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I just had a huuuuge stoner moment..
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I was picking at a wart I have on my finger and decided to rip it off. It started bleeding so I grabbed a tissue and dabbed at it (they bleed like motherfuckers). Seeing as it's pretty much a gaping wound I teased it with the flame of my BIC to kill some of the germs. Five minutes later I look at my finger cuz it still hurt and to my ABSOLUTE TERROR it was black! It looked like dying or dead tissue and I completely bugged the fuck out. Then I realized it was just the flame residue from the lighter.


Scared the SHIT outta me!

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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Newbie]
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lol

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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Newbie]
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Hahahaha, i've had similar accounts. thought i had a huge tick and it turned out to be a crumb or something but i freaked out trying to find stuff to get it off


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Newbie]
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:lol:

Sounds like a fun time.


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Newbie]
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Go ahead and cauterize the wound. Fix that fuckin wart for all time.


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: LucidDream]
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:lol:

Another great example of a stoner moment! :laugh:


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Newbie]
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I remember thinking I busted my tooth only to find out later it was a piece of popcorn stuck in my teeth.


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: CosmicFool]
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I remember when I thought I twisted/bent my dick but it was just in an odd position. I was so terrified.


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: PyroBurns]
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I've woken up with a boner, rolled over, and thought I broke my dick. :sad:


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Equally_Diverse]
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''I just had a huuuuge stoner moment..''

Oh wait... Did I??

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:eek:



Happens to me all the time.

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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Newbie]
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I had quite a stoner moment earlier cleaning a glass pipe there was so much resin I didn't know what to fuckin do with it all and resin is so messy/stinky :stoned:

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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Newbie]
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Dude, warts can spread to other places, people...ahhh! that is scary!

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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Skunk420]
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This kind of wart only resides on hands and feet, it can't spread to genitals :wink:

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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Newbie]
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Oh I have had warts in the past on the outside of my fingers, I had a scary thought it might spread to my dick, never happened, but still, they spread and compound w is the only way to go..

Edited by Skunk420 (11/15/07 11:32 PM)

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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Skunk420]
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lol i read it as you were picking something from wal-mart and you decided to rip it off (steal it) and you started bleeding.

my god and im not even that high.


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