck:

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
let me just say I'm a kinda big deal around here.



:haha: :haha: :haha:

Oh my god I'm a big deal on the itnernet, LMFAO!!!!!!
Get a grip you basement dwelling parent mooching fucker

Edited by Anonymous (08/27/10 10:47 AM)

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #8] * 1
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i bet you op is pris

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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slam one from behind, eat out the other.

stack them, hit one for a while, switch, continue.

have one ride your dick have the other ride your face.

one of the girls and you can focus on the other girl, then switch.

let them both go down on you.

can you say double naked lap dance?

if you have any toys, there are endless possibilities.

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Chloroform

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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Anonymous #1 said:
This gift feels like a negotiation.  Though it hasn't been mentioned, I get the feeling she probably want's to do more with other guys.  OR, maybe already has, and this is a way of easing into the hot water.



Bingo.

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I've always told her I'm cool with her being with girls.  In fact, very cool with it....    I MIGHT be okay with some swinging, even okay with other guys as long as shes honest, forthcomming, and remains with me at the end of the day.  so what now?



Draw a fucking line somewhere.  But my question to you is, why draw the line at dick?

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #8] * 1
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I am a homeowner, married, with kids. Friend.  And Ive been a member of this forum 4 years longer than Pris.

And I'm sorta sarcastic about the big deal thing.  I hardly post anymore.  I'm just letting the real veterens know I'm one of them. I value their input.
But I don't want any parties involved knowing who I actually am, See, I actually have a viable social reputation to protect.
This new curcumstance has arizen, and I can't really ask my real-life friends, And the shroomery has always been a homey sounding-board of positive feedback for me.

Dispite agendas of openess and the perpetuation of being true to self and peers.  My identity, tied to this matter would bear consequences.
That's what happens when you're an adult with a professional career, social obligations, and have others of simmilar situation involved.

I've on here over a decade, And have made aquaintence with several dozen members over the years, been involved with collaberatives, documents and even been a moderator of a few forums from time to time.

This place, is an extended family, and it is to those who undserstand this whom I really seek feedback from.  Since I consider this forum akin to an extended family, I consider myself somewhat important among them. 

So hey, don't get so up in arms over a comment said in jest.  It was a joke, but in the end, I could back it up.  Not gonna though.

I just want some good advice on how to make love to two women at once. Is that so bad?  Can you blaime a guy for feeling a little full of himself?

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
slam one from behind, eat out the other.

stack them, hit one for a while, switch, continue.

have one ride your dick have the other ride your face.

one of the girls and you can focus on the other girl, then switch.

let them both go down on you.

can you say double naked lap dance?

if you have any toys, there are endless possibilities.




Do you rap?  this flows!

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Anonymous #12 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
This gift feels like a negotiation.  Though it hasn't been mentioned, I get the feeling she probably want's to do more with other guys.  OR, maybe already has, and this is a way of easing into the hot water.



Bingo.

Quote:
I've always told her I'm cool with her being with girls.  In fact, very cool with it....    I MIGHT be okay with some swinging, even okay with other guys as long as shes honest, forthcomming, and remains with me at the end of the day.  so what now?



Draw a fucking line somewhere.  But my question to you is, why draw the line at dick?




Yeah, well the line has been drawn long ago, And you have perceived as I, that perhaps it has been crossed.  so I need to make clear (without accusation) that this "gift" is not accepted if it is in any way given with an element of guilt, or the attempted relitive mollification therof, In which case, I have some vermin to make suffer.  Honesty given, I may be so inclined to be more permissive.  But sneaking and lieing, I will not tolerate.  And friends may require a re-education in my definition of friendship.

I only want to participate in this if it is, in fact something she specifically wants to do.  expressley for the reason given, withough hidden agendas or secret mental evasion.  I guess I'm, somewhat petty, But there are things I consider sacred and have sacrificed much in the cultivation of to be slack on now.

Fun can be had, but trust is important.  If i've been cheated on here, (and there are little signs suggesting something isn't being said) Then the covenant is broken.  And I am capable of making an example.

A intermarital threesome is a risky game to be playing anyway,  And I am rather curious.  But I'm also leary, I MIGHT even be forgiving if an indescretion was made in passion or intoxication IF it is confessed BEFORE I uncover it myself, or find out about it after the "gift" has removed my preceived credibility to complain.  I am very open minded, But this is a little out of the ordinary.  So naturally I have reservations.  probably more neurotic and convoluted than most.  But there it is.  I have alot at stake. 

Fairness, truth, trust come first.  Then maybe more.  Perhaps It's wrong to accept the offer at this time.

Thanks guys for the feedback so far, I appreciate the empathic consideration that is so clearly apparent.

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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.

Edited by Anonymous (12/19/14 03:09 AM)

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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I'm a homo-sexual this shit is gROSS!

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
This gift feels like a negotiation.  Though it hasn't been mentioned, I get the feeling she probably want's to do more with other guys.  OR, maybe already has, and this is a way of easing into the hot water.



Quote:
But sneaking and lieing, I will not tolerate.  And friends may require a re-education in my definition of friendship.



Anything in particular you feel the need to arise?

Quote:
Fun can be had, but trust is important.  If i've been cheated on here, (and there are little signs suggesting something isn't being said) Then the covenant is broken.  And I am capable of making an example.

A inter-marital threesome is a risky game to be playing anyway,  And I am rather curious.  But I'm also leary, I MIGHT even be forgiving if an indiscretion was made in passion or intoxication IF it is confessed BEFORE I uncover it myself, or find out about it after the "gift" has removed my perceived credibility to complain.  I am very open minded, But this is a little out of the ordinary.  So naturally I have reservations.  probably more neurotic and convoluted than most.  But there it is.  I have a lot at stake. 

Fairness, truth, trust come first.  Then maybe more.  Perhaps It's wrong to accept the offer at this time.



I too, have a hard time accepting gifts. Though in this case friend, it appears your aversions to the situation and assumptions of her intentions are not without warrant. You seem level headed enough to not be making wild accusations on the subject, if you feel a line has been crossed, open up lines of communication.

In the end what will be more important to you?

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Re: Wife wants 3-some... what do? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Your marriage will now be akward for months later.

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