Anonymous #2 said:

Stop freaking out. Nobody gets busted mailing around small quantities of drugs domestic.

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Anonymous #4 said:

Why are you so freaked.

Damn.

I get drugs in the mail all the time.

It's no big deal.

Your friends would have to be incredible retards for you to get caught.

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Anonymous #1 said:

So about six months ago i moved to a tiny ranch in the middle of nowhere CO, and have since been missing both MJ and Dope, Well i just got a text from some of the guy's in my old crew saying they had sent me a care package with some MJ in a pouch full of smoking tobacco and some dope in a tin of cigars and well im FREAKING OUT! They mailed it USPS 3Day Priority and it's well hiddin but i can't help but be sure i'm going to get BUSTED and sent to jail! They of course aren't worried at all mostly cause there name isn't on it and there's no way for them to trace it back to them but MINE IS AND THEY MAILED IT TO MY HOME ADDY!
I'm so freaking out and going to fucking jail i just know it! Yet part of me is a little excited cause it's be nice to sit back with a fat bowel of herb and relax but not so excited that i can get over the feeling of impending doom!
I don't know what to do! Do i deny the package and send it back hurting there feelings and while saving my ass denying my self the herb or do i keep it assuming it makes it to me and run the risk of a fucking raid and the dread that will fallow for days after getting it worrying about said raid?!?!?!?
Can i even deny it and return it or if they find it will i just be FUCKED!

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Anonymous #8 said:

Anonymous #1 said:

So about six months ago i moved to a tiny ranch in the middle of nowhere CO, and have since been missing both MJ and Dope, Well i just got a text from some of the guy's in my old crew saying they had sent me a care package with some MJ in a pouch full of smoking tobacco and some dope in a tin of cigars and well im FREAKING OUT! They mailed it USPS 3Day Priority and it's well hiddin but i can't help but be sure i'm going to get BUSTED and sent to jail! They of course aren't worried at all mostly cause there name isn't on it and there's no way for them to trace it back to them but MINE IS AND THEY MAILED IT TO MY HOME ADDY!
I'm so freaking out and going to fucking jail i just know it! Yet part of me is a little excited cause it's be nice to sit back with a fat bowel of herb and relax but not so excited that i can get over the feeling of impending doom!
I don't know what to do! Do i deny the package and send it back hurting there feelings and while saving my ass denying my self the herb or do i keep it assuming it makes it to me and run the risk of a fucking raid and the dread that will fallow for days after getting it worrying about said raid?!?!?!?
Can i even deny it and return it or if they find it will i just be FUCKED!

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Anonymous #2 said:

Seriously. You have to ROYALLY fuck up to actually get busted mailing drugs within the US.

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Anonymous #4 said:

Why are you so freaked.

Damn.

I get drugs in the mail all the time.

It's no big deal.

Your friends would have to be incredible retards for you to get caught.

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Anonymous #7 said:

You're fine
Please do yourself a favor and relax

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Anonymous #10 said:

BTW

USPS Priority can technically take 3 days, but almost always only takes 2.

It also happens to be the safest shipping service, as UPS and DHL etc. can open your package for just about any reason - USPS has to have pretty damn solid suspicion and then get legal permission to open anything, it's generally a huge hassle for them, and really there's just so much fucking mail that yes, unless your friends ROYALLY fuck it up somehow, which would be REALLY hard to do, you're fiiiiiine.

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Man i hope it comes day two that's one day less to worry though every legal thing i've mailed has taken the full 3
But thanks for the support lol

Anonymous #8 said:

This article from 1991 should make you feel better      http://www.nytimes.com/1991/07/15/us/postal-service-steps-up-efforts-against-drugs.html

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Though that said!
A)What type of idiot would wrap there package in duct tape and fill it with talc powder why not just get a big Orange sticker that say !!!DRUGZ!!!
B)Only an idiot would sign for it! USPS no need to sign!
C)I doubt they'll come to bum fuck Colorado to arrest me for an 8th of weed! and 20$ worth of Meth!
God least i hope not!

Anonymous #8 said:

I hope you don't get caught. You seem like a nice guy. I would estimate that the chances of you getting away with it are a lot higher than the chance that you'll get busted. Make sure you report back after you get your package. Once you smoke those dr00gz, you're gonna have the best high of your life!
   

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Thank you. I hope i don't get caught ether i'm pretty sure i'll be ok and of course i'll report back wouldn't want everybody to think i was busted lol
BTW This smiley busted me up thank you Roflol
should have both packages by latest monday at the latest they shipped them out on different days and in different packages figuring less likely to get nailed that way ....

Anonymous #11 said:

dude Colorado has BOMB bud you should be able to find some easy

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Thats what i keep hearing, and last year i found some from the one friend i had that was wildly good but she don't live here any more and i live on a ranch a good 15 miles outside of this itty bitty conservative hick town and so far haven't came across anything, though having lived in small hick town 99% of my life im sure thats more because i just don't know the right hell any people and not cause it's not here, and seens how i gave up my job and car to help my old man and never get to go into town with out family i doubt i will meet those right people any time soon

Anonymous #1 said:

Anonymous #11 said:

dude Colorado has BOMB bud you should be able to find some easy

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Thats what i keep hearing, and last year i found some from the one friend i had that was wildly good but she don't live here any more and i live on a ranch a good 15 miles outside of this itty bitty conservative hick town and so far haven't came across anything, though having lived in small hick town 99% of my life im sure thats more because i just don't know the right hell any people and not cause it's not here, and seens how i gave up my job and car to help my old man and never get to go into town with out family i doubt i will meet those right people any time soon

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Anonymous #10 said:

yah pretty much
at this point i would CONSIDER writing rejected/return to sender on it if it shows up
whatever you do, don't immediately open it
thats asking for a controlled delivery arrest
if you write rejected on it though its still gonna be sketchy as the return address is false
i guess theres TECHNICALLY nothing they can do about it, except question you to hell and back, and also from now on you/your address might be be under high suspicion (depending on what they do with it... i dont know the policy for this type of situation)

you said your friends mailed it priority

you should probably call them up...... ask them how much they paid.... it's just under $5

the only things i can think of are it got lost in the mail, it's being investigated right now, or your friends are retards who took a priority mail box and slapped a couple 42 cent stamps on it

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Thats funny cause the FIRST thing i did was assume the same thing and call my friends sigh they mailed it priority...
I planned on not only not opening it and writing return to sender on it but placing it on the dock over looking the creek behind my house and i figure since i have a 2mile drive way and can see somebody coming for a good few min's if i get a po po visiter i can just kick it of the doc and the creek will wipe it away, i hoping though that this is all just the good lord F-in with me and that it'll show today no problem's etc....

Anonymous #15 said:

It would be funny as fuck if his friends were just jerking his chain

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Anonymous #2 said:

OP: Even if your package was intercepted, you're still not fucked. Rarely does anything come of packages getting intercepted. I had 2 grams of MDMA seized by customs without incidence.

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Really?
That's fucking awesome thanks for sharing.

Anonymous #10 said:

I find it hilarious that you refer to your meth as "dope."

What the hell is 3Day express? I'm assuming you mean 2-day Priority Mail.

"Express" is overnight and costs a lot more than Priority. If they only paid Priority but sent it in a box that said "Express," that is why you do not have it.

Reminds me of these guys I knew in college. Friends of friends. Acquaintances.

They only lived about an hour apart, but they decided that shipping an ounce of PUNGENT herb was safer than driving it over. One day, they both come to my place in a panic, saying they had sent an ounce via "Express mail" 4 days ago and it hadn't arrived. They ask me something like, "doesn't Express only take 3 days?" I say no, Express is overnight and it's about $20. How much did you pay? "Uhhhhh, I dunno but we put a lot of stamps on it." STAMPS on it!??! "Uhhhh, yeah." STAMPS ON WHAT!?!? "Uhhhhhh, a box." A USPS box? "Yeah." What did the box say? "Uhhh, it said Priority Express." PRIORITY EXPRESS!? Look, those words are mutually exclusive, it's either Priority or it's Express. "Uhhhhh.... yeah, then it musta been priority, cause I looked it up and it said it would take up to 3 days with that box." Okay, so you vacuum sealed the weed though, right? "Nah see what we did, we put it in a baggie, and then we put that in another baggie, and then we put that in a jar of peanut butter, but don't worry, we put more peanut butter over it so that when you open it all you see is peanut butter." You shipped a jar of PEANUT BUTTER!? "Uhhh, yeah." WHY? "So that they wouldn't smell the weed." So you took a box that said, you THINK it said, Priority on it, put a jar of peanut butter in it, and put STAMPS on it?? "Uhhh, yeah." And they told you at the post office you were good to go? "Uhhh, naw, that was the thing, I didn't wanna be on camera at the post office so I just put it in a drop box." So you took a box that said Priority, put a jar of peanut butter in it filled with weed, slapped some stamps on it, and then dropped it in a drop box? "Yeah." How many stamps? "Uhhhhh...." One, two, five, ten? "Uhhhhhh, I dunno, man, I just put all the stamps I had on it." Haha. Well good luck, man. I honestly have no idea what's gonna happen to it but I wish you the best.

Never found out the end result of the peanut butter story, either. Moved away before they came back to tell me. Hope nothing happened to those guys, they were cool people just ultra-dumb.

The moral of the story is, once again, I hope your friends aren't retards.

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Anonymous #2 said:

Dope is heroin. Most places, anyway.

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Ya. I can see that around here we don't get much heroin and they call it Junk when it is around i've heard it called dope but most the time Junk

Anonymous #15 said:

Dope can be any illegal drug man.

They used to call weed 'dope' back in the 70s

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