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Unforgettable Experiences.... This One's WAY different...
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You know how you just can't forget your most embarrassing experiences or your most thrilling/exciting experiences?

Well, this was neither, but just as unforgettable because of how unusual it was;

First, some background... Most of you know that I have a male yellow Labrador named "Shane", the best dog in the world :wink:

Well, someday, I desire to replace him with one of his offspring, but it places me in quandary...

Letting him remain intact means he can't enjoy the pleasure of socialization with other dogs in 'doggy day-care'.
(They don't accept intact males.)  He SO deserves to get to go to day camp a couple of days a week, but with his nuts, he's not allowed.

My only options are; either leave him intact and deprive him of the pleasure of 'doggy day-care' whenever the opportunity arises, or neuter him and get to have him go there, thereby eliminating the chance of have having one his offspring replace him someday.

BUT THEN.... My mom suggested the 'best-of-both-worlds' solution to the quandary!  Have his semen frozen!! WOAH!! I didn't know that was done for dogs!!

I called a place just 3 miles away that does this and made an appointment. It was today. They first drew some blood to test for a genetic disease that would eliminate his eligibility and he passed that screening.

10 minutes later, they called out that they were ready for Shane. They needed to take his first semen sample to make sure he had freezable juice.

Well!! I brought him into an exam room where they had a bitch in heat waiting with 3 female veterinary assistants in their early 20's.  The three were all very cute chicks. Shane sniffed the bitches' bleeding pussy and instantly went into hyper-horny mode... 2 of the girls jerked him off while holding him back from mounting the bitch, while the third held the bitch in place. They collected 2 samples and tested them... He passed with flying colors (90% motility and 745 million sperm per milliliter) A perfectly freezable specimen.

The image of those girls jerking my dog off is permanently implanted in my memory. It's so WEIRD and they did it with smiles on their faces as if it was the most natural thing in the world.

Can you imagine guys dating these chicks and asking what they do for a living? "I jerk-off male purebred dogs". :lol:


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I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. :tongue2:

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Re: Unforgettable Experiences.... This One's WAY different... [Re: TM]
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wut no way they jerked ur dog off
that is crazy man
thats 1 lucky dawg


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Re: Unforgettable Experiences.... This One's WAY different... [Re: TM]
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Are you serious?
This thing had me laughing a good deal.


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Re: Unforgettable Experiences.... This One's WAY different... [Re: boxcarguy07]
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i didn't have the time to read that.

did it have anything to do with your butt?

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Re: Unforgettable Experiences.... This One's WAY different... [Re: appleorange]
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Crazy stuff, one for the memories.


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Re: Unforgettable Experiences.... This One's WAY different... [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
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wtf is so special about doggy daycare??


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nigga please

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Re: Unforgettable Experiences.... This One's WAY different... [Re: appleorange]
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:mattz: oh yeah thats hot

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Re: Unforgettable Experiences.... This One's WAY different... [Re: ReposadoXochipilli]
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too bad you didnt join in

tho im sure your dog appreciated that:rofl:


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Re: Unforgettable Experiences.... This One's WAY different... [Re: Konyap]
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can i get my semen frozen too?


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nigga please

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Re: Unforgettable Experiences.... This One's WAY different... [Re: Konyap]
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I feel so gross right now and I Just took a shower, I may need to take another one.

:crankey:

"I manually masterbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

Name that movie...


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Every mistake, intentional or otherwise, in the above post, is the fault of the reader.

Edited by Penguarky Tunguin (04/14/08 10:25 PM)

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Re: Unforgettable Experiences.... This One's WAY different... [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
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ClerX


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