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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
LIEK OMG ME 2!!!11  CEPT I DONT EVEN FIT INTO MAGNUMS OMG MY PENIS IS SO HUGE

internet anonymity:  where everybody has such a huge dick they don't fit into regular condoms.  except "not fitting into regular condoms" would mean "magnums are tight as shit", because there is not a significant difference in size between the two.  it's more an ego thing.  d-bags.


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Most standard condoms are designed to fit erections of up to 7.25 inches in length and 1.375 inches in diameter. Magnums are made to fit penises 8 inches long and 1.5 inches in diameter.


That's the important part... my dick is 5.5 inches in circumference (measured by my ex, not me, stfu) which translates to 1.75 inches in diameter, obviously it's not perfectly cylindrical but regular condoms really do put on a lot of pressure and even give me a little bruise from where the ring is. :sad:

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #1]
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So why the fuck are you still 'dickin' around with condoms?

I think it's time to hang up the shrink wrap, man up, and just fuck these bitches raw already!

Edited by Anonymous (11/28/09 01:23 AM)

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Condoms FUCKING SUCK, goddamn

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Most standard condoms are designed to fit erections of up to 7.25 inches in length and 1.375 inches in diameter. Magnums are made to fit penises 8 inches long and 1.5 inches in diameter.



...  wait wait wait wait wait.  wait.  that can't be right, 7.25" long but only 1.375 dia (4.3" circumference fyi)?  Seriously?  That is, and i believe I have the terminology correct here, a "needledick". 

also, what the fuck?  plz say you made that up, because i'm confused here -- i'm 1.95 1.75 diameter (measured by me wutwut) but standards were just fine.  have condoms gotten smaller in the past 8 years or something?

edit: hilarious yet ultimately somewhat disappointing typo

Edited by Anonymous (11/28/09 01:44 AM)

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Well mine is definitely wider than it is thick, if you know what I mean, about 2 inches across. If it were rounder then I might have a more comfortable fit into standard condoms.

And yeah it does sound like it's made to fit a needledick. Maybe those are the actual dimensions of the condom in which case you'd want it to be somewhat smaller than the actual dick otherwise it would slip off too easily.

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #1]
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yeah wider than tall is pretty normal tbh..  but those things are real stretchy and slippy, they can conform to an oval pretty well

i'd hope those were the actual condom dimensions and not the dicks they're made for,, that would make a lot more sense, then again a world filled with needledicks actually sounds pretty fucking funny.  PEOPLE WHO GOBBLE COCKS, IS THIS TRUE?  ARE MOST MEN NEEDLEDICKS?

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #8]
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That might well be the case... I mean the average penis is 5.5 inches long and 4.85 inches around, which is pretty weak tbh, and it's even worse when you consider that about 50% are below average... it's almost enough to make me feel sorry for the average straight woman, except that they could have had sex with me instead, not my fault they can't spot all the overcompensating needledicks out there.

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I mean the average penis is 5.5 inches long and 4.85 inches around



Makes my day every time I hear it, haha

see also:  azn porn where the guy is significantly less hung than me always makes me want to move to japan, where they would either love me or fear me

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Speaking of japan...









^^^^wishful thinking :rofldrunk:

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I've never used a condom before. I've tried using one, but they squeeze the base of my dick so much it hurts and leaves a mark. However I've learned to last like a porn star without one so it's all good. Except for that I probably wont be able to stay hard with one on plus STD scares, it's gonna suck if/when me and my girlfriend split. :confused:

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Saran wrap that shit

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
B) She knows I need Magnums so why does she have these bullshit Lifestyles? :eek:


just like you wouldn't be able to pick out her tampons, she probably didn't know what to buy. Don't over think it.

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