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Koalas n Lizards smoking weed... wtf
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>A koala is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks
>past and looks up and says to the koala "Hey! what are you doing?"
>
>The koala says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
>So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have
>a few joint.
>
>After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to
>get a drink from the river. The little lizard is so stoned that he leans
>too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims
>over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the
>little lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
>
>The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking
>a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into
>the river while taking a drink.
>
>The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain
>forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting, finishing a joint,
>and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
>
>The koala looks down and says "F**K dude.......how much water did you
>drink?!!

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Re: Koalas n Lizards smoking weed... wtf [Re: indica]
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... ?


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So I say, walk by the Spirit, and you will not gratify the desires of the flesh. - Galatians 5:16

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Re: Koalas n Lizards smoking weed... wtf [Re: indica]
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:lolz0rz::rofl2::lolz0rz:

I haven't laughed so hard all night :lol:


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Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music.


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Re: Koalas n Lizards smoking weed... wtf [Re: indica]
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I've heard it before, but it's a goodie. :hehehe:


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Reality is just ONE of the states of conscious perception.

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Re: Koalas n Lizards smoking weed... wtf [Re: HB]
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haah

i got one, this was told to me by a bum on haight and ashburry the other week.

A mouse and an elephant are walking in the forest. The mouse is talking all sorts of crap and isn't looking at where hes going and falls in a hole.
The mouse says "hey Mr elephant help me out of this hole" so the elephant says "alright I'm gonna stick my dick in that hole and your gonna climb up it".
So the elephant sticks his dick in the hole and the mouse runs up it.
About a week later the mouse and elephant are on another walk and this time the elephants talking crap and falls in a hole.
Remembering what happened a week before the elephant asks "hey Mr mouse help me out of this hole" So the mouse says "No way I'm gonna let you try and climb up my dick you'll break it off, let me go get my Cadillac".
So the mouse goes into the forest and comes back with his Cadillac. He ties a rope around the bumper and pulls the elephant out and he thanks the mouse.

Whats the morel of the story?





You don't need a Cadillac if you got a big dick


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Re: Koalas n Lizards smoking weed... wtf [Re: DeathCompany]
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fuckin a.


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Re: Koalas n Lizards smoking weed... wtf [Re: DeathCompany]
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Heres one for ya:


A grasshopper walks into a bar after a long day at work. He looks at the bartender and he says "Give me a drink".

The bartender looks at the grasshopper and says "Hey, I've got a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper gives him a puzzled look and says, "You have a drink named Steve?"


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Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music.


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