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InvisibleSilversoul
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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4213542 - 05/24/05 09:27 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I'm damn near 5'11" and chicks still won't give me the time of day. :shrug:


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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? *DELETED* [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4213547 - 05/24/05 09:28 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4213558 - 05/24/05 09:32 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

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mattzdope said:
Go to a lot of partys and Im sure you will find some pussy if that's all you are looking for right now. Or you could always get yourself a little powder to increase your odds. The last couple chicks Iv chilled with besides my daughters mother Erica have all been powder freaks. If you have powder you can get pussy as it seems that is all you are looking for right now..




Are you talking about meth or coke? I don't like either scene. Too many scumbags. Meth is horrible(I've only done it once). Coke is fun, but too expensive and the quality varies greatly from purchase to purchase.

I don't know if I would want to stick my dick into drug chicks.


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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4213562 - 05/24/05 09:34 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Thats true, if you're just after sex with no emotional attachment, cocaine will lead you there. Those chicks will just want your drugs after the sex though

I never had a problem with chicks, despite my size, I've been hit on by a 6'4" model recently at a party. She was also hitting on my girlfriend later in the night heh. You just have to carry yourself well and be confident and natural. Shine through your physical appearance


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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4213564 - 05/24/05 09:35 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I recently went through a five month or so sex drought. I am now working on a whole month without poon right now.

:lol:

I just broke a 3 year long streak of no sex :smirk:


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: Organic]
    #4213578 - 05/24/05 09:40 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

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Organic said:
Thats true, if you're just after sex with no emotional attachment, cocaine will lead you there. Those chicks will just want your drugs after the sex though

I never had a problem with chicks, despite my size, I've been hit on by a 6'4" model recently at a party. She was also hitting on my girlfriend later in the night heh. You just have to carry yourself well and be confident and natural. Shine through your physical appearance





Agreed 100%. It's all about how you present yourself man.

Oh and to answer your question I was talking about coke and believe it or not a lot of C-Class (coke-class) girls are rather clean if you are at a nice party anyway. There are so many good looking girls into powder it's unbelievable. Im not talking junkie fiends out on the street. College chicks at parties and such. If you have bud,powder, and $$ at a college or house party then you are the man of the moment never forget that. :wink: :cool:


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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4213595 - 05/24/05 09:47 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I don't know man.. maybe you're imagining things. I see plenty of short guys with chicks. I'm 6'1 myself, and I don't have any chicks chasing after me. And I hate making the first move, hitting on girls.. I hardly ever do. I don't think it has anything to do with height, it's about attitude.. you have to be a cocky asshole to get lots of chicks. Me, I'm all laid back and lazy, so I don't get no chicks. It's not like they come after you. They want (and this is my subjective opinion) a guy who takes charge and says alright baby this is how it's gonna be. Maybe not all chicks, but a lot of them seem to go for the asshole type, then complain that their boyfriend is an asshole. I don't think they like longhairs either. But I'm not cutting my hair for any chick. Fuck it.


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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: Shroomism]
    #4213622 - 05/24/05 10:02 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Okay Randall, keep the following scenario in your mind: How many times have you seen a beautiful girl walk into a room.....followed by her completely dorkish boyfriend?

I've seen this so many times, I'm beginning to think it's the norm. My point is that when it comes to men, physical traits aren't the most important thing to a girl. As someone said a few posts up, personality, confidence, (and depending on how old you are) and status will carry you further than looks in the long run.

Think of it another way: You could be fat, or bald. Be confident and accentuate the positive.


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...most subjects find the experience valuable, some find it frightening, and many say that is it uniquely lovely.

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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4213669 - 05/24/05 10:24 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

If it makes you feel better, I have a short guy fetish. One of the shortest guys I've dated was 5'2. I used to have a thing for picking them up and completely over powering them..don't worry, I"m not alone either. There are other girls out there with short guy fetishes! It does hurt to get rejected, but you didn't lose anything out of it, keep trying there, sparkles.  :heart: :heart: :heart: :stoned: :thumbup: you are on the right path!


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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: Jenny]
    #4213693 - 05/24/05 10:36 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I like tall guys too, but I've been out with short ones. I think it is a confidence issue. There are plenty of short guys who end up with hot girls, shorter or taller than them! As for the skinny vs. muscle bit, I agree with Delyrium... the 6'3", skinny with muscle is IDEAL, but if he's a stuck on himself jerk, forget it too. I've been out with the 6' 200 lb.-er too! It's hard to find a complete package... But, anyway, there are a lot of tiny girls out there who will think you're really tall, so just keep your eye out, she's probably out there somewhere!


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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4213758 - 05/24/05 10:54 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

the problem is with you.

short dudes always act like short dudes, either
externally by trying to compensate or internally
by limiting themselves based on thier perception.

sounds like you fit the latter.

dude, you're funny looking and dumb...even if you
were 6'1", chicks would dog you.

:wink:

j/k...get over it...you've got what you've got.


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OfflineAdamist
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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4213768 - 05/24/05 10:57 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

I'm about your height, and it doesn't bother me...

Look at it as an advantage.
Shorter dudes are generally quicker and more agile than the taller ones.. :shrug:

Why do you think the girl blew you off because of your height?
Maybe it's because she had a boyfriend or she was on the rag? :wink:

Tips-
move to Mexico or an Asian country...
wear thick-soled shoes...
tilt your head upwards at all times to give the illusion that you are looking down on others...
and above all, start hitting on midgets...
your success rate may improve. :laugh:


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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4213823 - 05/24/05 11:10 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

DONT take it personal man!
Even Tom cruise get turned down. And you're not Tom Cruise so itll happen even more :smirk:

Lets say you hit on 1000 chicks.
-600 are already with someone they love
-200 are not interested in a guy shorter than 5,8 ( fuck these bitches )
-77 are too shy to give you her number
-23 are just ugly and you didnt notice at the moment because you were drunk.

The last 100 will give you her number
-50 wont interest you anymore after the first date

Get the point? And dont take it personal. After being turned down, just hit on her friends its the best cure :wink:


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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: Gus]
    #4213839 - 05/24/05 11:13 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: Liz]
    #4213840 - 05/24/05 11:13 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

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ifallapart said:
eh, I like tall guys because I'm tall, so I don't like to have to look down to my boyfriend.




That's why I prefer tall men...I'm tall.


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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #4213868 - 05/24/05 11:19 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Get a nice pair of thick soled shoes.

Chicks like to be next to my arm pits cuz they smell so damn good.


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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #4214027 - 05/24/05 12:07 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

do the legs go all the way up?


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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: afoaf]
    #4214095 - 05/24/05 12:30 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Chicks often don't want the short guy attitude(whatever that may be).
On a instinctive(?) level many women are looking for a mate that would be big and strong, so as to provide big and strong children.
Plus being tall as a man is useful to a girl(for any number of reasons).
I'm a tall fellow, I get hit on by small/petite chicks relatively more than any other size.


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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: California]
    #4214107 - 05/24/05 12:35 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

whoa - some of you guys are really little  :grin: I thought I was thin at 6 foot and 165lbs.


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Re: Why don't chicks like short guys? [Re: afoaf]
    #4214121 - 05/24/05 12:41 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Women's attraction towards tall guys are instinctual, just as are guys attraction towards the highly-suggestive shape of voluptous booty and pompous boobies.

Although such drives are 'written' into our limbic brain, they are still subject to transcendance by those who are more in touch with their spiritual sides and not so much with their animal nature.

This is why you'll see fine specimens such as Jenny, who can find themselves attracted to shorter men. But beware, when you come across such a contrarian behavior in a fellow homo sapien, it may actually be another form of instinctual releasement for domination, and not quite so much a result of heightened awareness and being-cognition.

But above all else, remember that confidence is and will always be the wild card in ANY guy's overall attractiveness to women. That is how much women are drawn to confidence, which is the reason that they will even go so far as to date [and even marry!] the "assholes" of the crowd, as they are notorious for doing. Contrary to popular belief, they don't actually like assholes, they just admire confidence so much, that they'll go for the overly-alpha males for the sake of appealing their animal-sides that they're more in touch with.

So you walk around public, with a hunched back [when you don't even realize it], and a lackluster spark in your eyes that has screams "Unconfidence, read: female repellent", with the invisible, but highly sensible black cloud hanging directly over your head, contained with the negative energy of thoughts revolving around your self-exacerbating attitude generated by the illusion that other girl's opinions [and rejections] have higher importance than your own, and so on ad infinitum... and you wonder why you have no luck with ladies? Sheesh!




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