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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #7807855 - 12/28/07 04:08 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

you say she really like you?

have her do some fucked up sex shit like stuff she doesnt want to do. stick something in her ass ad fuck her then fuck her ass.

jizz in her hair and dont let her know.

just exploit her sexually then ...


say i just cant see you anymore i just cant help thinking about how much of a slut you are.


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: pong]
    #7807862 - 12/28/07 04:11 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Yep, combine the two.

Put it in her butt and when she doesn't like it, say "sorry, I'm gay, see?" and try putting it in her butt again.

:lol:

Retarded.


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7807870 - 12/28/07 04:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

it is key to call her a slut IMO


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7807871 - 12/28/07 04:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Don't just put it in her butt right away either. Pull out halfway in and then go for it, then you are lubed up. If the shit really hits the fan just say it was an accident.


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #7807872 - 12/28/07 04:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

three simple words: "ass to mouth"


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #7807873 - 12/28/07 04:16 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Just distance yourself from her and if she asks why you're being so cold, explain that you're not interested in any type of relationship with her.


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #7807891 - 12/28/07 04:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Cannabischarlie said:
Don't just put it in her butt right away either. Pull out halfway in and then go for it, then you are lubed up. If the shit really hits the fan just say it was an accident.




If the shit hits the fan then that's some crazy anal sex right there.


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Jadian]
    #7807908 - 12/28/07 04:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

I'm kinda in the same boat I haven't talked to girl thats obsessed with me in a while but she still has my grateful dead hoody in her car. I dunno what to do cause I want my hoody back but if I see her she will want to hang out.


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Gainer]
    #7807930 - 12/28/07 04:37 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The only girls that I would want to get rid of would be girls who like me and I don't like them physically, which always sucks. If I had a girl I found attractive who wanted to bone me, regardless of the situation I would not complain. Why don't you tell her to just cut the crap, get better in bed and state that she is getting on your nerves. You can be as blunt as you want or sugarcoat it, but I think you still just need to talk to her.

If she is all these annoying things, how or why did you get to where you are at in the first place?


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #7807937 - 12/28/07 04:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

piss and shit all over her and be like "oh i tottally thought you were into that"

she wont come back


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: moon_glue]
    #7807940 - 12/28/07 04:40 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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moon_glue said:
piss and shit all over her and be like "oh i tottally thought you were into that"

she wont come back




And if she totally is into that?


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Gainer]
    #7807958 - 12/28/07 04:43 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Kill her and chop her up into neat 8" long pieces.  Eat whatever doesn't measure out to 8".  Then, just put the pieces in bags with rocks and go out like 50 miles from the coast.  Problem solved, you still look like a nice guy.

:crazy2:


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: Jadian]
    #7807985 - 12/28/07 04:53 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Jadian said:
Quote:

moon_glue said:
piss and shit all over her and be like "oh i tottally thought you were into that"

she wont come back




And if she totally is into that?




dunno?


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Re: I need some advice on getting rid of a girl [Re: moon_glue]
    #7808000 - 12/28/07 04:59 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Get her to dump you. You look good, she looks like the bitch and you get the sympathy sex :rotfl:


Or alternately, take naked pictures of her and print them and stick em all over her workplace. You'll never see her again.

On a more serious note, just come clean, tell her you don't think it is going anywhere and run run run.


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