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Almond Flour
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I love condoms

#10984830 - 09/02/09 09:06 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

THis thread got me thinking that maybe some kids are reading this and are gonna be stupid.

Nothing satisfys me more than to blow my load into a nice condom. 100% worry free :rockon:

:rockon:

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doyoutrip
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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

[Re: Almond Flour]
#10984836 - 09/02/09 09:09 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Yea fuck condoms :thumbup:

:thumbup:

Thats why I give birth control a :bonghit:

:bonghit:

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UnholyChild666
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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

[Re: Almond Flour]
#10984838 - 09/02/09 09:09 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

better than babies

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Almond Flour
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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

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#10984839 - 09/02/09 09:10 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

UnholyChild666 said:

better than babies

:strokebeard:

THis man has a point

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Apollyphelion
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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

[Re: Almond Flour]
#10984847 - 09/02/09 09:12 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

What's wrong with condoms?

They are like a sexual skeleton key.
Have one with you and you might get in any door.
Iromically, they also lock the doors for other things getting in.
Latch Key Kids.

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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

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#10984853 - 09/02/09 09:14 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i hate it when i have to wear a shitty condom that is all dry. those fucking malaysians.

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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

[Re: Almond Flour]
#10984855 - 09/02/09 09:16 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Also if they hurt your dick than try magnums unless you already are than I guess you must have a massive cock. I have a fat dick but not over average length magnums feel better if you got girth.

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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

[Re: Almond Flour]
#10984858 - 09/02/09 09:17 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

You're going to get a disease or knock someone up if you don't use them. Just bite the bullet.

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Almond Flour
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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

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#10984865 - 09/02/09 09:21 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Learyfan said:

You're going to get a disease or knock someone up if you don't use them. Just bite the bullet.

what a great way to start the day

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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

[Re: Almond Flour]
#10984869 - 09/02/09 09:22 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

wow

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virus1824
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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

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#10984882 - 09/02/09 09:27 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

condoms never fit me :frown:

:frown:

they cut off my circulation and i dont feel shit :frown:

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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

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#10984886 - 09/02/09 09:30 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

you could always get her to wear a female condom.....

i bet it feels weird as shit.

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Almond Flour
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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

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#10984892 - 09/02/09 09:33 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

virus1824 said:

condoms never fit me they cut off my circulation and i dont feel shit

Pretty much how I feel. I tried the whole "Bigger width" thing with Magnums (which helps a little), but the base of my cock kinda spreads out. Making that tight ring cut off the circulation.

Id be happy to post some pics :jamming:

:jamming:

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Swyfty Swyf
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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

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#10984895 - 09/02/09 09:34 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Or a dental dam.

She don't know what kind of shit you got neither.

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UnholyChild666
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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

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#10984896 - 09/02/09 09:35 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

don't think they are near as effective as male ones.

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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

[Re: Almond Flour]
#10984906 - 09/02/09 09:38 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Tea said:

virus1824 said:

condoms never fit me they cut off my circulation and i dont feel shit

Pretty much how I feel. I tried the whole "Bigger width" thing with Magnums (which helps a little), but the base of my cock kinda spreads out. Making that tight ring cut off the circulation.

Id be happy to post some pics

Yea same. bigger width, XXL and so on. none works.They always rip or cut off the circulation. its really heart breaking to see my hard pulsating cock get choked on stretched latex. It takes revenge on just dying on me until i take it off.

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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

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#10984934 - 09/02/09 09:49 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

fuck rubbers, whats the point of fucking if it isn't skin on skin?

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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

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#10984952 - 09/02/09 09:54 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

so true.

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Apollyphelion
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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

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#10984981 - 09/02/09 10:04 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

suburbantoker said:

fuck rubbers, whats the point of fucking if it isn't skin on skin?

Men

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Re: FUCK CONDOMS!

[Re: Apollyphelion]
#10984997 - 09/02/09 10:10 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

they shouldn't even make condoms anymore.

birth control pills are doin thangs

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