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Best ways to ask a women for a date ?
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Other then "Would you like to meet for a date" and not sound creepy.


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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: Brainiac]
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something like "wanna catch a movie and get some dinner sometime?"

warning I have never really asked a women on a date so yea. But that sounds good. OR

"want to go out for sex and pizza?"
"no"
"why? you dont like pizza?"

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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: Brainiac]
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"are you walking to your car by yourself later?"

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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: Brainiac]
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ask em if they want to chill and smoke a blunt sometime.

:shrug:

usually works on the types of girls i'm usually interested in.


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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: nightkrawler]
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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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HELLA_TIGHT said:




:confused:


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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: Boom]
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Booooom said:
HELLA_TIGHT said:
Click this instead

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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: Boom]
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:rofl:


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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: Brainiac]
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1) whip out a fat stack of $100 bills
2) write your number on one of em
3) and then just hand it to her witha smile



it works EVERY time  :smirk:


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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: Muppet]
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hit her in the head with a club then drag her by her hair back to your cave


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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: Brainiac]
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Hey your daughter just isn't doing it for me anymore, so I was thinking X.


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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: Brainiac]
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actually, your response was the best so far.

"Hi, would you want to go for coffee/whatever?" worked for me. and now im engaged.
OoD


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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: Oracle Of Delphi]
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Listne to Oracle since he is obviously the only one with any kind of game around here. It might be cliché but asking to have a cup of coffee is a classic used by guys all over the world.


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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: Scarfmeister]
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Oracle is female. the female icon above her avatar should have told you that.


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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: Scarfmeister]
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Shroomnoob said:
Listne to Oracle since he is obviously the only one with any kind of game around here. 



:rotfl:


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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Acidic_Sloth said:
Oracle is female. the female icon above her avatar should have told you that.



As an OTDer I'm sure you know that the icon is not entirely reliable. :lol:


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: Brainiac]
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"Can I was your anus? No? Can he wax your anus?"


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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: DrCamacho89]
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This is how you do it fool!



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Re: Best ways to ask a women for a date ? [Re: Mickalopagus]
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Asking to go to the movies is rubbish. Boring as fuck. Nothing engaging, you're just sitting staring at a screen together.

Coffee is good however, if you know a cool place. Dont invite her to fucking starfucks or costa. Find a nice, really chill coffee or tea house where you can talk easily. Really, if she doesnt want to sit down and talk to you over a coffee then she's probably not interested at all.


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