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Lamo Anonymous boys.....
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Just so you know, coming from a girl, all you virgin dumbfuck stalkers LISTEN UP!  You need to have like 6 different girls (jealousy), have them all on stand by (they wait for YOU to call) EVEN IF YOU ARE UGLY THIS WORKS!!!  Always mention your other broads, always give them compliments that take them down a peg, EX.:  that's a cute shirt, even if it does make you look a little chubby....  IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY, IT'S HOW YOU SAY IT!  PIMP MIND CONTROL!!!  Never buy them anything!!!!  When you go out, buy yourself drinks, but not them.  Always insinuate sex!!  We want to fuck on the first date too.  If a chick doesn't respond to this, MOVE THE FUCK ON!  Always hit on her friends IN FRONT OF HER.  After all this, she will be so jealous she will jump right on that cock of yours.  You can be fat, ugly, deformed, whatever.  But you challenged her!  It's a numbers game also.  You're going to strike out with a lot of chicks, but the ones it works on will be porno stars!  Or at least you'll get a wet cock now and then!
DISCLAIMER:  this is only if you are trying to play the field, not if you're looking for a relationship.

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #2]
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What the fuck makes girls or women think that they are worthy enough so as to have us men wasting our time and energy to have 6 of them in our presence?

People are people, you stupid fucking bitch, and not everybody isn't asexual.

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #3]
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that 's stupid.

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Well said.

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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just tryin to help you boys out.  you all ask for advice, i'm giving you advice of a woman.  you don't want it #3, fuck right off then.  i don't give a fuck if you get pussy

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:ooo:

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I get pussy all the time... me

for the most part, this crazy bitch is correct. I spend money on a few of them tho. They are more fun when you buy lots a drinks :smile:

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I do agree with her that it's better to have your sights on lots of girls at once. It gives you a natural feeling of confidence and power; after all, if things don't work out with the girl you're with one moment, it doesn't matter. You don't need her. You've got like five others to move on to. That feeling translates to sexiness in your general behavior and body language.

I went for a really long time with only one interest at a time... most frustrating period in my life sexually. Not a single one of my interests was remotely inclined to be interested back, because I naturally acted needy and desperate towards each one. She was all I could think about, so it made me nervous and dodgy and sexually awkward. But as soon as you make a good introduction with a girl, go ahead and move onto another one so your success is fresh in your mind and builds up your confidence with the opposite sex in general. It might take you a while to get started, but the more you get shot down, the less it will damage your confidence, and the more comfortable you will get with talking to sexually appealing strangers.

This confidence-building effect stacks indefinitely; that is how players become players.

Girls these days seem to make a very clear distinction between fuckbuddies and boyfriends. The vast majority of women I've met will not consider it "cheating" to be flirting with many different girls at once. It is also much easier to find a fuckbuddy than a girlfriend. If a girl is looking for a fuckbuddy and you catch onto this, the best way to shoot yourself in the foot is to act emotionally attached and chivalrous. Women seem to be turned off by seeing you bend over backwards for them unless there is already a deep emotional connection.

Likewise, you must be certain as to what you are looking for: a fuckbuddy or a girlfriend. These are two VERY different games, and the advice here is presented explicitly for the purpose of finding fuckbuddies.

It's also good advice for getting an STD. Fuckbuddies are occasionally not worth the effort in the first place. But that's another matter entirely...

Just my masculine interpretation of what OP was trying to say. :stoned:

Finding a girlfriend is what I've always really wanted and let me say it's fucking hard and virtually impossible to be patient enough for it with a young male sex drive.

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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We already know that.

Women want what they can't have.  Its pathetic though - some of us a not willing to be complete asshats just to get a women to like us.

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #8]
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You don't have to be a complete asshat at all.

You just have to be like a rock. There are a few ways to do that, this is how I've been doing it. :shrug:

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #7]
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You have to seem unphaseable and unwilling to submit to her games.

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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I really hope that more than half of the posts here are just trolling. I know that mine are...

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I HATE bullshit like this.  Why do girls play games like this?

I've nailed four girls in the past year.  So, I get laid, but not incredibly often.  I could play this stupid alpha male "hit on everything that moves, blow girls off, and treat them like crap" thing to increase my sex count but I do not feel like expending the effort or playing stupid games like that.  This does not mean that I'm needy or a wimp.  I have a backbone, I have confidence in who I am, and I do my own thing.  But, I absolutely fucking refuse to pretend to be something I'm not just to fuck dumb young cunts no matter how hot they may be.

Why can't girls just want to fuck with no bullshit like us dudes?  I like meeting sweet interesting girls who are easy to talk to and who want to jump in bed.  I'm not looking for a girlfriend necessarily and I'm not going to call you 50 times a day and be all desperate and shit.

Let's go get a few drinks, do some fun stuff, and fuck like bunnies.  No games.  :shrug:

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
I could play this stupid alpha male "hit on everything that moves, blow girls off, and treat them like crap" thing to increase my sex count but I do not feel like expending the effort or playing stupid games like that.


That is not how this game is played. There is plenty of room for subtlety and respect. In fact, subtlety and respect are your two greatest allies. They'll only be on your side when you're confident, which is what girls are really looking for. You don't need to hit on anyone or treat anyone like crap to get attention from women.

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #7]
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What you just said is in direct contradiction to what Anonymous #1 said.

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Who do I trust?  Anonymous #1 or #7?  My brain is all a-twitter.

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Nope, no contradiction.

In her clumsy way the OP was saying that you must clearly and comfortably be in command of yourself. YOU are not waiting on HER or you will look lame.

There are obviously exceptions but this is how "the game" generally works. Most women decide who to get with based on how little they appear to be in need of women; thus it is a victory for them when they get with you. There's no fun in bagging a dude who obviously wants you from the start. That's hardly a bag at all now, is it?

Some guys like to use this as an opportunity to do assy things, because they're assy people. I'm not, I prefer to be respectful, but I still get laid frequently because I can wrangle up some real-live confidence from time to time.

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Just so you know, coming from a girl, all you virgin dumbfuck stalkers LISTEN UP!  You need to have like 6 different girls (jealousy), have them all on stand by (they wait for YOU to call) EVEN IF YOU ARE UGLY THIS WORKS!!!  Always mention your other broads, always give them compliments that take them down a peg, EX.:  that's a cute shirt, even if it does make you look a little chubby....  IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAY, IT'S HOW YOU SAY IT!  PIMP MIND CONTROL!!!  Never buy them anything!!!!  When you go out, buy yourself drinks, but not them.  Always insinuate sex!!  We want to fuck on the first date too.  If a chick doesn't respond to this, MOVE THE FUCK ON!  Always hit on her friends IN FRONT OF HER.  After all this, she will be so jealous she will jump right on that cock of yours.  You can be fat, ugly, deformed, whatever.  But you challenged her!  It's a numbers game also.  You're going to strike out with a lot of chicks, but the ones it works on will be porno stars!  Or at least you'll get a wet cock now and then!
DISCLAIMER:  this is only if you are trying to play the field, not if you're looking for a relationship.


CAn't you see you are being played. This advice is BS.

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Re: Lamo Anonymous boys..... [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Sadly, #1 is true, but it also makes me fucking sick when bitches (yes, BITCHES) complain about men treating them like shit when they always go after the douchebags.

Makes me not want to date anyone until I'm 25 and they get that shit out of their system.

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