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How did you discover the joys of orgasm?
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Like it says. Most of us have discovered orgasm, what's your story of discovering that unusual function of your body?


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Re: How did you discover the joys of orgasm? [Re: Asante]
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6th grade, I remember people joking about masturbation, so i went home and tried it and it worked.

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Re: How did you discover the joys of orgasm? [Re: Asante]
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When I was ten years old there were three days in a row where I felt a strange arousal with being naked in my room and playing around a bit. In retrospect I was horny as hell but I had no idea. Then when I was hobbying around a bit specifically I suddenly almost fainted and then saw evidence I hit puberty rather early.

I really discovered something there, because I think that there were less than ten days in my entire teenage years I didn't orgasm in one way or another :grin:


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Re: How did you discover the joys of orgasm? [Re: Asante]
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It was kinda weird...i found a porn magazine in my brothers room when i was either 11 or 12...i got a hard on and jerking off just seemed like the natural thing to do hahah oh the sweet mysterys of live, how sweet they are  :mushroom2:


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Re: How did you discover the joys of orgasm? [Re: Asante]
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All I can remember from the haze is that it involved Abe lincoln's head

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Re: How did you discover the joys of orgasm? [Re: thatiAM]
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lol...i hope you're not talking about the head of his penis...


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Re: How did you discover the joys of orgasm? [Re: Asante]
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I just have a vague recollection of touching myself in bed one night and suddenly being overwhelmed with a pleasurable feeling as I ejaculated, and kicking my foot into the bedpost so hard I yelped.


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Re: How did you discover the joys of orgasm? [Re: Asante]
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very very very early in life... i think I just started messin with it in the bath tub when I was a little kid. whenever it happened, I can't really remember a time when I was unaware of that particular function of my body.


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Re: How did you discover the joys of orgasm? [Re: Sunny]
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i thought i broke my dick one time when i was sleeping. then again in the shower. i mean i had HEARD of that shit, but to me that thing was a kiss detector when i was watching tv shows.

oh this was when i was like 9 or 10.

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Re: How did you discover the joys of orgasm? [Re: pattyfunk]
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I remember when I had orgasims and nothing came out. Those where the best.

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Re: How did you discover the joys of orgasm? [Re: BuddahKillah]
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Wet dreams are the worst.


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Re: How did you discover the joys of orgasm? [Re: DrunkenAttempt]
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I was probably 5 years old and I was climbing up a slide at the park on the slide part... not the ladder... I had my legs pushed up against the sideguard things and was basically humping my way up... about half way up i noticed my dick was hard... i continued on and near the top I suddenly got a tingling feeling all over and my dick kept clenching up...

Of course i had no idea what it was at the time... I was probably about 10 when i started actually masturbating...

Then when i started makin the sperm at around 12 it got wicked good feeling...


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Re: How did you discover the joys of orgasm? [Re: TheSlapnCapn]
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One day I jerked it, and it felt good, so I dubbed it good. >:O


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Re: How did you discover the joys of orgasm? [Re: Maverick]
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This is why I am the most horny guy any one will ever meet. Every girl and friend I have always tells me that I'm the horniest guy they have ever met. Well heres the story of why I'm sick in the head. In 2nd grade, I was invited to my best friends party who was 16. They said something about masturbation and when I asked what it was, I got a sex ed class. They told me that besides for sex and head, that masturbation was the est feeling in the world. I went home that morning and shwanked it. I then took a jacuzzi and put my dick against it. From then on it was straight up jacking off, about 5 years later I came for the first time.


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Re: How did you discover the joys of orgasm? [Re: Asante]
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One day I was sitting in my bathtub taking a bath and I realized that I could reach far enough to get my dick in my mouth. So, that's how it started. Sadly, I can't do that anymore.

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