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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Do you have an older picture of her to post? :smile:

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Maybe it's because there is a good chance she's become a hippopotamus?

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
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dry smash her shitbox, that should stop the awkwardness for sure.

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
Maybe it's because there is a good chance she's become a hippopotamus?



I knew it!

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/8873034#Post8873034

Spiritual Seeker said:
So it turns out ive come in contact with a girl i knew from high school. She was slightly overweight then but now she has pretty much crossed the line.

Its safe to say that she is now "Fat". Not TOOOO fucking huge like she could kill me if she was on top but trust me....Shes pretty big.

I personally have a thing for "Slightly Larger" Women. But when they are plain overweight its not something i wanna get romantically involved with.

Anyway Ive always wanted to have sex with this chick. Im willing to put money on it that if i called her tonight i could have her pants off before 12am. But im not sure how i feel about this, And heres how i know im having doubts.

When i jack off mentally picturing her its pretty awsome, but as soon as i blow my load im filled with cirtain "Feelings". And these feelings arnt really that good.

It makes me realize how akward i would feel afterwards if i went through with this dark urge of mine. My father once told me "Fat girlfriends are like mopeds.....all fun and games untill your friends see you with one" And i couldnt agree more.

There are other factors, Including this chick would tell EVERYONE shes sleeping with me, However i no longer know or affiliate with the people she talks to so that problem is solved. Its not like i give a fuck.

But the real issue is, how am i gonna tollerate my roomates ragging on me for having a fatty as a fuck buddy.

And the last issue is that this girl has had feelings for me (Liked me in hich school). And i know that she would become emotionally attatched. But if shes down to just be fuck buddies.....Why fight it?


Please help guys. Its a serious problem that i think all males have to face at one point in their lifetime.

"What do i do about this phatty"?

Thoughts?
Experiances?
ect?



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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Ask her if she's about a size 12 and then shove her into the hole you have in the basement.

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Re: Serious Question -- Might have girl over [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Damn, I got enough OTD comments, didn't I?

I had her over yesterday, and we had an alright time (talked for a while and made out later for a while).  She's not fat at all. :smile:  She's pretty, imo.

However, I didn't know her age, and it turns out that she's 16 and I'm 18.

Is this wrong?  It kind of feels wrong. :/

Or am I to go with "If it feels good, do it" ?

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