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Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy!
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Okay, I lied to get you to open this LOL.

A young Shroomy friend of mine asked how to get chicks. He considered a website where you pay for connections toward uncommitted sex. I advised him to try real dating even though chicks who want commitments can screw up your head big time at a young age, or any age for that matter. (Yes, I'm dissing my own gender here.)
This is basically what I wrote to him:
If you have no interest in this advice, just skip it.
If this direction interests you, you can yourself these questions:

Are you close to a healthy weight for your height?
Do you keep yourself clean and neat?
Do you get enough sleep?
Do you have at least three other interests in life beyond sex, drugs and rock & roll that a chick might find interesting?
Do you know how to talk so chicks want to listen?
Do you have a female friend to coach you?

Try reading the Cosmopolitan website to get insights as to how to get what you want without getting infected, committed before you want to, or messed up by those strange beings called "women"!

Good luck to y'all out there in Shroom land.


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My inner child runs with scissors but plays nicely with others!

Sometimes the light's all shine'in on me,
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me,
What a looong strange trip it's been! ~ Truck'in

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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: MyInnerChild]
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I'd actually advise against reading anything Cosmo. Seriously.


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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: MyInnerChild]
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If I need to resort to reading Cosmo to get a girl I would bet my paycheck she would not stimulate me intellectually.

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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: DNKYD]
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Cosmo basically says: Be exactly what a girl wants with no compromise for yourself. Be a bitch for your woman.\


I shouldn't have to find something interesting for her to talk about, as long as it's interesting to me that should be enough. Why must we sacrifice our own likings to get someone else interested?


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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: AlCapwn]
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AlCapwn said:
I'd actually advise against reading anything Cosmo. Seriously.


That could very well be...for those "in the know" like you...I meant it for young guys, as I said, who are at a loss as to how to get started without risking infection etc.

I no longer just post post post but rather only pm individuals who might want to hear a kind word here and there, if they want it. I only say publicly what I think can be helpful and keep opinions to myself. The reason for that is cuz too many posters don't relate to my way of female etc. thinking and I said it several times...that's MY issue. I don't diss anyone for not "getting" the way I think.
That's how I "stick around". Please change the rating you gave me. thanks.


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My inner child runs with scissors but plays nicely with others!

Sometimes the light's all shine'in on me,
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me,
What a looong strange trip it's been! ~ Truck'in

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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: MyInnerChild]
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I've just given up.

Why do the girls always end up going out with the dickhead?
Because they only respond to blatent manipulation and ego kissing.

Then they go and complain to all their girl mates when there bloke is cheating on em because he was a fake all along that knows how to lie to women.

I know how to - it works - but I refuse to do it.

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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: MyInnerChild]
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The only good advice in cosmo, is in referral to oral sex.


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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! *DELETED* [Re: MyInnerChild]
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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: Ferris]
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Dude, fuck that. Seriously. If a woman isn't interested in you for what and who you are, tell her to kick rocks.

If all you want is a fuck, then stick to the usual douchebaggery. But changing yourself to gain a lifelong mate is a waste of lifetime.


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WAFFLEZZ!!!11!!!1!!!1!!!!

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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: Sunny]
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I'm not talking about a quick fuck, I'm talking about a relationship. You're probably right though.


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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: MyInnerChild]
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Ever try being yourself?

If thats not good enough, then their is really no point in developing a meaningful relationship on a meaningless premise.


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"Their is one overriding question that concerns us all: How can we get out of the fatal groove we are in, the one that is leading towards the brink?" Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
"We may not be capable of eradicating the corruption of reason, but we must nevertheless counter it at every instance and with every means." Dan Agin
"Politics is the best religion and politicians are the worst followers."
-It's ok to trip as long as you don't fall.
-Substance over Style.
-Common sense is uncommon.

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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: Ferris]
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Okay, skip Cosmo...my bad.

I'll explain what I think I wasn't clear on. I mentioned asking if you have interests they might share...
I didn't mean manufacture them, just to ask "Am I multifaceted enough to have common ground with people who, by virtue of their gender, think differently from the way I do?".

I think it helps to have broad interests for anyone male or female who wants to be a "garden" where beautiful things can grow. You need rows for all sorts of plants. Yeah MJ but others too. :wink:
Sorry if I brought up a sore point.
I said I would keep my opinion to myself and look what I got into. It's so hard when young guys write pathetic posts of longing for a life and they seem to need some cluing in ya know...sigh.
Sorry, I'll shut up now and try to only read. Bye. (wave)


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My inner child runs with scissors but plays nicely with others!

Sometimes the light's all shine'in on me,
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me,
What a looong strange trip it's been! ~ Truck'in

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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: MyInnerChild]
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Men and women alike need to stop seeking out what they believe to be socially acceptable mates. Seek out someone whose company you actually enjoy.


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WAFFLEZZ!!!11!!!1!!!1!!!!

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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: Sunny]
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looking for a relationship or just want to pick up chicks to fark?

I recently read "The Game" by Niel Strauss (spelled differently), after someone uploaded it on here... pretty interesting book and since i am an AFC (average chump) i actually learned some things from it...

recently borrowed a copy of another book by another pickup artist by the name of "savoy" called Magic Bullets, and it is another great read. well structured and a pretty big amount of information.

'eh, the topic is interesting to me right now so i'm reading... i'll probably be too lazy to actively seek women anyways

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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: MyInnerChild]
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Why don't you help the kid out and give him a blowjob or something? Give him a good old fashion ego boost then he won't feel the need to get on those lame ass dating networks. :lol:


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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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mattzdope said:
Why don't you help the kid out and give him a blowjob or something? Give him a good old fashion ego boost then he won't feel the need to get on those lame ass dating networks. :lol:


Maybe not the most practical advice, but definitely apt.


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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
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mattzdope said:
Why don't you help the kid out and give him a blowjob or something? Give him a good old fashion ego boost then he won't feel the need to get on those lame ass dating networks. :lol:


Great advice as far as a good self esteem leading one away from lame sites. He says he's disabled somehow and I haven't found out in what way yet to advise him how to proceed if I can think of anything anyway.

I only know him through this site so it'd have to be a virtual BJ. LOL
He said he wants uncommitted sex. I advised him to go for the real stuff b/c it's safer all around, that's assuming she's healthy in the bod and the head. My husband says that any guy could spend a day walking up to any girl on the street and saying "You and me tonight okay?" and some percentage will answer yes. he never tested that out though...just as well as far as I'm concerned. :wink:

Carry on folks...he'll get direction somewhere I hope. Maybe not through me.


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My inner child runs with scissors but plays nicely with others!

Sometimes the light's all shine'in on me,
Other times I can barely see.
Lately it occurs to me,
What a looong strange trip it's been! ~ Truck'in

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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: MyInnerChild]
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If you're feeling generous, there's always cam sex.

He doesn't want any of the women that would answer yes to a straight up proposition btw.

I knew a guy in hs who was disabled and he slept with twice as many women before we graduated than I've ever slept with. It's all about confidence.


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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: Ferris]
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Quote:
Try reading the Cosmopolitan website to get insights as to how to get what you want without getting infected, committed before you want to, or messed up by those strange beings called "women"!



There's nothing good about Cosmo, or what it does, or what it stands for, or the people responsible for it. Its existence, free of regular lightning-related deaths is unequivocal evidence that Zeus is dead.


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Disclaimer: If you have any kind of heart condition, my posts are not for you. You could literally die from reading the first couple of words in any one of them. Scroll down the page, live your life and prosper, but don't read my posts because your heart will probably explode. I am not joking.

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Re: Hey shroomy guys...look'in for chicks? It's this easy! [Re: EllisDSox]
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Hear is a place you can mail order chicks.


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