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Political Manifesto
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"Divide the american states into individually self sustaining feudal systems led by randomly selected new royalty lineages.

Privatize all educations, remove all corporate restraints, and put an over king in charge of arms dealerships in all locations.

Pet ownership is outlawed. Intercourse only under consent of the king.

National unity above all, all couples must be interracial to promote a healthy gene pool. Survival of the fittest.

Free radio, possession of television carries an immediate life sentence.

All senior citizens are permitted only one medication: morphine.

This will be free and replace retirement funds.

All children will be genetically bred for the qualities of obedience, obesity and succulence.

All police, military and political positions will be filled by randomly selected females who will rule as a parliment under the king.

All men will be given mandatory testosterone reduction treatments to virtually eliminate spontaneous violence and rape.

Cars will be outlawed, except for members of the industrial class.

The liquified dead will not rot in expensive coffins, but will fertilize the crops.

Children will be treated as priests, priests will be reformed into factory workers or other useful trades.

All existing male policeman and soldiers will be similarly rehabilitated into useful trades.

Sheep, cattle and swine shall be declared persons under the law, and must also obey the laws of fornication under consent.

Child labour will be encouraged, but restricted to corporate and management positions.

All airfare will be free, and all immigration laws will be abolished. All our borders are open to anyone who wishes to come, and no person shall require any form of identification or documentation to perform and legal task such as traveling or purchasing alcohol."

-Visions


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Re: Political Manifesto [Re: Moonshoe]
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The privatized education sounds good. :shrug:

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Re: Political Manifesto [Re: Moonshoe]
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Amanda Marcotte?


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