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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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2012
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Our sources are off, because of a shift in the Roman calendar's (the Christians screwed things up in the 4th century, and hence our true calendar is off--they messed up their calculations) (mis)representation.

What we should all be concerned about is the year 2016. So, you've got an extra 4 years. Not that it helps much (what are we going to do with the extra 4 years?), but, just so everyone knows.


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Re: 2012 [Re: GnuBobo]
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Boy, that's a relief! :smirk:

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Re: 2012 [Re: GnuBobo]
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bullspit


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Re: 2012 [Re: Stein]
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i don't think that math has anything to do with reality at all

how did the mayans calculate "2012" and how does it correlate to the progression of our calendar.

9/11
9+1+1=11 but so what?


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....I embrace my desire to feel the rhythm, to feel connected enough to step aside and weep like a widow, to feel inspired, to fathom the power, to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain, to swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human......
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Re: 2012 [Re: leery11]
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steins thing was a joke.. I hope

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Re: 2012 [Re: GnuBobo]
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GnuBobo said:
Our sources are off, because of a shift in the Roman calendar's (the Christians screwed things up in the 4th century, and hence our true calendar is off--they messed up their calculations) (mis)representation.

What we should all be concerned about is the year 2016. So, you've got an extra 4 years. Not that it helps much (what are we going to do with the extra 4 years?), but, just so everyone knows.



I reckon we'll (well other people - not me) spend the next four years making preditions for 2018, 2020, 2021 and the rest for when 2016 doesnt happen, just like every single other prediction of this sort hasnt happened.


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Re: 2012 [Re: Stein]
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Re: 2012 [Re: Revelation]
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I await the Mystery Egg with not a little anticipation.


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Re: 2012 [Re: mr_kite]
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people need to stop putting their heads in the shadows.

When I smoked pot I was convinced that because my drivers license had my fingerprints on it, that if I threw away an empty bag police would look through the trash and get my fingerprints off of it and arrest me, so I drove out of town to throw my baggies away.....

All it takes is one assumption to create an eventual dogma, this case the assumption being that my casual and discrete marijuana consumption somehow caught the attention of the authorities, who were just lurking to "get me".

2012 is peace, stop fretting.


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I am the MacDaddy of Heimlich County, I play it Straight Up Yo!

....I embrace my desire to feel the rhythm, to feel connected enough to step aside and weep like a widow, to feel inspired, to fathom the power, to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain, to swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human......
Om Namah Shivaya, I tell you What!

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Re: 2012 [Re: leery11]
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leery11 said:
people need to stop putting their heads in the shadows.

When I smoked pot I was convinced that because my drivers license had my fingerprints on it, that if I threw away an empty bag police would look through the trash and get my fingerprints off of it and arrest me, so I drove out of town to throw my baggies away.....

All it takes is one assumption to create an eventual dogma, this case the assumption being that my casual and discrete marijuana consumption somehow caught the attention of the authorities, who were just lurking to "get me".

2012 is peace, stop fretting.



:thumbup:

One of the best ideas :smile:


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All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs

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Re: 2012 [Re: GnuBobo]
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and there wont be an election that year either..not even a bogus one...


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Re: 2012 [Re: GnuBobo]
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so wait, why is the date off? where did you hear that?

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Re: 2012 [Re: slamdunk]
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If you read his post, its those bloody Christians again.


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Re: 2012 [Re: slamdunk]
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slamdunk said:
so wait, why is the date off? where did you hear that?



Stein said:
bullspit






Duh


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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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Re: 2012 [Re: slamdunk]
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I'm just trying to enlighten people--that's it.

Because, in the end, the love you make is equal to the love you take.


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Re: 2012 [Re: GnuBobo]
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You can tell that the gregorian calendar is fucked up by looking at the god damned weather.

Global warming my ass.


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Re: 2012 [Re: slaphappy]
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I have an atomic clock revolving at near the speed of light. It's creating a vortex, and it might collapse on itself in 5 years and create a wicked black hole. Talk about a mindfuck.


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Re: 2012 [Re: GnuBobo]
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You'd better get rid of that shit quickly or you'll kill us all, you doofus


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Re: 2012 [Re: MushroomTrip]
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Do not be concerned with exact dates but rather with seasons. It would ruin God's plan of salvation for us to know the EXACT date, but we can know the season. Seek God to know the TRUTH. Ask him, he will tell you.

(an 11th Apostle)

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Re: 2012 [Re: Demotriton]
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^
And exactly how many hits of acid did you take simultaneously?

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