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Toker tip
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Toker tip 1. Always Keep a big box of matches at your place, they're lifesavers when you cant find any lighters.

Just thought I'd share...post your toker tips

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Re: Toker tip [Re: weshroom]
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Set a fan up blowing out an open window and blow your smoke into the back of the fan.
Dependent on your circumstances of course.


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Re: Toker tip [Re: Goldy] * 1
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Toker tip 2. Don't smoke in places where you have to pull some fan bullshit to avoid getting caught. Seriously, come on man. Just go outside if you're smoking at your parents' house.


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Re: Toker tip [Re: weshroom]
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You know how banks have a pen tethered to a table?  Just do that with a lighter in a drawer in your house, no need for matches.

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Re: Toker tip [Re: despisedicon] * 1
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my toker tips:

- learn how to roll a jay that's actually worth smoking
- check out those beeswax hemp wicks, they make your bowls taste so damn fine
- try smoking just a little bit at a time, you might like it better than you think


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Re: Toker tip [Re: despisedicon]
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Toker tip

Corner the bowl muffuckas! :crankey:


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Re: Toker tip [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
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DeliciousVinyl said:
Toker tip

Corner the bowl muffuckas! :crankey:


Amen!


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Thank you but im well aware that my spelling and grammar sucks! I apologize for that fact now please :finger:  GET THE FUCK OVER IT!  :finger:
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Re: Toker tip [Re: chamberlaindavidd]
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AMEN!

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Re: Toker tip [Re: YellowDesertSun] * 2
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My toker tip

NEVER be cheap with your ganja

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Re: Toker tip [Re: YellowDesertSun]
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toker tip: don't smoke with people too stupid to corner a bowl?


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Re: Toker tip [Re: laserpig] * 1
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laserpig said:
Toker tip 2. Don't smoke in places where you have to pull some fan bullshit to avoid getting caught. Seriously, come on man. Just go outside if you're smoking at your parents' house.


laserpig said:
toker tip: don't smoke with people too stupid to corner a bowl?



why are you hating on tips.

maybe i try and smoke up little kids that don't know any better


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Re: Toker tip [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
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IDK i got issues with the punk little kid culture that so frequently surrounds weed

i have never found it to be worth my while to smoke with people who can't share a bowl or have to hide from their moms

IMO there is no way to reconcile that kind of childishness with the constructive potential of responsible cannabis use


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Re: Toker tip [Re: DeliciousVinyl]
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dude ripping cones with matches sucks balls. i cant do it unless i use like 2 or 3 matches each time.

lol one time we were having a session in the park and all our lighters ran out, and there were no service stations or shops with in like a 2km walk, luckily one of our friends was smoking a ciggie at the time and we had to keep chain lighting our bongs and ciggies to keep the embers burning. haha good times.


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Re: Toker tip [Re: laserpig]
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laserpig said:
IDK i got issues with the punk little kid culture that so frequently surrounds weed

i have never found it to be worth my while to smoke with people who can't share a bowl or have to hide from their moms

IMO there is no way to reconcile that kind of childishness with the constructive potential of responsible cannabis use


Respect for that. 

Here's a few tips:
- When passing a j/blunt/bong whatever around in a room, DO NOT HIT IT THEN HOLD IT AND GO ON AND ON ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT STORY!!! No one gives a shit. Keep that shit moving.  Around here you will get cussed out at the very least. 

-  An addendum to the above, PUFF, PUFF, PASS!!!  It's 2010 I don't know why this is not a universally known rule.

- Know who you're smoking with.  Just because someone has a medical card, doesn't mean they're cool.  I've met a lot of these people, and a lot of them are straight weed junkies.  Meaning they are like crack heads that want crack, they will bitch, complain, cry, and throw a fucking temper tantrum like a 6 year old if they don't get their "medicine".

- If your friends bring people over, hold them accountable for who they bring. 

I'll probably think of more later.  But remember, weed was put here on earth for EVERYBODY, not just for "medicinal" purposes or not.  If you want to smoke, then smoke.  The reason doesn't matter at all.  Have fun.


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Re: Toker tip [Re: PurpleGiant]
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toker tip 3.

plug that shit yo :macdre:


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Re: Toker tip [Re: chamberlaindavidd]
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chamberlaindavidd said:
DeliciousVinyl said:
Toker tip

Corner the bowl muffuckas! :crankey:


Amen!


I really wish more people would practice this. I've had to kick people out of sessions for ruining bowls.


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"One has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. I would agree with St. Augustine that, an unjust law is no law at all.” -- Martin Luther King Jr.

"Seek not abroad, turn back into thyself, for in the inner man dwells the truth." -- St. Augustine

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Re: Toker tip [Re: Tedwilto] * 1
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Davids Toker Tip:
Above all else ENJOY YOURSELF!


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Thank you but im well aware that my spelling and grammar sucks! I apologize for that fact now please :finger:  GET THE FUCK OVER IT!  :finger:
Thank you.
~David~

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Re: Toker tip [Re: urbanwolf]
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urbanwolf said:
chamberlaindavidd said:
DeliciousVinyl said:
Toker tip

Corner the bowl muffuckas! :crankey:


Amen!


I really wish more people would practice this. I've had to kick people out of sessions for ruining bowls.


Really? In my rotation, you could center the bowl all you want. We don't like corners, we're not prostitutes. :flowstone:


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Yes, it is. The shine stands for his job title, which is Shoe Shiner, the moon stands for the time he comes out to be a nigger, which is best suited for the negroid camouflage.

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Re: Toker tip [Re: Moronicus]
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Tip: A roach doesn't count as "matching"


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Re: Toker tip [Re: weshroom]
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These tips are all just common sense.:facepalm:


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