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Lallafa
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How to be a good American
#900707 - 09/22/02 11:54 PM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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kk
Edited by Lallafa (11/21/09 01:23 PM)
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sir tripsalot
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Re: How to be a good American [Re: Lallafa]
#900737 - 09/23/02 12:17 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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You're missing -be a christian and vote in the politicians who are too, neglecting their take on the issues.
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Re: How to be a good American [Re: Lallafa]
#902051 - 09/23/02 03:45 PM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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Larrythescaryrex
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Re: How to be a good American [Re: Lallafa]
#903046 - 09/23/02 10:01 PM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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lol
-------------------- RIP Acidic_Sloth Sunset_Mission said: "larry the scary rex verily scary when thoroughly vexed invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex mercifully massacring memories masterfully relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs" April 24th 2011
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thePatient
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Re: How to be a good American [Re: Lallafa]
#908496 - 09/25/02 10:21 PM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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dont forget, Be as replaceable as possible.
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Re: How to be a good American [Re: thePatient]
#908522 - 09/25/02 10:29 PM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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that should be published and declared as a sacred code.
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chodamunky
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Re: How to be a good American [Re: Lallafa]
#916696 - 09/29/02 11:15 AM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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you forgot, "drink beer and smoke as much cigarettes as possible" because they will make your life exactly as depicted on the advertisements shoved down your raspy throat.
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Re: How to be a good American [Re: chodamunky]
#916845 - 09/29/02 01:09 PM (21 years, 6 months ago) |
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johnnyfive
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Re: How to be a good American [Re: foghorn]
#920020 - 09/30/02 05:29 PM (21 years, 5 months ago) |
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Don't Question Anything!!!!!!!!!!!!
THINK DRUGS ARE BAD BAD BAD
BLINDLY WORSHIP PRESIDENT BUSH
Worry only about what fashion is in .. and what is out
ONLY worry about your own livelyhood
FIGHT over which party is worst demoracts or republicans (Got some news there both corrupt)
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Re: How to be a good American [Re: Lallafa]
#920160 - 09/30/02 06:19 PM (21 years, 5 months ago) |
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The best way.... Kill all liberals. Kill them dead. Kill them now. Then kill them again just to be sure.
-------------------- You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers
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Re: How to be a good American [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#920784 - 09/30/02 09:35 PM (21 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'll add one more......
Have the ignorant frame of mind to think that things can't be changed. The American way of life is the only way! It can't change! Even if you don't like being a coporate slave, you can't do anything about it, Thats just the way it is......
All Bullshit.
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Re: How to be a good American [Re: Lallafa]
#920951 - 09/30/02 05:41 PM (21 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sorry, but your post sounds like a typical southern person.....
Perhaps some world travel would help you be more open to things.....
While I am definately against the war, I am not some sheltered rich kid living off his dad who has no real world experience,
so, I offer you this:
1 Watch different TV stations to get a variety of sources nice 2 Join any branch of the military or armed forces real people join the military for a million doifferent reasons....most are good folk who have no idea what is going on in the world....they just need some $ 3 Go to work everyday for 8 hours, give at least ? of income to government better than not working and getting your mom to give you $ everyday....right?.......? better to supoort a "peace tax" than to lamb baste the poor who do not know what a peace tax is 4 Spend most of your paycheck on insurance, gas, loan repayments, and consumer items produced by gigantic corporations as opposed to spending mom's money on booze, pot, and cheap ugly college girls? 5 Aspire to have rims the south is not the entire US........when you finally get out, on your dad's dime, you will see this 6 Think like innvertigo his opinion is as valid as yours
7 Blame osama bin laden ?
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Re: How to be a good American [Re: luvdemshrooms]
#921169 - 09/30/02 07:03 PM (21 years, 5 months ago) |
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Kill all liberals. Kill them dead. Kill them now. Then kill them again just to be sure.
From "The Way of the Moron" page 72....
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