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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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I need some advice on getting rid of a girl
    #7807640 - 12/28/07 03:01 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

She calls me and comes over a lot. It's not that I dislike her...it's just that I don't really like her either. She elicits no feelings in me other than occassional minor annoyance. But, she seems to really like me. She keeps trying to ratchet things up like getting me to take her places and getting me more involved in her life. And, the sex is REALLY bad. I've never had such horribly boring and unfun sex before.

I don't want to look like an asshole though. I totally want to look like a nice guy but just have her go away. Does anybody have any strategies?


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7807645 - 12/28/07 03:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I was gonna offer some advice until you said you wanted to seem like a nice guy still, now you're out of my field of expertise.


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7807646 - 12/28/07 03:03 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

tell her you're gay


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7807647 - 12/28/07 03:05 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Holy Shit! You're a fucking genius! Problem solved.


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7807652 - 12/28/07 03:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Tell her she's fat. Guaranteed to get rid of a girl or your money back!


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7807655 - 12/28/07 03:06 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

stop screwing her to start she will never leave then!!!


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7807659 - 12/28/07 03:07 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Holy Shit!  You're a fucking genius!  Problem solved.




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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: blkjkrabbit]
    #7807666 - 12/28/07 03:09 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Just be honest and tell her you don't see a future with her. She'll cry but it will be more kind to her to do it sooner rather than later.

Oh, and quit fucking her unless you want a stalker.


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7807668 - 12/28/07 03:10 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Kick her in the face.
Repeat until desired outcome.


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: jewunit]
    #7807672 - 12/28/07 03:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

tell her you have the aids


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: jewunit]
    #7807674 - 12/28/07 03:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

jewunit said:
Kick her in the face.
Repeat until desired outcome.




This will probably be the only way to get away cleanly and still seem like a nice guy. All those other ways will not go over nicely no matter how much it seems like they might. But brain damage always stops a bitch from talking.


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Jadian]
    #7807677 - 12/28/07 03:12 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

:rofl:


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7807695 - 12/28/07 03:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Boy, I wish my biggest problem in the world was a girl who fucks me that I can't get rid of. ASS!


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #7807701 - 12/28/07 03:20 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

PISS!


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #7807706 - 12/28/07 03:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Right in the middle of us doing it I was wondering if my gas bill had come in the mail today. That's how bad the sex is.

Plus she has all kinds of issues and drama. I've seen some red flags already that I don't like.


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7807728 - 12/28/07 03:28 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Then start fights based on that drama if you aren't already. Communicate with the woman! She may be having fun during sex and might not know that you aren't. If she has issues and drama, do you need any more excuse to break it off with her?


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #7807785 - 12/28/07 03:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I don't think you can get out of this one without seeming like even a tiny bit of a dickhead. She will get over it tho.

Someone said quit having sex with her, otherwise you will have a psycho stalker lady on your hands and this is pretty good advice. The first step is to STOP the sex.

If you have sex with a woman she will assume that is because you have feelings for her. It doesn't matter how temporary the sex is, how good or bad, dirty and nasty....etc. SEX = FEELINGS.

You cannot continue to have sex with a girl and expect her to go away. Good luck!


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    #7807790 - 12/28/07 03:46 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7807798 - 12/28/07 03:49 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

At least ask if you can stick it in her butt before you do. That may be all that you HAVE to do. Either way, its worth a shot.


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #7807834 - 12/28/07 04:04 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Better yet, don't ask, just do it. That solves two problems at once.


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