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 RandalFlagg
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 I need some advice on getting rid of a girl 
#7807640 - 12/28/07 03:01 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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She calls me and comes over a lot. It's not that I dislike her...it's just that I don't really like her either. She elicits no feelings in me other than occassional minor annoyance. But, she seems to really like me. She keeps trying to ratchet things up like getting me to take her places and getting me more involved in her life. And, the sex is REALLY bad. I've never had such horribly boring and unfun sex before.
I don't want to look like an asshole though. I totally want to look like a nice guy but just have her go away. Does anybody have any strategies?
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7807645 - 12/28/07 03:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I was gonna offer some advice until you said you wanted to seem like a nice guy still, now you're out of my field of expertise.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7807646 - 12/28/07 03:03 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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tell her you're gay
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RandalFlagg
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7807647 - 12/28/07 03:05 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Holy Shit! You're a fucking genius! Problem solved.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7807652 - 12/28/07 03:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tell her she's fat. Guaranteed to get rid of a girl or your money back!
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7807655 - 12/28/07 03:06 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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stop screwing her to start she will never leave then!!!
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7807659 - 12/28/07 03:07 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
Holy Shit! You're a fucking genius! Problem solved.
 
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: blkjkrabbit]
#7807666 - 12/28/07 03:09 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just be honest and tell her you don't see a future with her. She'll cry but it will be more kind to her to do it sooner rather than later.
Oh, and quit fucking her unless you want a stalker.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7807668 - 12/28/07 03:10 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Kick her in the face.
Repeat until desired outcome.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: jewunit]
#7807672 - 12/28/07 03:11 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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tell her you have the aids
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: jewunit]
#7807674 - 12/28/07 03:11 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
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Kick her in the face.
Repeat until desired outcome.
This will probably be the only way to get away cleanly and still seem like a nice guy. All those other ways will not go over nicely no matter how much it seems like they might. But brain damage always stops a bitch from talking.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Jadian]
#7807677 - 12/28/07 03:12 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7807695 - 12/28/07 03:19 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Boy, I wish my biggest problem in the world was a girl who fucks me that I can't get rid of. ASS!
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 we could all use a little more sunshine.
 yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#7807701 - 12/28/07 03:20 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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PISS!
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#7807706 - 12/28/07 03:23 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Right in the middle of us doing it I was wondering if my gas bill had come in the mail today. That's how bad the sex is.
Plus she has all kinds of issues and drama. I've seen some red flags already that I don't like.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7807728 - 12/28/07 03:28 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Then start fights based on that drama if you aren't already. Communicate with the woman! She may be having fun during sex and might not know that you aren't. If she has issues and drama, do you need any more excuse to break it off with her?
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#7807785 - 12/28/07 03:45 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't think you can get out of this one without seeming like even a tiny bit of a dickhead. She will get over it tho.
Someone said quit having sex with her, otherwise you will have a psycho stalker lady on your hands and this is pretty good advice. The first step is to STOP the sex.
If you have sex with a woman she will assume that is because you have feelings for her. It doesn't matter how temporary the sex is, how good or bad, dirty and nasty....etc. SEX = FEELINGS.
You cannot continue to have sex with a girl and expect her to go away. Good luck!
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: dr_gonz]
#7807798 - 12/28/07 03:49 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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At least ask if you can stick it in her butt before you do. That may be all that you HAVE to do. Either way, its worth a shot.
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#7807834 - 12/28/07 04:04 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Better yet, don't ask, just do it. That solves two problems at once.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#7807855 - 12/28/07 04:08 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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you say she really like you?
have her do some fucked up sex shit like stuff she doesnt want to do. stick something in her ass ad fuck her then fuck her ass.
jizz in her hair and dont let her know.
just exploit her sexually then ...
say i just cant see you anymore i just cant help thinking about how much of a slut you are.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: pong]
#7807862 - 12/28/07 04:11 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yep, combine the two.
Put it in her butt and when she doesn't like it, say "sorry, I'm gay, see?" and try putting it in her butt again.
Retarded.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
#7807870 - 12/28/07 04:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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it is key to call her a slut IMO
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7807871 - 12/28/07 04:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Don't just put it in her butt right away either. Pull out halfway in and then go for it, then you are lubed up. If the shit really hits the fan just say it was an accident.
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
#7807872 - 12/28/07 04:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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three simple words: "ass to mouth"
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
#7807873 - 12/28/07 04:16 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just distance yourself from her and if she asks why you're being so cold, explain that you're not interested in any type of relationship with her.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#7807891 - 12/28/07 04:23 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
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Don't just put it in her butt right away either. Pull out halfway in and then go for it, then you are lubed up. If the shit really hits the fan just say it was an accident.
If the shit hits the fan then that's some crazy anal sex right there.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Jadian]
#7807908 - 12/28/07 04:29 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm kinda in the same boat I haven't talked to girl thats obsessed with me in a while but she still has my grateful dead hoody in her car. I dunno what to do cause I want my hoody back but if I see her she will want to hang out.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Gainer]
#7807930 - 12/28/07 04:37 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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The only girls that I would want to get rid of would be girls who like me and I don't like them physically, which always sucks. If I had a girl I found attractive who wanted to bone me, regardless of the situation I would not complain. Why don't you tell her to just cut the crap, get better in bed and state that she is getting on your nerves. You can be as blunt as you want or sugarcoat it, but I think you still just need to talk to her.
If she is all these annoying things, how or why did you get to where you are at in the first place?
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Cannabischarlie]
#7807937 - 12/28/07 04:39 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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piss and shit all over her and be like "oh i tottally thought you were into that"
she wont come back
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: moon_glue]
#7807940 - 12/28/07 04:40 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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piss and shit all over her and be like "oh i tottally thought you were into that"
she wont come back
And if she totally is into that?
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Gainer]
#7807958 - 12/28/07 04:43 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Kill her and chop her up into neat 8" long pieces. Eat whatever doesn't measure out to 8". Then, just put the pieces in bags with rocks and go out like 50 miles from the coast. Problem solved, you still look like a nice guy.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Jadian]
#7807985 - 12/28/07 04:53 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jadian said:
Quote:
moon_glue said:
piss and shit all over her and be like "oh i tottally thought you were into that"
she wont come back
And if she totally is into that?
dunno?
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: moon_glue]
#7808000 - 12/28/07 04:59 PM (16 years, 3 months ago) |
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Get her to dump you. You look good, she looks like the bitch and you get the sympathy sex 
Or alternately, take naked pictures of her and print them and stick em all over her workplace. You'll never see her again.
On a more serious note, just come clean, tell her you don't think it is going anywhere and run run run.
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