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OfflineNewbieS
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I just had a huuuuge stoner moment..
    #7640730 - 11/15/07 04:58 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I was picking at a wart I have on my finger and decided to rip it off. It started bleeding so I grabbed a tissue and dabbed at it (they bleed like motherfuckers). Seeing as it's pretty much a gaping wound I teased it with the flame of my BIC to kill some of the germs. Five minutes later I look at my finger cuz it still hurt and to my ABSOLUTE TERROR it was black! It looked like dying or dead tissue and I completely bugged the fuck out. Then I realized it was just the flame residue from the lighter.


Scared the SHIT outta me!


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Newbie]
    #7640759 - 11/15/07 05:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

lol


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Newbie]
    #7640769 - 11/15/07 05:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Hahahaha, i've had similar accounts. thought i had a huge tick and it turned out to be a crumb or something but i freaked out trying to find stuff to get it off


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Newbie]
    #7640770 - 11/15/07 05:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:

Sounds like a fun time.


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Newbie]
    #7640852 - 11/15/07 05:30 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Go ahead and cauterize the wound. Fix that fuckin wart for all time.


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: LucidDream]
    #7640924 - 11/15/07 05:48 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

:lol:

Another great example of a stoner moment! :laugh:


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Newbie]
    #7640991 - 11/15/07 06:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I remember thinking I busted my tooth only to find out later it was a piece of popcorn stuck in my teeth.


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: CosmicFool]
    #7641214 - 11/15/07 06:41 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I remember when I thought I twisted/bent my dick but it was just in an odd position. I was so terrified.


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: PyroBurns]
    #7641257 - 11/15/07 06:49 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I've woken up with a boner, rolled over, and thought I broke my dick. :sad:


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Equally_Diverse]
    #7641268 - 11/15/07 06:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

''I just had a huuuuge stoner moment..''

Oh wait... Did I??

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Happens to me all the time.


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Newbie]
    #7641888 - 11/15/07 09:11 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

I had quite a stoner moment earlier cleaning a glass pipe there was so much resin I didn't know what to fuckin do with it all and resin is so messy/stinky :stoned:


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Newbie]
    #7641929 - 11/15/07 09:19 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Dude, warts can spread to other places, people...ahhh! that is scary!


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Skunk420]
    #7641934 - 11/15/07 09:20 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

This kind of wart only resides on hands and feet, it can't spread to genitals :wink:


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Newbie]
    #7641990 - 11/15/07 09:31 PM (16 years, 2 months ago)

Oh I have had warts in the past on the outside of my fingers, I had a scary thought it might spread to my dick, never happened, but still, they spread and compound w is the only way to go..


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Re: I just had a huuuuge stoner moment.. [Re: Skunk420]
    #7642519 - 11/16/07 12:13 AM (16 years, 2 months ago)

lol i read it as you were picking something from wal-mart and you decided to rip it off (steal it) and you started bleeding.

my god and im not even that high.


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