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Itty bitty condom committee
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I ran out of rubbers so I asked my girlfriend if she had any and she did, except when she brought them... they weren't Magnums. This sucks because:

A) They were too small and choked my dick so I kept on having to go down on her to re-harden it, not that I really mind but it was kinda embarassing.

and

B) She knows I need Magnums so why does she have these bullshit Lifestyles? :eek:

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #1]
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fuck lifestyles, they break n leak and all sorts of worries. Funnily enough its the brand sex clinics give you... maybe so you'll be back for family planning....

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I ran out of rubbers so I asked my girlfriend if she had any and she did, except when she brought them... they weren't Magnums. This sucks because:

A) They were too small and choked my dick so I kept on having to go down on her to re-harden it, not that I really mind but it was kinda embarassing.

and

B) She knows I need Magnums so why does she have these bullshit Lifestyles? :eek:


maybe she's seeing another guy with a smaller dick?

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Yeah exactly, except... what kinda fuckin' sense would that make? :shrug:

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Yeah exactly, except... what kinda fuckin' sense would that make? :shrug:


Size isn't everything. Maybe he bathes?

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Stfu little man, I bathe once a week whether I need it or not!

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Or maybe he pays her?

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #4]
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LOL, also ya lifestyle XL's are too small.

I cant even get them on LOL.

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Yo condoms suck.

How do you guys even enjoy fucking with those damned things?  Fuckin shrink wrap they are.

I mean, often enough the girls don't even want to use them they know how lame they are.

Damn you STD!

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #6]
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I like condoms, they give me more control over when I come, girls love that shit. And my last girlfriend really didn't tolerate birth control well so it wasn't much of a choice.

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Theyre made for the teenagers that go into PP.
But fuck condoms, seriously. Its awful to use them once you know what its like without.

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Theyre made for the teenagers that go into PP.
But fuck condoms, seriously. Its awful to use them once you know what its like without.


Fuckin right.

Anonymous #1 said:
I like condoms, they give me more control over when I come, girls love that shit. And my last girlfriend really didn't tolerate birth control well so it wasn't much of a choice.


For fuck sakes man, you mean to tell me that you actually enjoy condom sex more than the feeling of your bare-cock sliding into a soft, warm, wet, gushy cunt?

Come on now...

Edited by Anonymous (11/28/09 12:07 AM)

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Quote:
For fuck sakes man, you mean to tell me that you actually enjoy condom sex more than the feeling of your bare-cock sliding into a soft, warm, wet, gushy cunt?

Come on now...


There's tradeoffs for everything, but I get to do that when a girl's on her period, just gotta fuck the nastiness out of her in the shower first  :redwings:

But in general I'm focused first, last, and always on making sure that she comes a lot. And condoms have never interfered with that, usually the opposite.

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I can last longer with a condom on.

If I raw dog I cum super fuckin quick but with a condomn everyone can be a porn star.

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #2]
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LIEK OMG ME 2!!!11  CEPT I DONT EVEN FIT INTO MAGNUMS OMG MY PENIS IS SO HUGE




internet anonymity:  where everybody has such a huge dick they don't fit into regular condoms.  except "not fitting into regular condoms" would mean "magnums are tight as shit", because there is not a significant difference in size between the two.  it's more an ego thing.  d-bags.

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
LIEK OMG ME 2!!!11  CEPT I DONT EVEN FIT INTO MAGNUMS OMG MY PENIS IS SO HUGE




internet anonymity:  where everybody has such a huge dick they don't fit into regular condoms.  except "not fitting into regular condoms" would mean "magnums are tight as shit", because there is not a significant difference in size between the two.  it's more an ego thing.  d-bags.


WTF then why dont they make condoms that fit me faggot?

Basically whether or not there is a major difference, if you can fit into condoms and I cant than my dick is bigger than yours and I w1n.

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
WTF then why dont they make condoms that fit me faggot?



Oh, I've got a condom that will fit you juuuuuuuuust right! :wink: 

:bananabang:

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
WTF then why dont they make condoms that fit me faggot?



what in the hell are you even talking about.  i really, honestly, truly cannot begin to even unravel the thought string that lead you to write these words.  I mean, WHY CAN'T WE ENOUGH CEREAL TED, WHY?



that makes every bit as much sense as what you just said. 
yeah, they make condoms that fit you, they make all kinds of condoms that fit you, they make condoms that fit you that you'd probably claim are too tight as they slide off into some guttertramp's sloppy vag.

People put condoms over their heads and inflate them with their nose just to post a stupid video on youtube.  Your little babydick is not larger than some dude's cranium.  Condoms fit you.  d-bag.

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #6]
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when I go into the shop i usually hang around until lots of people are there and then ask for 5 packets of extra large condoms for my big dick.

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Re: Itty bitty condom committee [Re: Anonymous #8]
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lmao, what kind of stupid whore buys that excuse anyway.

"uh yeh bebbe, id wear a rubber but DAMN GIRL I IS JUST TOO BIG AND CANT!"


bitch buys that, she deserves your AIDS and severely retarded man-child.

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